Media Around The Grounds - Round 5 Preview

[I Dont Care]

A good thread Baz. I'm surprised

 

[Riviat]

Starts taking notes....

Free hint 1: Whips work well

 

[GremioPower]

Warriors' rookie DockerDen5215 impressed on debut

Wooden Spooners' Wonderful Start
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The West Coast Wonders overcame a 39-point deficit in the second quarter to kick off season 31 with a 12-point win over Dragons FFC in a shootout at Ljp86’s Lair. The Dragons kicked seven goals in the first quarter before extending their lead in the second quarter on the back of five first-half goals to new spearhead, Bonz. It rained goals in the third term with both teams combining for 12 goals but a seven-goal final quarter saw the Wonders run over the top. 12 players kicked goals for the Wonders including five to full forward, dogs105, and three each to croweater 41 and Grand Uncle Horace. Bonz finished the day with six goals while Blaze Storm kicked four.

Metalcrusher kicked seven goals for the Bears and Elton Johns Wig kicked six for the Furies in an evenly fought contest at Stadium In The Sky as the Bears won by nine points. The Bears held the lead for most of the day but struggled to break free from the Furies, leading by no more than 20 points at any time during the match. The Bears’ midfield was dominant with Muddiemoose, Millky95, Matera92 and guero combining for 124 disposals and six goals. Ned_Flanders collected 35 touches while ChappyUK picked up 29 disposals and 11 tackles as the Furies’ best players.

fitzroybowiedog kicked three of his six goals for the day in a five-minute burst late in the third quarter to set up a 19-point win for the Roys over the Hawks at The BJO. The rest of the match evenly fought with the Hawks leading for much of the first half before the Roys controlled the back half of the game. Hate (15 disposals, 14 hitouts and two goals) and phenomenal V1 (three goals) were solid in their Hawks’ debuts.

DockerDen5215 impressed in his Sweet FA debut picking up 20 disposals and three goals from a half forward flank as the Warriors opened their account with a 24-point win over the Bombers at Van Cortlandt Park. The Bombers were in control for much of the game leading by at three goals at three separate times through the first three quarters. An early fourth-quarter goal to harry000 put the Warriors in front, where they stayed for the remainder of the game. RobR impressed in his Bombers’ debut with 23 disposals, 11 tackles and a goal.

Muddy conditions at The Golden Throne saw a low-scoring display in the Grand Final replay as the Swamprats avenged their defeat with a 13-point win over the reigning premiers. The Swamprats took control of the game in the second quarter on the back of early goals to debutante, FishingRick04, and GremioPower, and late goals to new Swamprats, Hatchy1992, and All-SFA ruck rover, ant555. Quadzilla had a huge game for the Swamprats, keeping Fred Medalist, The Filth Wizard, goalless.

Four goals each to Proper Gander and Thetrader15 weren’t enough as the Gumbies accounted for the Demons by five points as the Snow Dome. After a tight first quarter the Gumbies steadily built a four-goal lead through the second and third quarters. The Demons kicked three goals in five minutes to start the fourth quarter before finally taking the lead mid-way through the quarter but the Gumbies retook the lead with beez ’s third goal for the afternoon. Rodney Dangerfield kicked four goals for the Gumbies.


Roys FFC v East Side Hawks @ The BJO

ROY         4.2     8.7    13.9   15.10      100
ESH         5.1     8.1    10.4    12.9       81

GOALS
ROY: fitzroybowiedog 6, cats2rise, FitzroyRamone, JackNah_8 2, Beandip, Freo_4eva, Supersuns
ESH: PhenomenalV1 3, Biggie, Hate 2, 11kgm, andleanback, Itsmyshow, por_please_ya, SM

BEST
ROY: fitzroybowiedog, JackNah_8, Supersuns, Freo_4eva, FitzroyRamone
ESH: Hate, Biggie, PhenomenalV1, PMBangers, SM

Coney Island Warriors v Baghdad Bombers @ Van Cortlandt Park

CIW         2.0     7.2    11.7   16.11      107
BOM         4.4    10.5    12.5    13.5       83

GOALS
CIW: harry000 4, Dinsdale, DockerDen5215, Raveneyes 3, Rad Roo, TheInjuryFactory, Volbeat
BOM: iDon 3, Antonio BlueVein, miggs 2, BLUEALLTHRU, CALL ME SNAKE, Jabba73, Pugsley, RobR, Tony Lynn 15

BEST
CIW: DockerDen5215, FootyGuy13, The Half Back, RelaxMax, NaturalDisaster
BOM: RobR, iDon, LicoriceAllsorts, Antonio BlueVein, Kilroy

Gold City Royals v Sin City Swamprats @ The Golden Throne

GCR         1.2     3.2     5.6     6.8       44
SCS         3.1     7.5     8.7     8.9       57

GOALS
GCR: brahj, Danger in Texas, GreyCrow, Marlowe, nahnah, NTRabbit
SCS: Hatchy1992 3, FishingRick04 2, ant555, GremioPower, philreich

BEST
GCR: nahnah, Noobz0r, Marlowe, GreyCrow, spookism
SCS: SarahSmiles, Quadzilla, GremioPower, Hatchy1992, MannumPower

Mount Buller Demons v Gumbies FFC @ Snow Dome

MBD         4.3     5.6     8.8   14.11       95
GUM         5.3     8.5   10.14   14.16      100

GOALS
MBD: Proper Gander, Thetrader15 4, pantskyle 2, cooney, Headless, Heardy_101, sausageroll
GUM: Rodney Dangerfield 4, beez 3, GWS Goose 2, Barrybran, Brick Loosener, EagleOz, saintkildaman, StFly

BEST
MBD: sausageroll, boncer34, Thetrader15, DemonJim, sante
GUM: GWS Goose, StFly, bone2468, Riviat, Brick Loosener

Dragons FFC v West Coast Wonders @ Ljp86's Lair

DRA         7.4    11.6   16.10   18.11      119
WON         3.1     6.4    13.8   20.11      131

GOALS
DRA: Bonz 6, Blaze Storm 4, A Swallow, Ashman OG, Strigoi 2, Knifey Spoony, VandoHawk
WON: dogs105 5, croweater 41, Grand Uncle Horace 3, AngryRanga, ArdentEagle, BlueMaster1, Cadsky, haydo, jezzajay, JT_the_Man, Off Tap, SSwans2011

BEST
DRA: Matt_352, Blaze Storm, Strigoi, A Swallow, Bonz
WON: Cadsky, AngryRanga, haydo, Off Tap, Grand Uncle Horace

Las Vegas Bears v Fighting Furies @ Stadium In The Sky

LVB         5.3     9.6    14.7    18.9      117
FUR         5.2     9.4    14.6    17.6      108

GOALS
LVB: Metalcrusher 7, guero, I Dont Care, Millky95 2, Bipolarbear, Broken, Matera92, RookiePick, tony
FUR: Elton Johns Wig 6, Carson Dial, ChappyUK, Mister M, Ned_Flanders, Sterge 2, GREENESHOOTS

BEST
LVB: guero, Millky95, Dupogi, Muddiemoose, Matera92
FUR: Ned_Flanders, ChappyUK, Mister M, Carson Dial, tigland

Really good!

 

[Hate]

Really good!

Except where he just went on and on about the East Side Hawks losing. Outside of that, great work. Barrybran.

