- Sep 6, 2010
- 32,284
- 54,214
- AFL Club
- Port Adelaide
- Other Teams
- Swamprats
- Banned
- #1
Bay, I present the following 10 likenesses that confirm this to be true.
No premierships for almost 20 years? CHECK
Unjustifiably arrogant supporter base? CHECK
Almost universally despised (and most football supporters take delight in their failures)? CHECK
Has a selfish FIGJAM in their midfield? CHECK (Judd/Dangerflog)
Useless captain? CHECK (Murphy/Van Berlol)
Has a hack coach? CHECK (Malthouse/Slops Sanderson)
CEO under pressure or underperforming? CHECK (Swann/Trigg)
History of salary cap cheating? CHECK
Shit forward line? CHECK
Will NOT play finals in 2014? CHECK
No premierships for almost 20 years? CHECK
Unjustifiably arrogant supporter base? CHECK
Almost universally despised (and most football supporters take delight in their failures)? CHECK
Has a selfish FIGJAM in their midfield? CHECK (Judd/Dangerflog)
Useless captain? CHECK (Murphy/Van Berlol)
Has a hack coach? CHECK (Malthouse/Slops Sanderson)
CEO under pressure or underperforming? CHECK (Swann/Trigg)
History of salary cap cheating? CHECK
Shit forward line? CHECK
Will NOT play finals in 2014? CHECK