Are the Camry Crows the SA version of Carlolton?

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Sep 6, 2010
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Bay, I present the following 10 likenesses that confirm this to be true.

No premierships for almost 20 years? CHECK
Unjustifiably arrogant supporter base? CHECK
Almost universally despised (and most football supporters take delight in their failures)? CHECK
Has a selfish FIGJAM in their midfield? CHECK (Judd/Dangerflog)
Useless captain? CHECK (Murphy/Van Berlol)
Has a hack coach? CHECK (Malthouse/Slops Sanderson)
CEO under pressure or underperforming? CHECK (Swann/Trigg)
History of salary cap cheating? CHECK
Shit forward line? CHECK
Will NOT play finals in 2014? CHECK

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I would say Port have more in common with Carlton- beat up a few weak teams and think they are April premiers.
Says the frontrunner who has not been seen for the last few weeks but suddenly reappears after the Crows beat up a shit Saints team.
 
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Says the frontrunner who has not been seen for the last few weeks but suddenly reappears after the Crows beat up a shit Saints team.

Poor troll Nelso- you have even liked some of my posts the last few weeks you absolute twat. You know I been here the whole time and my post history confirms. Paer trolling = posting obviously incorrect statements trying to induce rage = nuff nuff
 

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I would say Port have more in common with Carlton- beat up a few weak teams and think they are April premiers.

Anger.....it's all trigg's/sando's/freeagentfield's fault
Denial.....too many injuries
Bargaining....please, please let us win a game
Depression....I hate football/my life
Acceptance....crows are shit

It takes a big man to admit his team is weak. Well done. You have completed the 5 steps of grieving.
 
Anger.....it's all trigg's/sando's/freeagentfield's fault
Denial.....too many injuries
Bargaining....please, please let us win a game
Depression....I hate football/my life
Acceptance....crows are shit

It takes a big man to admit his team is weak. Well done. You have completed the 5 steps of grieving.

Got no issue with predicting we will be probably around 10th-12th this year and I expect Paer to make top 4 :rainbow:

But!

  • Jr Crouch > Gimpey
  • Dangerfield is down on form but is still a gun
  • John Butcher is a spud of the highest order
  • Wantfrees and his diving partner Wobbie Gray are a disgrace
  • You lost to Norf
 
Got no issue with predicting we will be probably around 10th-12th this year and I expect Paer to make top 4 :rainbow:

But!

  • Jr Crouch > Gimpey
  • Dangerfield is down on form but is still a gun
  • John Butcher is a spud of the highest order
  • Wantfrees and his diving partner Wobbie Gray are a disgrace
  • You lost to Norf

Monfries, Gray > downhill skier Eddie and Spudtrenko

You were belted by the Swans who got smashed by Norf yesterday - GO FIGURE!!!
 
Got no issue with predicting we will be probably around 10th-12th this year and I expect Paer to make top 4 :rainbow:

But!

  • Jr Crouch > Gimpey
  • Dangerfield is down on form but is still a gun
  • John Butcher is a spud of the highest order
  • Wantfrees and his diving partner Wobbie Gray are a disgrace
  • You lost to Norf

  • Both play totally different positions, I'm very happy with Impey.
  • Sadly out of form and not performing.
  • Can't argue with Butcher
  • Disgrace? Gus and Robbie are performing to a very high standard. You are grasping at straws here
  • Norf? Norf smashed the team that embarrassed yours in your first home game at AO and are currently 10 spots higher than the crows on the ladder. You are drowning on this one.
 
  • Both play totally different positions, I'm very happy with Impey.
  • Sadly out of form and not performing.
  • Can't argue with Butcher
  • Disgrace? Gus and Robbie are performing to a very high standard. You are grasping at straws here
  • Norf? Norf smashed the team that embarrassed yours in your first home game at AO and are currently 10 spots higher than the crows on the ladder. You are drowning on this one.

Wantfrees and Wobbie gray performing arts school of diving and head ducking.

Don't use us as a yardstick, you beat us! I have us at 10-12th and Top 4 for you mob. Top 4 teams shouldn't lose to the likes of Norf.
 

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