 

[Barrybran]

Metalcrusher leads the Fred Medal tally with seven goals

Friends Turn Foes in Round Two Match Ups​

Match of the round this week sees the Las Vegas Bears, fresh off a 9-point win against the Fighting Furies, host the Coney Island Warriors, who beat the Baghdad Bombers by 24 points last week, in the only match up this week to feature two round 1 winners. Bears’ full forward, Metalcrusher, who kicked seven goals last week, will be marked by NaturalDisaster, who gave up only two goals last week at full back for the Warriors. Former Bears’ captain, Test Tickle, faces off against his old side for the first time while indoistriku makes his debut.

Over at the Snow Dome, the Mount Buller Demons look to bounce back from a narrow loss to Gumbies FFC as they host Roys FFC in the second of two top-8 clashes this weekend. The Roys will be hoping for another bag to full forward fitzroybowiedog while Demons’ All-SFA representative, Callums_Guns, and gun recruit, pantskyle, will be looking to make up for poor performances last week. Zevon makes his Sweet FA debut but could be in for a tough day as his opponent, Quivorir, kept NSWCROW to two touches last week.

The Sin City Swamprats travel to Ljp86’s Lair full of confidence after beating the Gold City Royals by 13 points last week. Their hosts, Dragons FFC, narrowly went down in a shootout with season 30 wooden spooners, West Coast Wonders. Dual Mobbs Medallist, Nunez, lines up for his 100th match while Swamprats’ full forward, Hatchy1992, faces his old side for the first time. The contest between Quadzilla and Bonz is the one to watch in this one. Quadzilla held Fred Medalist, The Filth Wizard, goalless last week while Bonz kicked six goals.

The Fighting Furies host the East Side Hawks at rfctigerarmy’s Hippodrome this Sunday in the only clash between two round 1 losers. The Furies went down to the Bears in a shootout in Las Vegas while the Hawks lost to the Roys by 19 points. The ruck battle sees All Time All-SFA ruckman, Hate, line up for the first time against his old side directly opposite his former captain and S30 All-SFA ruckman, Tigerturbulance. Hawks’ full forward, Itsmyshow, will be looking to hit the scoreboard hard after kicking only one goal last week.

The West Coast Wonders host the Baghdad Bombers at The Coliseum in a match that will see Wonders co-captain Cadsky face off against his old side for the first time. The Wonders were impressive last week kicking 20 goals in a two-goal win over the Dragons behind five goals to dogs105 and three each to Grand Uncle Horace and croweater 41. The Bombers had some excellent performers last week and found multiple avenues to goal but will be looking for a bigger output from their full forward, miggs. Wonders’ veteran, SSwans2011, will line up for game number 250.

Finally, the reigning premiers will look to pull themselves up from the bottom of the ladder as they travel to the House of Gumby to take on Gumbies FFC. The Filth Wizard, will be looking for a big outing against Gumbies’ rookie Grimesy87 after kicking just two behinds last week. Gadzorks makes his Sweet FA debut but will have his hands full with his opponent, StFly, picking up 27 disposals last week. Gumbies’ half-forward-flanker, beez, makes his 350th Sweet FA appearance.


Mount Buller Demons (0-1; 7th) vs Roys FFC (1-0; 3rd) at Snow Dome

Stat      Player                       Total  SFA Rank         Stat      Player                       Total  SFA Rank
Hitouts   Tarkyn_24                         7         9        Hitouts   JackNah_8                        12         7
Marks     DemonJim                          8         6        Marks     Freo_4eva                         4        50
Tackles   boncer34                          7         8        Tackles   Two players                       4        18
Goals     Two players                       4         6        Goals     fitzroybowiedog                   6         2
Disposals Three players                    21        28        Disposals Wosh                             17        54

Home team listed first, kicking down

B:     boncer34              Van_Dyke              Quivorir
F:     Beandip               fitzroybowiedog       Zevon

HB:    sante                 Yakker                jmoo wan
HF:    WaywardSonSon         TedDougChris          Freo_4eva

C:     Callums_Guns          DemonJim              moginie
C:     Wosh                  Runk                  cats2rise

HF:    sausageroll           cooney                Dero
HB:    royboy2               Mooch                 _Mike_

F:     Thetrader15           Proper Gander         Heardy_101
B:     windyhill             Dingster              RU_

FOLL:  Tarkyn_24             pantskyle             manangatang
FOLL:  JackNah_8             Supersuns             Aristotle Pickett

INT:   Toump Ass             Headless
INT:   Allikat               FitzroyRamone

Dragons FFC (0-1; 9th) vs Sin City Swamprats (1-0; 1st) at Ljp86's Lair

Stat      Player                       Total  SFA Rank         Stat      Player                       Total  SFA Rank
Hitouts   Strigoi                           7         9        Hitouts   Ant Bear                          6        11
Marks     Matt_352                         11         3        Marks     GremioPower                       7        12
Tackles   A Swallow                         8         5        Tackles   philreich                         4        18
Goals     Bonz                              6         2        Goals     Hatchy1992                        3        11
Disposals Matt_352                         30         5        Disposals SarahSmiles                      18        46

Home team listed first, kicking down

B:     Chief                 Knifey Spoony         Mooresome
F:     sataris               Hatchy1992            LukeParkerno1

HB:    serial_thrilla        HawkAussie            Stoods
HF:    Sparkle               SarahSmiles           GremioPower

C:     Matt_352              MC Bad Genius         Bradesmaen
C:     Nunez                 GotTheGoodes          MannumPower

HF:    Ljp86                 VandoHawk             Pie 4 Life
HB:    Firestarter           jackster83            Power Raid

F:     Blaze Storm           Bonz                  Ashman OG
B:     powerrrrrrrrrrrr      Quadzilla             Catsnlakers

FOLL:  Strigoi               A Swallow             T2B_
FOLL:  Ant Bear              ant555                philreich

INT:   Maylandsman           BringBackTheAnchor
INT:   edgie                 FishingRick04

Las Vegas Bears (1-0; 5th) vs Coney Island Warriors (1-0; 2nd) at The Stadium in the Sky (MOTR)

Stat      Player                       Total  SFA Rank         Stat      Player                       Total  SFA Rank
Hitouts   Muddiemoose                      14         3        Hitouts   Test Tickle                      10         8
Marks     guero                            11         3        Marks     Two players                       7        12
Tackles   Millky95                          9         4        Tackles   TheInjuryFactory                  8         5
Goals     Metalcrusher                      7         1        Goals     harry000                          4         6
Disposals Muddiemoose                      36         1        Disposals FootyGuy13                       25        15

Home team listed first, kicking down

B:     kane249               Art Vandelay_         I Dont Care
F:     Lord_Flashheart       harry000              Spanna_

HB:    indoistriku           MWPP                  Bipolarbear
HF:    DockerDen5215         zackah                Dinsdale

C:     tony                  Western Stand Warrior guero
C:     FootyGuy13            kdavva74              Tonga Bob

HF:    bl4ke                 Broken                Cuzz09
HB:    Raveneyes             RelaxMax              toxic

F:     RookiePick            Metalcrusher          Jezmiester40
B:     Stronzo               NaturalDisaster       Rad Roo

FOLL:  Muddiemoose           Millky95              Matera92
FOLL:  Test Tickle           The Half Back         TheInjuryFactory

INT:   Ok Boomer             Fizzler
INT:   Freofalcon            TubbsFarquhar

Fighting Furies (0-1; 8th) vs East Side Hawks (0-1; 10th) at rfctigerarmy's hippodrome

