Carlolton and their premature problems

[Saveloy Rockstar]

both of you are recent interlopers and boring as batchit

Your buddy AvaGardner is a recent interloper. I’m like LL Cool J. I’ve been here for years

 

[Chronz]

Most of the Carlton flogs inhabit the main board. It's premiership or bust, they will cop it hard if they don't win it all.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

they will cop it hard if they don't win it all.

Man their anguses must be extremely peppered by now after 29 years of not winning it

 

[AvantGardener]

Your buddy AvaGardner is a recent interloper. I’m like LL Cool J. I’ve been here for years

You are a buffoon

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

You are a buffoon

That’s “You, Sir…” to you

 

[JustaBattler]

One post and you've resorted to "who are you?" and "rent free"



This Carlscum blow-in is a lightweight. Though he has plenty of company there.
Looking forward to more Blose melts later in the year.

dont spoil a good smack with the troof.

 

[Thrawn]

How can we take OP seriously with that avatar?

 

[Raveneyes]

Man their anguses must be extremely peppered by now after 29 years of not winning it

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29 years?

OMG I didn't realise it was that long. Surely you jest? This is the mighty Carlton Football Club after all.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Surely you jest? This is the mighty Carlton Football Club after all.

I’ve been trying to confirm it but Carlscum flogs don’t want to talk about it for some reason and it’s hard to find anyone also who was alive that long ago that cares

 

[AvantGardener]

It has not been 29 years. We won the flag on 30 September 1995. So the 29th anniversary has not yet occurred. I didnt really want to call you out on your shit maths as I know once you get past 19 fingers and toes that counting is hard for you.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

29 years

 

[Sarcoidevo]

That’s “You, Sir…” to you

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[AvantGardener]

29 years

Hi Bay, renowned historian Geoffrey Blaine here. How are you? I'm fine, thanks for asking

Now that the formalities are out of the way, let's get on with the premise of this thread:

How many years has it been since your AFL club won a flag? (a flag is something that happens in September FYI Essendong/Carltank/Failmantle/GCS/GWS flogs)

I'll start: it's been 0.4 years since Collingwood won a flag. Phew, that feels good to get that off my chest

Now, over to you

So flip flop has it been 0.4years or 1 year since Collingwood won a flag?

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Imagine not seeing your team taste success for 29 years almost feel sorry for the campaigners

Almost

 

[Occidental]

Patient Male.
28 years of age.
No findings of any memories of Carlton success.

 

[AvantGardener]

Collingwood baby: 3 weeks old, 0 wins, 3 losses and has quickly mirrored body language of other Pies fans


Carlton baby: 3 weeks, 2 wins, 0 losses and life is sweet

 

[JustaBattler]

CoLOLOLOLOL wobblers have achieved their life time ambition - equalling the Blues flag tally...

for now....

LOL @ you wobblers

 

[Raveneyes]

CoLOLOLOLOL wobblers have achieved their life time ambition - equalling the Blues flag tally...

for now....

LOL @ you wobblers

Glad you can still laugh despite DECADES of pain.

2022 - Collingwood trail Carlton by 25 points in the last quarter of their final H&A round match, yet the mighty Magpies storm home to win by 1 point and knock the Blose out of the eight, and the finals! CARLTON FANS MELT!
2023 - Carlton have its best season for DECADES, yet have to watch Collingwood win the premiership. CARLTON FANS MELT!
2024 - Can't wait to see the melts this year!

 

[AvantGardener]

Glad you can still laugh despite DECADES of pain.

2022 - Collingwood trail Carlton by 25 points in the last quarter of their final H&A round match, yet the mighty Magpies storm home to win by 1 point and knock the Blose out of the eight, and the finals! CARLTON FANS MELT!
2023 - Carlton have its best season for DECADES, yet have to watch Collingwood win the premiership. CARLTON FANS MELT!
2024 - Can't wait to see the melts this year!

Owen 3 after 2 rounds

 

[JustaBattler]

Glad you can still laugh despite DECADES of pain.

2022 - Collingwood trail Carlton by 25 points in the last quarter of their final H&A round match, yet the mighty Magpies storm home to win by 1 point and knock the Blose out of the eight, and the finals! CARLTON FANS MELT!
2023 - Carlton have its best season for DECADES, yet have to watch Collingwood win the premiership. CARLTON FANS MELT!
2024 - Can't wait to see the melts this year!

You wobblers - always living in ancient history times drunk on yesterday's news and still full of dirty bathwater you have all been drinking - modern up!

Carlton has always had your measure - decided to let a bit of fishing line out and get you equal to the Essendon edgers - before we steal another flag and order is restored!

 

[Raveneyes]

Owen 3 after 2 rounds

Owen 3 > 28.3 years of failure

modern up!

OK

 

[JustaBattler]

ewwwww...wot a bunch of fuglies....

ffffftoooooeee.

 

[AvantGardener]

Owen 3 > 28.3 years of failure

We are so good we can time travel. It was 29 years a few posts ago, now 28.3 years. We have went back 0.7 years in the space of 24 hours.

Whereas some of your mids can't even travel backwards to the D50 when given 2hrs of game time.

 

[Raveneyes]

We are so good we can time travel. It was 29 years a few posts ago, now 28.3 years. We have went back 0.7 years in the space of 24 hours.

Whereas some of your mids can't even travel backwards to the D50 when given 2hrs of game time.

Of course the Carlton fan dreams about time travel.

If only you could go back to 1995!

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Carlton baby: 3 weeks, 2 wins, 0 losses and life is sweet

Ignorance is bliss. Soon enough he’ll discover that his team has been a laughing stock for more than 3 decades

You wobblers - always living in ancient history times drunk on yesterday's news and still full of dirty bathwater you have all been drinking - modern up!

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