Media Swamprats Officially In Crisis

[jackster83]

The Gumbies leadership group is unanimous that they'd rather crawl over broken glass listening to Senor M and the bombers quibble over this week's topic of choice whilst Mariah Carey sings "all I want for Christmas is you" than merge with the rats.
We do respect their ambition in attempting to align themselves with elite company, but politely decline their offer.

We would have simply made you our reserves team anyway.

 

[Cadsky]

Say it ain't so!

It's a travesty

 

[damicky]

All the OP needs is one cryingdoctorwho.gif and the league has its successor to spookism

 

[Cadsky]

PM incoming KP

 

[damicky]

I know you are going into bat for your player, which is totally fine, but ultimately nothing to do with my point:

Rats culture and leadership suck right now. I hope their new captain can work to improve both of these things so my former club can get some respect back

Why don't you come & save us?

 

[damicky]

PM incoming KP

It already was

KP is A Swamprats Legend

 

[ShaunDuggan]

It already was

KP is A Swamprats Legend

 

[Scythe94]

All the OP needs is one cryingdoctorwho.gif and the league has its successor to spookism

 

[GremioPower]

The Sin City Swamprats are officially in crisis


After a disappointing S38 on the field, the Off-Season is going from bad to worse:


1. philreich >>> OOBs

2. okeydoke7 >>> Royals

3. Raz >>> Bombers

4. at least 2 others Players are considering their options


I have just reached out to Furies Captain James Colorado & Gumbies Captain Falconista to begin Merger talks


More to come ...​

 

[Falconista]

Well, it's finally official, murder is legal in the state of California..

 

[Raz]

The water isn't an issue apparently.

Drink away.

There's something bad in the water at Alberton though.

Very true . Sewer water is strange

 

[ShaunDuggan]

Very true . Sewer water is strange

Stop drinking it then.

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

Hold up.

You mean DemurePrincess and Raz will be together in every Bombers match thread next season?

jfc...

The Filth Wizard please turn out the lights when you leave the admin office at the end of your tenure.

I will not be seen in any bombers threads for the next few seasons

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

Why don't you come & save us?

Millky95 has signed with the Wonders

 

[DemurePrincess]

I will not be seen in any bombers threads for the next few seasons

Are you for real?

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

Are you for real?

I can only take you or raz. not both. Thats too much for me.

 

[DemurePrincess]

I can only take you or raz. not both. Thats too much for me.

What if we have a roster?
What if we alternate?

 

[DemurePrincess]

Wait! Wait! Wait! AnUltimateRessie what if Raz takes the days ending in Y and I take the leftover days… Deal

 

[T2B_]

In all seriousness, what's up with all the departures?

It's a bit concerning, and I'm talking about the league as a whole, I wonder if players are moving all over the place thinking the grass is greener elsewhere when in reality the league is just not at it's enjoyable best at the moment.

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

Wait! Wait! Wait! AnUltimateRessie what if Raz takes the days ending in Y and I take the leftover days… Deal

enjoy retirement

 

[Raz]

Stop drinking it then.

i wont, i will drink the Euphrates river water now

 

[Raz]

I will not be seen in any bombers threads for the next few seasons

luvkily you not a bomber player then ..

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

luvkily you not a bomber player then ..

Bombers are going to beat the Oobs out in the 'talking to themselves' race next season.

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

Millky95 has signed with the Wonders

this wasn't a joke damicky

 

[damicky]

this wasn't a joke damicky

Wonders in crisis