Stat      Player                       Total  SFA Rank         Stat      Player                       Total  SFA Rank
Hitouts   Tigerturbulance                  18         2        Hitouts   Hate                             14         3
Marks     Two players                      12         1        Marks     Two players                       5        37
Tackles   Two players                      10         2        Tackles   PMBangers                         6        13
Goals     Elton Johns Wig                   6         2        Goals     PhenomenalV1                      3        11
Disposals Ned_Flanders                     35         2        Disposals Biggie                           17        54

Home team listed first, kicking down

B:     Grrr                  Shadow Man            tigland
F:     PhenomenalV1          Itsmyshow             11kgm

HB:    Mrs haydo             Lady Godava           Sterge
HF:    andleanback           Golumless             Biggie

C:     JackBero              Ned_Flanders          Rioli8217
C:     por_please_ya         Agent93               SM

HF:    GREENESHOOTS          TJASTA                Piggy Smalls
HB:    NinjaSwan             eth-dog               Zoops

F:     Carson Dial           Elton Johns Wig       Wacky Tiger
B:     Drunkgoliath          Shermy                TY24

FOLL:  Tigerturbulance       Basty                 Mister M
FOLL:  Hate                  PMBangers             Chipmunk

INT:   ChappyUK              Edmunt hunt
INT:   larrikin              Milera2Betts

West Coast Wonders (1-0; 4th) vs Baghdad Bombers (0-1; 11th) at The Colosseum

Stat      Player                       Total  SFA Rank         Stat      Player                       Total  SFA Rank
Hitouts   ArdentEagle                      19         1        Hitouts   Antonio BlueVein                 13         6
Marks     Cadsky                           11         3        Marks     Two players                       7        12
Tackles   Two players                       7         8        Tackles   RobR                             11         1
Goals     dogs105                           5         5        Goals     iDon                              3        11
Disposals Cadsky                           33         3        Disposals LicoriceAllsorts                 26        13

Home team listed first, kicking down

B:     Cadsky                BallaratBulldog       Kangaroos4eva
F:     Jabba73               miggs                 iDon

HB:    SweetD                AngryRanga            mezaire
HF:    Here2tellyouwhy       BLUEALLTHRU           kickthething

C:     croweater 41          Crusty Undies         ClarkeM
C:     Tony Lynn 15          Kilroy                Santoz

HF:    JT_the_Man            bomberlegend2007      jezzajay
HB:    Kegs still on legs    The Jesus             MITS

F:     Grand Uncle Horace    dogs105               Off Tap
B:     CALL ME SNAKE         KohPhi                TheCoach16

FOLL:  ArdentEagle           haydo                 SSwans2011
FOLL:  Antonio BlueVein      RobR                  Pugsley

INT:   BlueMaster1           Sab22
INT:   Bovo                  LicoriceAllsorts

Gumbies FFC (1-0; 6th) vs Gold City Royals (0-1; 12th) at The House of Gumby

Stat      Player                       Total  SFA Rank         Stat      Player                       Total  SFA Rank
Hitouts   Barrybran                        14         3        Hitouts   GreyCrow                          6        11
Marks     omgfridge                         8         6        Marks     Danger in Texas                   5        37
Tackles   GWS Goose                         7         8        Tackles   nahnah                            8         5
Goals     Rodney Dangerfield                4         6        Goals     Six players                       1        41
Disposals StFly                            27        11        Disposals GreyCrow                         17        54

Home team listed first, kicking down

B:     bone2468              Grimesy87             Spuddd
F:     grumbleguts           The Filth Wizard      NTRabbit

HB:    Genghis Tron          Jivlain               omgfridge
HF:    Ulahoopski            CakeEater             Paddles_

C:     Ned Ryerson           EagleOz               StFly
C:     Danger in Texas       ShaunDuggan           Gadzorks

HF:    beez                  Brick Loosener        saintkildaman
HB:    Smartys Power         brahj                 MrPremiership

F:     NSWCROW               Rodney Dangerfield    BlueE
B:     spookism              Blacky                Noobz0r

FOLL:  Barrybran             GWS Goose             Riviat
FOLL:  GreyCrow              Marlowe               nahnah

INT:   peterss               Taylor
INT:   Easty                 The acurate one

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Kudos to Barrybran (gggrrr)

This is the sort of hard generous work that makes this joint so enjoyable.

 

[guero]

Kudos to Barrybran (gggrrr)

This is the sort of hard generous work that makes this joint so enjoyable.

Jeezus Horry. You make it sound like Baz is a man whore.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Jeezus Horry. You make it sound like Baz is a man whore.

It would seem to be the way of his people

 

[Barrybran]

por_please_ya was dominant in the Hawks' win

Warriors' Late Eight Stuns Bears
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The Coney Island Warriors are the only undefeated team after two rounds as they kicked eight fourth-quarter goals to overrun the Las Vegas Bears to win by six points at Stadium In The Sky . Both teams peppered the scoreboard in the first quarter, kicking 11 goals between them, and the Warriors taking a seven-point lead into quarter time. The Bears kicked four goals in the second quarter for a six-point lead at half time, and backed up with six goals in the third quarter for a 24 point lead at three-quarter time. The Warriors chipped away at the deficit before finally taking the lead midway through the fourth, where they stayed for the remainder of the afternoon. kdavva74 and Tonga Bob collected 66 disposals and 21 marks between them for the Warriors. Warriors’ rookie, DockerDen5215, added four goals to his three from last week while Bears’ rookie, bl4ke, also kicked four goals.

FishingRick04 backed up an impressive debut with 31 disposals, nine marks and three goals but it wasn’t good enough to get the Sin City Swamprats over the line as they went down to Dragons FFC by ten points at Ljp86’s Lair. The game ebbed and flowed as the Dragons edged out to narrow leads in each quarter only for the Swamprats to draw level in each of the first two quarters and even took a one-point lead late in the third quarter before a steadying goal to Bonz gave the Dragons a five-point lead heading into the final change. Another Dragons lead was closed to four points late in the game before Blaze Storm’s fourth goal of the afternoon sealed the match. Bradesmaen was strong for the Dragons as he racked up 21 touches and a goal.

The Gold City Royals bounced back from a poor showing last week to comprehensively beat Gumbies FFC by 68 points at the House of Gumby. The The Filth Wizard kicked three of his six goals for the day in the first half to propel the Royals to a 52-point lead at half time. The Gumbies narrowed the gap to 36 points midway through the third quarter before the Royals kicked seven of the last eight goals for the match. Paddles was strong on a half forward flank picking up 15 disposals, six marks and kicked three goals.

A seven-goal second quarter set up a 41-point win for the Mount Buller Demons over Roys FFC at the Snow Dome. Proper Gander kicked two of her five goals for the day in the first quarter to set up a two-goal lead at quarter time before the Demons put the foot down in the second term. The Roys closed the gap to 25 points early in the third quarter but another two Proper Gander goals helped stretch the lead back out to 48 points before the Roys closed the gap again to the final margin. Tarkyn_24 picked up 22 disposals, 12 hitouts, five tackles and two goals while Callums_Guns collected 23 disposals, five tackles and two goals. Supersuns was best afield for the Roys with 21 disposals and nine tackles.

