Media Swamprats Officially In Crisis

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Then it links highly to the 2nd part of my post about the state of the Rat's culture and leadership

Or that okeydoke7 is a massive club ****
Oh but I used to be so so so much worse
 
Let the Mount Buller Demons HOFer speak for themselves! Get in here, okeydoke7!
I was heavy hearted to leave the Rats. I stayed there longer than any club in my turncoat career.

It probably got to a point where all of that loyalty and stability was no longer fitting with my persona.

I just needed a spark to get me going again. I’m at my best when I am the best.
 
Just if anybody needed a reminder, here is the brief version of my CV:

-Debut in Season 9 for the Demons

-Signed with the Sin City Swamprats for next season, my 13th club change (have played for 8 clubs total)

-430 games

-1140 goals

-fastest player ever to 1000 goals

-just 54 goals away from the all time record (from a staggering 159 less games)

-Fred Medalist

-5 time Sweet FA full forward

-15 time club leading goal kicker

-3 time media performer of the year *

-Club Best and Fairest

-Sweet FA PA MVP (as CHB)

-Club Captain (2 clubs)

-Vic Metro Captain

-Mount Buller Demons Hall of Famer

-Sweet FA Hall of Famer

-Sweet FA Administrator, 3 seasons (S18-20) **

-Premiership Player



*As a media revolutionary:

I revolutionised the media industry back when media was a rarity. I was the first ever player to use my username as an entity, coining the term ‘Okeydoke Media’, a style still imitated by so many players to this day.



I took this one step further, once creating a media team known as ‘Sweet FA Media’, the first ever to do so.



I moved beyond the standard media pieces and was the first to engage in real, investigative journalism pieces. These pieces worked alongside opinion pieces, concept threads and rankings thread.



I have been known as ‘the father of media in the Sweet FA’ and this was, perhaps, my greatest achievement between seasons 15-20 in particular.



**As league administrator:

-Welcomed two new teams into the league, the Warriors and the Bears.

-Initiated the league’s first ever charity match, raising over $1,000 for beyondblue.

-streamlined the committee, with changes still in effect today

-initiated league wide consultation on key issues

-oversaw significant growth in posting and engagement, including the start of The Club Room sub-forum

-initiated the multi simmer/poster system still used today, standing out historical cheating claims.
 

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I was heavy hearted to leave the Rats. I stayed there longer than any club in my turncoat career.

It probably got to a point where all of that loyalty and stability was no longer fitting with my persona.

I just needed a spark to get me going again. I’m at my best when I am the best.
5 games away from 100 consecutive games at one club. Couldn’t let that happen
 

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Oh!

That explains the departures, I suppose, but raises many other questions, Pug.
Yes thats true, questions like.

Did you pack your bags yourself sir?

Or

Are there any dangerous or flammable goods in your bag sir?
 
The only people this really affects day to day are the Bombers.

Only using this post as an in to say, it's time for you to repay the favour of screwing me over back in the day and also when I came to help you win a flag at the Royals.

All the OP needs is one cryingdoctorwho.gif and the league has its successor to spookism

As it bought you to the league the first time round, maybe it'll bring you back this time.

I will not be seen in any bombers threads for the next few seasons

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Oh but I used to be so so so much worse

I was heavy hearted to leave the Rats. I stayed there longer than any club in my turncoat career.

It probably got to a point where all of that loyalty and stability was no longer fitting with my persona.

I just needed a spark to get me going again. I’m at my best when I am the best.

Just if anybody needed a reminder, here is the brief version of my CV:

-Debut in Season 9 for the Demons

-Signed with the Sin City Swamprats for next season, my 13th club change (have played for 8 clubs total)

-430 games

-1140 goals

-fastest player ever to 1000 goals

-just 54 goals away from the all time record (from a staggering 159 less games)

-Fred Medalist

-5 time Sweet FA full forward

-15 time club leading goal kicker

-3 time media performer of the year *

-Club Best and Fairest

-Sweet FA PA MVP (as CHB)

-Club Captain (2 clubs)

-Vic Metro Captain

-Mount Buller Demons Hall of Famer

-Sweet FA Hall of Famer

-Sweet FA Administrator, 3 seasons (S18-20) **

-Premiership Player



*As a media revolutionary:

I revolutionised the media industry back when media was a rarity. I was the first ever player to use my username as an entity, coining the term ‘Okeydoke Media’, a style still imitated by so many players to this day.



I took this one step further, once creating a media team known as ‘Sweet FA Media’, the first ever to do so.



I moved beyond the standard media pieces and was the first to engage in real, investigative journalism pieces. These pieces worked alongside opinion pieces, concept threads and rankings thread.



I have been known as ‘the father of media in the Sweet FA’ and this was, perhaps, my greatest achievement between seasons 15-20 in particular.



**As league administrator:

-Welcomed two new teams into the league, the Warriors and the Bears.

-Initiated the league’s first ever charity match, raising over $1,000 for beyondblue.

-streamlined the committee, with changes still in effect today

-initiated league wide consultation on key issues

-oversaw significant growth in posting and engagement, including the start of The Club Room sub-forum

-initiated the multi simmer/poster system still used today, standing out historical cheating claims.

Breaking news: Okey was actually sacked because he can't ****ing mutiquote
 
Only using this post as an in to say, it's time for you to repay the favour of screwing me over back in the day and also when I came to help you win a flag at the Royals.

It would be my pleasure to welcome you to Coney Island.
 

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