***Announcement*** Crisis Over

[Itsmyshow]

As I am fully aware that everyone was following the story of the missing pants through the GF thread, I thought it only sensible for the outcome to be part of an announcement thread where it belongs.








I found my pants, lioness had them

I appreciate the support and help that I was provided during these difficult times and look forward to leaving my pants with lioness several more times over the course of next season..

 

[Frothies Mcveigh]

Announcement threads need to stop.

 

[beez]

lies make baby jesus cry

 

[Jobe3votes]

 

[Farrand]

Well I for one was incredibly concerned about said missing pants and the location of said said missing pants. I remember when IMS first became alerted to the said said said missing pants and the chaos that ensured would have brought a tear to a glass black heart or something. Kids were crying, fires were raging, buildings were collapsing and London was on fire. All the indirect consequence of the said said said said missing pants.

So thank god the issue has been solved and it was in fact Lioness who had the said said said said said missing pants (which for the record are called trousers in the uk. You cant imagine the shit I used to get when I was a younging for talking about my pants. Pants over here are underwear. It is a crazy mixed up world). If you look in the parenthesis you will see another story about pants. This story may also be indirectly connected to the missing pants saga which IMS had to endure.

The most surprising thing about this chaotic mess of a news story is that IMS kept silent about the missing pants/trousers and as such had to endure this tragedy alone. And now everyone has come out lambasting him? Now I know how serial killers who victims are mainly prostitutes feel. They believe they are doing a service to society and shouldering this burden themselves, only to have the public turn against them once the truth of the burden is out. For shame!!!!

IMS I salute you.

 

[Mobbs]

Shit thread.

 

[Farrand]

Shit pants.

 

[lioness]

I am honestly amazed that it took you soooooooo long to figure out where they were......



but I washed my car with them so I do hope you have another pair......

 

[Freakie]

Thank god he wasn't freeballing...

 

[Itsmyshow]

It warms the cockles of my very soul that there is one out there that understands me, thank you Farrand.... Your warmth and good graces remind of a time when, as a young man, I spoke with a Shepherd, he was tending to his sheep and was due to face an almighty force the size of a Giant, it was at this point that he asked for my assistance, which, of course, I was only happy to oblige, the Shepherd faced the almighty Giant and became a part of folklore as the man that tripped a giant over and crushed a small village in the process. It was an ugly ugly event that reminds me a little of what our friend Farrand faces in the current climate. I am sure that the world's greatest Mayor, who has returned from extended leave, will fix the issue immediately though and we can have a return to the calm that once encapsulated our lives.

As a great man once said.

"The bikes will be ready, the bikes will be ready"

Kudos to you Boris...

 

[Logger]

It's shepherd, idiot.

Oh, and Boris has promised to single-handedly clean the streets of London. What a champ.

And if you think I'm fibbing:

 

[Itsmyshow]

Idiot was a little mean.


But I digress


How could anyone not love Boris....

 

[HawkPatrol]

This was incredibly shit and gay.

 

[Marklar_33]

Well I for one was incredibly concerned about said missing pants and the location of said said missing pants. I remember when IMS first became alerted to the said said said missing pants and the chaos that ensured would have brought a tear to a glass black heart or something. Kids were crying, fires were raging, buildings were collapsing and London was on fire. All the indirect consequence of the said said said said missing pants.

So thank god the issue has been solved and it was in fact Lioness who had the said said said said said missing pants (which for the record are called trousers in the uk. You cant imagine the shit I used to get when I was a younging for talking about my pants. Pants over here are underwear. It is a crazy mixed up world). If you look in the parenthesis you will see another story about pants. This story may also be indirectly connected to the missing pants saga which IMS had to endure.

The most surprising thing about this chaotic mess of a news story is that IMS kept silent about the missing pants/trousers and as such had to endure this tragedy alone. And now everyone has come out lambasting him? Now I know how serial killers who victims are mainly prostitutes feel. They believe they are doing a service to society and shouldering this burden themselves, only to have the public turn against them once the truth of the burden is out. For shame!!!!

IMS I salute you.

Thanks for alerting me to that. I generally totally disregard any parentheses, thus I tend to miss interesting sidenotes such as the above