The Fighting Furies pushed the East Side Hawks for much of the day before a late Hawks burst sealed a 29-point win at rfctigerarmy’s Hippodrome. The Furies built a 23-point lead in the first quarter behind two goals to Carson Dial that was whittled away and rebuilt again as an 18-point lead in the second quarter. Both teams had their opportunity to kick away in the third quarter as the Hawks kicked 6.7 to the Furies’ 4.6 with the Hawks ultimately going into the final change with a two-point lead. The lead changed early in the fourth quarter but stayed within one goal before the Hawks kicked five goals in the final ten minutes of the match to run away as winners. por_please_ya had a day out with 37 disposals, nine marks and two goals.

A tight game through three quarters blew out in the fourth as Baghdad Bombers accounted for the West Coast Wonders by 34 points at The Coliseum. Both teams kicked two goals each in the first quarter and seven goals each through the first three quarters with neither side able to get more than two goals in front. A Tony Lynn 15 goal in the first minute of the final term put the Bombers in front for good and it was all one way traffic from there with seven different Bombers’ players scoring goals for the quarter. Pugsley was best on ground with 24 disposals, six tackles and two goals.


Mount Buller Demons vs Roys FFC at Snow Dome

MBD         5.3    12.4    16.9   18.11      119
ROY         3.3     5.3    10.4    12.6       78

GOALS
MBD: Proper Gander 5, cooney, Thetrader15 3, Callums_Guns, Tarkyn_24 2, DemonJim, Dero, Headless
ROY: Aristotle Pickett, fitzroybowiedog, WaywardSonSon 2, Freo_4eva, Runks, Supersuns, windyhill, Wosh, Zevon

BEST
MBD: Tarkyn_24, Callums_Guns, DemonJim, manangatang, boncer34
ROY: Supersuns, Runk, Wosh, royboy2, Aristotle Pickett

Dragons FFC vs Sin City Swamprats at Ljp86's Lair

DRA         4.2     7.2    12.3    15.5       95
SCS         3.2     6.2    11.4    13.7       85

GOALS
DRA: Blaze Storm 4, Bonz, Matt_352 3, A Swallow, Ashman OG, Bradesmaen, MC Bad Genius, VandoHawk
SCS: ant555 4, FishingRick04, Hatchy1992 3,  Quadzilla, Ant Bear

BEST
DRA: Bradesmaen, A Swallow, Matt_352, Blaze Storm, serial_thrilla
SCS: FishingRick04, ant555, Ant Bear, Nunez, GotThe Goodes

Las Vegas Bears vs Coney Island Warriors at The Stadium in the Sky

LVB         5.3     9.6    15.7    18.9      117
CIW         6.4     8.6    11.7    19.9      123

GOALS
LVB: bl4ke 4, Metalcrusher 3, Cuzz09, Matera92, Muddiemoose 2, Bipolarbear, Broken, Fizzler, kane249, Millky95
CIW: Test Tickle 5, DockerDen5215 4, Freofalcon, harry000, Spanna_ 2, Dinsdale, kdavva74, Lord_Flashheart, TheInjuryFactory

BEST
LVB: tony, Muddiemoose, kane249, Millky95, MWPP
CIW: kdavva74, Tonga Bob, TheInjuryFactory, Freofalcon, The Half Back

Fighting Furies vs East Side Hawks at rfctigerarmy's hippodrome

FUR         5.1     9.3    13.9   14.11       95
ESH         3.2     7.4   13.11   18.16      124

GOALS
FUR: Elton Johns Wig, TJASTA 3, Carson Dial, Wacky Tiger 2, ChappyUK, GREENESHOOTS, JackBero, Mister M
ESH: 11kgm, andleanback, Itsmyshow 3, PhenomenalV1, PMBangers, por_please_ya, TY24 2, Agent93

BEST
FUR: TJASTA, JackBero, Sterge, GREENESHOOTS, ChappyUK
ESH: por_please_ya, PMBangers, 11kgm, Agent93, SM

West Coast Wonders vs Baghdad Bombers at The Colosseum

WON         2.1     4.6     7.7     8.8       56
BOM         2.1     5.2     7.6    14.6       90

GOALS
WON: BlueMaster1, dogs105 2, Grand Uncle Horace, Off Tap, haydo, Sab22
BOM: iDon, Jabba73, Pugsley, TheCoach16 2, Here2tellyouwhy, kickthething, Kilroy, miggs, Santoz, Tony Lynn 15

BEST
WON: BlueMaster1, ClarkeM, JT_the_Man, ArdentEagle, BallaratBulldog
BOM: Pugsley, KohPhi, Santoz, Kilroy, Kegs still on legs

Gumbies FFC vs Gold City Royals at The House of Gumby

GUM         3.3     5.4    10.5   10.10       70
GCR         6.1    13.8   17.11   21.12      138

GOALS
GUM: Barrybran, Rodney Dangerfield 2, beez, BlueE, Brick Loosener, GWS Goose, NSWCROW, Riviat
GCR: The Filth Wizard 6, Paddles_ 3, GreyCrow, grumbleguts, Marlowe, nahnah, Ulahoopski 2, Danger in Texas, Gadzorks

BEST
GUM: Barrybran, Genghis Tron, Spuddd, Riviat, Ned Ryerson
GCR: Marlowe, GreyCrow, grumbleguts, Danger in Texas, The Filth Wizard

 

[Pugsley]

por_please_ya was dominant in the Hawks' win

Warriors' Late Eight Stuns Bears
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The Coney Island Warriors are the only undefeated team after two rounds as they kicked eight fourth-quarter goals to overrun the Las Vegas Bears to win by six points at Stadium In The Sky . Both teams peppered the scoreboard in the first quarter, kicking 11 goals between them, and the Warriors taking a seven-point lead into quarter time. The Bears kicked four goals in the second quarter for a six-point lead at half time, and backed up with six goals in the third quarter for a 24 point lead at three-quarter time. The Warriors chipped away at the deficit before finally taking the lead midway through the fourth, where they stayed for the remainder of the afternoon. kdavva74 and Tonga Bob collected 66 disposals and 21 marks between them for the Warriors. Warriors’ rookie, DockerDen5215, added four goals to his three from last week while Bears’ rookie, bl4ke, also kicked four goals.

FishingRick04 backed up an impressive debut with 31 disposals, nine marks and three goals but it wasn’t good enough to get the Sin City Swamprats over the line as they went down to Dragons FFC by ten points at Ljp86’s Lair. The game ebbed and flowed as the Dragons edged out to narrow leads in each quarter only for the Swamprats to draw level in each of the first two quarters and even took a one-point lead late in the third quarter before a steadying goal to Bonz gave the Dragons a five-point lead heading into the final change. Another Dragons lead was closed to four points late in the game before Blaze Storm’s fourth goal of the afternoon sealed the match. Bradesmaen was strong for the Dragons as he racked up 21 touches and a goal.

The Gold City Royals bounced back from a poor showing last week to comprehensively beat Gumbies FFC by 68 points at the House of Gumby. The The Filth Wizard kicked three of his six goals for the day in the first half to propel the Royals to a 52-point lead at half time. The Gumbies narrowed the gap to 36 points midway through the third quarter before the Royals kicked seven of the last eight goals for the match. Paddles was strong on a half forward flank picking up 15 disposals, six marks and kicked three goals.

A seven-goal second quarter set up a 41-point win for the Mount Buller Demons over Roys FFC at the Snow Dome. Proper Gander kicked two of her five goals for the day in the first quarter to set up a two-goal lead at quarter time before the Demons put the foot down in the second term. The Roys closed the gap to 25 points early in the third quarter but another two Proper Gander goals helped stretch the lead back out to 48 points before the Roys closed the gap again to the final margin. Tarkyn_24 picked up 22 disposals, 12 hitouts, five tackles and two goals while Callums_Guns collected 23 disposals, five tackles and two goals. Supersuns was best afield for the Roys with 21 disposals and nine tackles.

The Fighting Furies pushed the East Side Hawks for much of the day before a late Hawks burst sealed a 29-point win at rfctigerarmy’s Hippodrome. The Furies built a 23-point lead in the first quarter behind two goals to Carson Dial that was whittled away and rebuilt again as an 18-point lead in the second quarter. Both teams had their opportunity to kick away in the third quarter as the Hawks kicked 6.7 to the Furies’ 4.6 with the Hawks ultimately going into the final change with a two-point lead. The lead changed early in the fourth quarter but stayed within one goal before the Hawks kicked five goals in the final ten minutes of the match to run away as winners. por_please_ya had a day out with 37 disposals, nine marks and two goals.

A tight game through three quarters blew out in the fourth as Baghdad Bombers accounted for the West Coast Wonders by 34 points at The Coliseum. Both teams kicked two goals each in the first quarter and seven goals each through the first three quarters with neither side able to get more than two goals in front. A Tony Lynn 15 goal in the first minute of the final term put the Bombers in front for good and it was all one way traffic from there with seven different Bombers’ players scoring goals for the quarter. Pugsley was best on ground with 24 disposals, six tackles and two goals.


Mount Buller Demons vs Roys FFC at Snow Dome

MBD 5.3 12.4 16.9 18.11 119
ROY 3.3 5.3 10.4 12.6 78

GOALS
MBD: Proper Gander 5, cooney, Thetrader15 3, Callums_Guns, Tarkyn_24 2, DemonJim, Dero, Headless
ROY: Aristotle Pickett, fitzroybowiedog, WaywardSonSon 2, Freo_4eva, Runks, Supersuns, windyhill, Wosh, Zevon

BEST
MBD: Tarkyn_24, Callums_Guns, DemonJim, manangatang, boncer34
ROY: Supersuns, Runk, Wosh, royboy2, Aristotle Pickett

Dragons FFC vs Sin City Swamprats at Ljp86's Lair

DRA 4.2 7.2 12.3 15.5 95
SCS 3.2 6.2 11.4 13.7 85

GOALS
DRA: Blaze Storm 4, Bonz, Matt_352 3, A Swallow, Ashman OG, Bradesmaen, MC Bad Genius, VandoHawk
SCS: ant555 4, FishingRick04, Hatchy1992 3, Quadzilla, Ant Bear

BEST
DRA: Bradesmaen, A Swallow, Matt_352, Blaze Storm, serial_thrilla
SCS: FishingRick04, ant555, Ant Bear, Nunez, GotThe Goodes

Las Vegas Bears vs Coney Island Warriors at The Stadium in the Sky

LVB 5.3 9.6 15.7 18.9 117
CIW 6.4 8.6 11.7 19.9 123

GOALS
LVB: bl4ke 4, Metalcrusher 3, Cuzz09, Matera92, Muddiemoose 2, Bipolarbear, Broken, Fizzler, kane249, Millky95
CIW: Test Tickle 5, DockerDen5215 4, Freofalcon, harry000, Spanna_ 2, Dinsdale, kdavva74, Lord_Flashheart, TheInjuryFactory

BEST
LVB: tony, Muddiemoose, kane249, Millky95, MWPP
CIW: kdavva74, Tonga Bob, TheInjuryFactory, Freofalcon, The Half Back

Fighting Furies vs East Side Hawks at rfctigerarmy's hippodrome

FUR 5.1 9.3 13.9 14.11 95
ESH 3.2 7.4 13.11 18.16 124

GOALS
FUR: Elton Johns Wig, TJASTA 3, Carson Dial, Wacky Tiger 2, ChappyUK, GREENESHOOTS, JackBero, Mister M
ESH: 11kgm, andleanback, Itsmyshow 3, PhenomenalV1, PMBangers, por_please_ya, TY24 2, Agent93

BEST
FUR: TJASTA, JackBero, Sterge, GREENESHOOTS, ChappyUK
ESH: por_please_ya, PMBangers, 11kgm, Agent93, SM

West Coast Wonders vs Baghdad Bombers at The Colosseum

WON 2.1 4.6 7.7 8.8 56
BOM 2.1 5.2 7.6 14.6 90

GOALS
WON: BlueMaster1, dogs105 2, Grand Uncle Horace, Off Tap, haydo, Sab22
BOM: iDon, Jabba73, Pugsley, TheCoach16 2, Here2tellyouwhy, kickthething, Kilroy, miggs, Santoz, Tony Lynn 15

BEST
WON: BlueMaster1, ClarkeM, JT_the_Man, ArdentEagle, BallaratBulldog
BOM: Pugsley, KohPhi, Santoz, Kilroy, Kegs still on legs

Gumbies FFC vs Gold City Royals at The House of Gumby

GUM 3.3 5.4 10.5 10.10 70
GCR 6.1 13.8 17.11 21.12 138

GOALS
GUM: Barrybran, Rodney Dangerfield 2, beez, BlueE, Brick Loosener, GWS Goose, NSWCROW, Riviat
GCR: The Filth Wizard 6, Paddles_ 3, GreyCrow, grumbleguts, Marlowe, nahnah, Ulahoopski 2, Danger in Texas, Gadzorks

BEST
GUM: Barrybran, Genghis Tron, Spuddd, Riviat, Ned Ryerson
GCR: Marlowe, GreyCrow, grumbleguts, Danger in Texas, The Filth Wizard

Bazz, I don't know how to take that compliment so I will say thank you.

 

[Barrybran]

Ljp86 ahead of his 500th Sweet FA match

Dragons Legend To Play 500th Match
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Round three is filled with milestones, none more significant than Dragons’ stalwart, Ljp86, who will become the first player in Sweet FA history to play 500 games when he runs out for Dragons FFC against Roys FFC at Ljp86’s Lair. Incredibly, Ljp86 has played his entire career for the Dragons, debuting in season 5, and his milestone has overshadowed another significant milestone at the Dragons this week as teammate HawkAussie runs out for his 250th Sweet FA appearance. These two teams have been on the right side of the umpires through the first two games, entering this clash ranked #1 and #2 for net free kicks. Full forwards Bonz (DRA) and fitzroybowiedog (ROY) are the players to watch, ranking #2 and #5 in goals kicked, respectively.

Match of the Round of the round this week sees the Gold City Royals host Baghdad Bombers at The Golden Throne with both teams looking to build on round two wins, the Royals thumping the Gumbies by 68 points and the Bombers comfortably beating the Wonders by 34 points. This is the second of two match ups this round between two top-8 sides and both sides will be looking for a lift from their ruckmen as they enter this match as the two lowest ranked sides for hitouts. The key match up in this one sees iDon, who has kicked five goals in two games from a forward pocket to lead the Bombers’ goalkicking tally, marked by spookism, who has conceded just one goal from his two games.

sante will run out for his 300th Sweet FA game as his Mount Buller Demons hit the road to take on the Las Vegas Bears at Stadium In The Sky in one of two games this week to feature two top-8 sides. The Bears and Demons enter this match as the #1 and #2 ranked tackling teams and also have the league’s top two goalkickers, Metalcrusher for the Bears and Proper Gander for the Demons. Bears’ followers, Muddiemoose and Millky95, and wingman, tony, are top 5 in the league for disposals and Dream Team points.

The Fighting Furies have had some superb performances through the first two games as Mister M leads the league in tackles, Elton Johns Wig ranks #2 for goals from an incredible 82% accuracy and Ned_Flanders and ChappyUK are ranked #3 and #5 in Dream Team points but that hasn’t translated to wins, the only team yet to register a victory so far in season 31. They host the Sin City Swamprats at rfctigerarmy’s Hippodrome, who will look to bounce back from a 10-point loss to the Dragons last week. Full back, Quadzilla, has been incredible through the first two games conceding just three goals.

At the other end of the ladder, the Coney Island Warriors, Sweet FA’s only undefeated team through the first two rounds, travel to The Coliseum to take on the West Coast Wonders, who are looking to break back into the top eight. On paper, these teams match up fairly evenly, ranking similarly across most statistical categories however the Warriors are ranked much higher for net free kicks, suggesting a little more hunger for and discipline around the ball. Wonders’ skipper, Cadsky, has had a strong start to season 31 as has his opponent in the middle of the ground, kdavva74.

Gumbies FFC and the East Side Hawks rank as the two worst teams for goalkicking accuracy entering this clash at the House of Gumby. The Gumbies were soundly beaten by the Royals by 68 points last week while the Hawks will look to build on their win over the Furies. Hawks’ ruck rover, PMBangers, ranks #1 in the league for tackles and his match up against Gumbies counterpart, GWS Goose, who ranks #2 in the league for free kicks received, looms as the key matchup.

Dragons FFC (1-1; 8th) vs Roys FFC (1-1; 10th) at Ljp86's Lair

Stat             Total  SFA Rank        Stat             Total  SFA Rank
Hitouts             22        10        Hitouts             27         7
Marks               91         9        Marks               80        12
Tackles             53         7        Tackles             39        11
Net Frees Fo        15         1        Net Frees Fo        10         2
Disposals          473         8        Disposals          416        11
Accuracy           67%         2        Accuracy           63%         6

Home team listed first, kicking down

B:      Chief                    Pie 4 Life               Mooresome
F:      WaywardSonSon            fitzroybowiedog          Zevon

HB:     serial_thrilla           HawkAussie               Stoods
HF:     Allikat                  TedDougChris             Freo_4eva

C:      Matt_352                 MC Bad Genius            Ljp86
C:      Wosh                     Runk                     cats2rise

HF:     Bradesmaen               VandoHawk                Knifey Spoony
HB:     royboy2                  Mooch                    _Mike_

F:      Blaze Storm              Bonz                     Ashman OG
B:      windyhill                Dingster                 RU_

FOLL:   Strigoi                  A Swallow                T2B_
FOLL:   JackNah_8                Supersuns                Aristotle Pickett

INT:    Maylandsman              BringBackTheAnchor
INT:    GCB85                    FitzroyRamone

Las Vegas Bears (1-1; 7th) vs Mount Buller Demons (1-1; 3rd) at The Stadium in the Sky

Stat             Total  SFA Rank        Stat             Total  SFA Rank
Hitouts             29         6        Hitouts             25         8
Marks              127         2        Marks               99         6
Tackles             64         2        Tackles             70         1
Net Frees Fo         3         4        Net Frees Fo       -11        12
Disposals          608         1        Disposals          499         5
Accuracy           67%         2        Accuracy           59%         8

Home team listed first, kicking down

B:      hilly                    Art Vandelay_            I Dont Care
F:      Heardy_101               Proper Gander            Thetrader15

HB:     indoistriku              MWPP                     kane249
HF:     Dero                     cooney                   sausageroll

C:      tony                     Western Stand Warrior    guero
C:      moginie                  DemonJim                 Callums_Guns

HF:     bl4ke                    Broken                   Cuzz09
HB:     jmoo wan                 Yakker                   sante

F:      RookiePick               Metalcrusher             Jezmiester40
B:      Quivorir                 Van_Dyke                 boncer34

FOLL:   Muddiemoose              Millky95                 Matera92
FOLL:   Tarkyn_24                pantskyle                manangatang

INT:    Ok Boomer                Fizzler
INT:    Toump Ass                Headless

Fighting Furies (0-2; 12th) vs Sin City Swamprats (1-1; 6th) at rfctigerarmy's hippodrome

Stat             Total  SFA Rank        Stat             Total  SFA Rank
Hitouts             32         3        Hitouts             24         9
Marks              129         1        Marks              100         5
Tackles             57         6        Tackles             34        12
Net Frees Fo        -8        11        Net Frees Fo        -3         8
Disposals          566         2        Disposals          405        12
Accuracy           65%         4        Accuracy           57%         9

Home team listed first, kicking down

B:      Shadow Man               Sterge                   tigland
F:      Sparkle                  Hatchy1992               LukeParkerno1

HB:     Mrs haydo                Lady Godava              MightyHawks86
HF:     FishingRick04            SarahSmiles              GremioPower

C:      JackBero                 Ned_Flanders             Bastyy
C:      Nunez                    GotTheGoodes             MannumPower

HF:     GREENESHOOTS             TJASTA                   Carson Dial
HB:     Firesarter               jackster83               Power Raid

F:      Piggy Smalls             Elton Johns Wig          Wacky Tiger
B:      powerrrrrrrrrrrr         Quadzilla                Catsnlakers

FOLL:   Tigerturbulance          Rioli8217                Mister M
FOLL:   Ant Bear                 ant555                   philreich

INT:    ChappyUK                 Edmund hunt
INT:    edgie                    sataris

West Coast Wonders (1-1; 9th) vs Coney Island Warriors (2-0; 1st) at The Colosseum

Stat             Total  SFA Rank        Stat             Total  SFA Rank
Hitouts             33         2        Hitouts             31         4
Marks              103         4        Marks              109         4
Tackles             58         5        Tackles             62         3
Net Frees Fo        -7        10        Net Frees Fo         3         4
Disposals          502         4        Disposals          533         3
Accuracy           60%         7        Accuracy           64%         5

Home team listed first, kicking down

B:      mezaire                  Grand Uncle Horace       Kangaroos4eva
F:      Lord_Flashheart          harry000                 Spanna_

HB:     SweetD                   AngryRanga               Off Tap
HF:     DockerDen5215            zackah                   FootyGuy13

C:      croweater 41             Cadsky                   ClarkeM
C:      Dinsdale                 kdavva74                 Tonga Bob

HF:     JT_the_Man               craffles                 jezzajay
HB:     Raveneyes                RelaxMax                 toxic

F:      bomberlegend2007         dogs105                  SSwans2011
B:      Stronzo                  NaturalDisaster          Volbeat

FOLL:   ArdentEagle              haydo                    Crusty Undies
FOLL:   Test Tickle              The Half Back            TheInjuryFactory

INT:    BallaratBulldog          BlueMaster1
INT:    Freofalcon               TubbsFarquhar

Gumbies FFC (1-1; 11th) vs East Side Hawks (1-1; 5th) at The House of Gumby

Stat             Total  SFA Rank        Stat             Total  SFA Rank
Hitouts             34         1        Hitouts             31         4
Marks               82        10        Marks               93         8
Tackles             52         8        Tackles             47         9
Net Frees Fo        -1         6        Net Frees Fo         4         3
Disposals          499         5        Disposals          466         9
Accuracy           48%        12        Accuracy           55%        11

Home team listed first, kicking down

B:      bone2468                 Grimesy87                Spuddd
F:      PhenomenalV1             Itsmyshow                11kgm

HB:     Genghis Tron             Jivlain                  omgfridge
HF:     andleanback              Golumless                Zoops

C:      Ned Ryerson              EagleOz                  StFly
C:      por_please_ya            Agent                    SM

HF:     beez                     Brick Loosener           saintkildaman
HB:     NinjaSwan                eth-dog                  Biggie

F:      NSWCROW                  Rodney Danerfield        BlueE
B:      Drunkgoliath             Shermy                   larrikin

FOLL:   Barrybran                GWS Goose                Riviat
FOLL:   Hate                     PMBangers                Chipmunk

INT:    peterss                  Taylor
INT:    TY24                     Milera2Betts

Gold City Royals (1-1; 2nd) vs Baghdad Bombers (1-1; 4th) at The Golden Throne (MOTR)

Stat             Total  SFA Rank        Stat             Total  SFA Rank
Hitouts             19        11        Hitouts             19        11
Marks               81        11        Marks               95         7
Tackles             45        10        Tackles             59         4
Net Frees Fo        -2         7        Net Frees Fo        -3         8
Disposals          429        10        Disposals          498         7
Accuracy           57%        10        Accuracy           71%         1

Home team listed first, kicking down

B:      Noobz0r                  Blacky                   spookism
F:      Antonio BlueVein         miggs                    iDon

HB:     MrPremiership            brahj                    Smartys Power
HF:     Here2tellyouwhy          Jabba73                  kickthething

C:      Gadzorks                 ShaunDuggan              Danger in Texas
C:      Tony Lynn 15             Kilroy                   Santoz

HF:     Paddles_                 CakeEater                Ulahoopski
HB:     snozulu                  The Jesus                MITS

F:      NTRabbit                 The Filth Wizard         grumbleguts
B:      CALL ME SNAKE            KohPhi                   TheCoach16

FOLL:   GreyCrow                 Marlowe                  nahnah
FOLL:   BLUEALLTHRU              RobR                     Pugsley

INT:    Easty                    The acurate one
INT:    Keg still on legs        LicoriceAllsorts

 

[spookism]

One goal against in two games?

That's All Sweet FA material

 

[Barrybran]

ant555 had ten tackles in the Swmaprats' win

Harry's Hot Stuff Keeps Warriors Undefeated
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Six goals to harry000 propelled the Coney Island Warriors to a 15-point win over the West Coast Wonders at The Coliseum to remain the only undefeated team after three rounds. The Warriors jumped out of the blocks with a four-goal first term but the Wonders pegged the lead back over the next two quarters before edging in front midway through the fourth quarter. That would be the final time the Wonders would trouble the scorers as harry000 put the Warriors back in front for the day four minutes later.

It wasn’t all bad news for the Wonders though as they moved back into the top 8 despite losing courtesy of the Las Vegas Bears, who went down to the Mount Buller Demons at Stadium In The Sky by 65 points. The Bears established a three-goal lead in the first quarter but the Demons edged in front midway through the second quarter to lead at half time by 8 points. It was all downhill from there as Proper Gander kicked four of her seven goals for the afternoon in the third quarter as the Demons piled on eight goals while holding the Bears scoreless. The Demons then added six goals to the Bears’ five in the final quarter to knock the Bears out of the top 8. pantskyle picked up 30 disposals, eight tackles and a goal while Proper Gander moves to the top of the Fred Medal tally with 16 goals to her name.

The Fighting Furies kicked ten goals in the fourth quarter but fell agonisingly short as they went down to the Sin City Swamprats by seven points at rfctigerarmy’s Hippodrome. After a relatively even first quarter, the Swamprats kicked four goals to one in the second term to open up a 35-point half time lead. The Swamprats stretched the lead to 55 points midway through the third quarter before the Furies piled on 12 goals to four over the next half an hour to close the gap to seven points with less than three minutes to play before GremioPower kicked his third goal of the afternoon to steady the Swamprats and seal the win. GremioPower, ant555 and GotTheGoodes combined for 70 disposals, 15 marks, 11 tackles and six goals while Hatchy1992 kicked six goals of his own. The Furies’s loss keeps them at the bottom of the ladder as the only team without a win in season 31.

Dragons FFC enter the top four after beating Roys FFC by 23 points at Ljp86’s Lair in Ljp86 ’s 500th Sweet FA match. After a fairly even first quarter, the Dragons kicked five goals to none in the second quarter to stretch the lead to 32 points at half time. The game ebbed and flowed from there with the gap closing and opening by of goals a couple of times. Bonz kicked six goals for the Dragons while JackNah_8 had a day out for the Roys picking up 28 disposals and 11 hitouts.

The East Side Hawks are in the top four after defeating Gumbies FFC by 12 points at the House of Gumby. The Hawks registered the first ten scores of the match as they established a 30-point lead midway through the first term before three Rodney Dangerfield goals helped to close the gap to four points in the second quarter. A five goal to one third quarter stretched the Hawks’ lead back out to 38 points at three-quarter time. The Hawks failed to score in the fourth quarter however the Gumbies were unable to overcome the deficit. TY24 was best on ground for the Hawks as he collected 23 touches, six marks and two goals.

Match of the round saw the Baghdad Bombers defeat the Gold City Royals by six points at The Golden Throne in a tussle where neither team was able to break away from the other. The biggest lead through the first three quarters for either side was 13 points but two goals in the first two minutes of the fourth quarter helped the Bombers register the biggest lead of the day at 21 points. The Royals chipped away at this lead, taking a one-point lead with three minutes to play on the back of nahnah ’s second goal for the afternoon before a behind then a goal to @Kegs still on legs sealed the Bombers’ win. RobR was best afield with 28 disposals for the Bombers.


Dragons FFC vs Roys FFC at Ljp86's Lair

DRA         3.2     8.5     8.9   13.10      88
ROY         3.1     3.3     6.4    9.11      65

GOALS
DRA: Bonz 6, Knifey Spoony 2, Ashman OG, BringBackTheAnchor, Ljp86, MC Bad Genius, VandoHawk
ROY: fitzroybowiedog 3, TedDougChris 2, Aristotle Pickett, Freo_4eva, WaywardSonSon, Zevon

BEST
DRA: Matt_352, serial_thrilla, BringBackTheAnchor, Ljp86, Stoods
ROY: JackNah_8, Supersuns, cats2rise, Runk, Aristotle Pickett

Las Vegas Bears vs Mount Buller Demons at The Stadium in the Sky

LVB         6.2     8.4     8.4    13.5      83
MBD         4.3     9.6    17.9   23.10     148

GOALS
LVB: Metalcrusher 4, Jezmiester40 3, Muddiemoose, RookiePick 2, Matera92, Millky95
MBD: Proper Gander 7, cooney, Thetrader15 4, Callums_Guns 3, Dero 2, DemonJim, pantskyle, sausageroll

BEST
LVB: Millky95, Matera92, Jezmiester40, guero, Ok Boomer
MBD: pantskyle, Yakker, Proper Gander, cooney, DemonJim

Fighting Furies vs Sin City Swamprats at rfctigerarmy's hippodrome

FUR         4.1     5.2    10.3    20.4     124
SCS         5.5    9.13   15.16   19.17     131

GOALS
FUR: Elton Johns Wig, GREENESHOOTS, TJASTA 3, Ned_Flanders, Piggy Smalls, Tigerturbulance 2, Bastyy, Carson Dial, Edmun hunt, Mister M, Wacky Tiger
SCS: Hatchy1992 6, GremioPower 3, Ant Bear, ant555, FishingRick04, Sparkle 2, GotTheGoodes, LukeParkerno1

BEST
FUR: Tigerturbulance, JackBero, GREENESHOOTS, Piggy Smalls, Edmund hunt
SCS: GremioPower, ant555, GotTheGoodes, Hatchy1992, Quadzilla

West Coast Wonders vs Coney Island Warriors at The Colosseum

WON         1.4     3.6    7.10    8.10      58
CIW         4.5     5.9    7.11   10.13      73

GOALS
WON: dogs105 3, bomberlegend2007, haydo 2, SSwans2011
CIW: harry000 6, DockerDen5215, Lord_Flashheart, Spanna_, TheInjuryFactory

BEST
WON: haydo, bomberlegend2007, AdentEagle, Crusty Undies, SSwans2011
CIW: harry000, FootyGuy13, kdavva74, TheInjuryFactory, Tonga Bob

Gumbies FFC vs East Side Hawks at The House of Gumby

GUM         4.1     5.3     6.5    10.7      67
ESH         4.6     6.8   11.13   11.13      79

GOALS
GUM: Rodney Dangerfield 3, EagleOz, NSWCROW 2, beez, bone2468, saintkildaman
ESH: Itsmyshow 4, Golumless, TY24 2, PhenomenalV1, por_please_ya, SM

BEST
GUM: bone2468, EagleOz, omgfridge, Genghis Tron, Spuddd
ESH: TY24, SM, por_please_ya, Golumless, Agent93

Gold City Royals vs Baghdad Bombers at The Golden Throne

GCR         1.2     3.4     6.5    12.8      80
BOM         1.3     4.5     7.8   12.14      86

GOALS
GCR: CakeEater, Danger in Texas, nahnah, The Filth Wizard 2, GreyCrow, NTRabbit, Paddles_, The acurate one
BOM: iDon 3, Antonio BlueVein, Kegs still on legs, miggs 2, Here2tellyouwhy, Jabba73, RobR

BEST
GCR: nahnah, GreyCrow, brahj, Danger in Texas, CakeEater
BOM: RobR, Kilroy, Kegs still on legs, Antonio BlueVein, kickthething

 

[PMBangers]

@nt555 had ten tackles in the Swmaprats' win

The who's win?

 

[Hate]

The who's win?

The South West Map Rats.

Can you not read?!

 

[GremioPower]

The South West Map Rats.

Can you not read?!

Our ground is on the border between South and West Sweet, so there is that...

 

[PMBangers]

The South West Map Rats.

Can you not read?!

I'm confused as to why they wouldn't just call themselves the Geelong Direwolves

 

[GremioPower]

I'm confused as to why they wouldn't just call themselves the Geelong Direwolves

Do you know the Gumbies’ history, right?

 

[PMBangers]

Do you know the Gumbies’ history, right?

No, why?

 

[GremioPower]

No, why?

 

[PMBangers]

View attachment 1063227

What a wild coincidence

 

[GremioPower]

What a wild coincidence

Still, you actually asked why the Swamprats aren’t called Geelong Direwolves...

 

[serial_thrilla]

Still, you actually asked why the Swamprats aren’t called Geelong Direwolves...

It's a better name than the Sin City Swamprats, to be fair.

 

[GremioPower]

It's a better name than the Sin City Swamprats, to be fair.

 

[por_please_ya]

por_please_ya was dominant in the Hawks' win

Warriors' Late Eight Stuns Bears
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The Coney Island Warriors are the only undefeated team after two rounds as they kicked eight fourth-quarter goals to overrun the Las Vegas Bears to win by six points at Stadium In The Sky . Both teams peppered the scoreboard in the first quarter, kicking 11 goals between them, and the Warriors taking a seven-point lead into quarter time. The Bears kicked four goals in the second quarter for a six-point lead at half time, and backed up with six goals in the third quarter for a 24 point lead at three-quarter time. The Warriors chipped away at the deficit before finally taking the lead midway through the fourth, where they stayed for the remainder of the afternoon. kdavva74 and Tonga Bob collected 66 disposals and 21 marks between them for the Warriors. Warriors’ rookie, DockerDen5215, added four goals to his three from last week while Bears’ rookie, bl4ke, also kicked four goals.

FishingRick04 backed up an impressive debut with 31 disposals, nine marks and three goals but it wasn’t good enough to get the Sin City Swamprats over the line as they went down to Dragons FFC by ten points at Ljp86’s Lair. The game ebbed and flowed as the Dragons edged out to narrow leads in each quarter only for the Swamprats to draw level in each of the first two quarters and even took a one-point lead late in the third quarter before a steadying goal to Bonz gave the Dragons a five-point lead heading into the final change. Another Dragons lead was closed to four points late in the game before Blaze Storm’s fourth goal of the afternoon sealed the match. Bradesmaen was strong for the Dragons as he racked up 21 touches and a goal.

The Gold City Royals bounced back from a poor showing last week to comprehensively beat Gumbies FFC by 68 points at the House of Gumby. The The Filth Wizard kicked three of his six goals for the day in the first half to propel the Royals to a 52-point lead at half time. The Gumbies narrowed the gap to 36 points midway through the third quarter before the Royals kicked seven of the last eight goals for the match. Paddles was strong on a half forward flank picking up 15 disposals, six marks and kicked three goals.

A seven-goal second quarter set up a 41-point win for the Mount Buller Demons over Roys FFC at the Snow Dome. Proper Gander kicked two of her five goals for the day in the first quarter to set up a two-goal lead at quarter time before the Demons put the foot down in the second term. The Roys closed the gap to 25 points early in the third quarter but another two Proper Gander goals helped stretch the lead back out to 48 points before the Roys closed the gap again to the final margin. Tarkyn_24 picked up 22 disposals, 12 hitouts, five tackles and two goals while Callums_Guns collected 23 disposals, five tackles and two goals. Supersuns was best afield for the Roys with 21 disposals and nine tackles.

The Fighting Furies pushed the East Side Hawks for much of the day before a late Hawks burst sealed a 29-point win at rfctigerarmy’s Hippodrome. The Furies built a 23-point lead in the first quarter behind two goals to Carson Dial that was whittled away and rebuilt again as an 18-point lead in the second quarter. Both teams had their opportunity to kick away in the third quarter as the Hawks kicked 6.7 to the Furies’ 4.6 with the Hawks ultimately going into the final change with a two-point lead. The lead changed early in the fourth quarter but stayed within one goal before the Hawks kicked five goals in the final ten minutes of the match to run away as winners. por_please_ya had a day out with 37 disposals, nine marks and two goals.

A tight game through three quarters blew out in the fourth as Baghdad Bombers accounted for the West Coast Wonders by 34 points at The Coliseum. Both teams kicked two goals each in the first quarter and seven goals each through the first three quarters with neither side able to get more than two goals in front. A Tony Lynn 15 goal in the first minute of the final term put the Bombers in front for good and it was all one way traffic from there with seven different Bombers’ players scoring goals for the quarter. Pugsley was best on ground with 24 disposals, six tackles and two goals.


Mount Buller Demons vs Roys FFC at Snow Dome

MBD         5.3    12.4    16.9   18.11      119
ROY         3.3     5.3    10.4    12.6       78

GOALS
MBD: Proper Gander 5, cooney, Thetrader15 3, Callums_Guns, Tarkyn_24 2, DemonJim, Dero, Headless
ROY: Aristotle Pickett, fitzroybowiedog, WaywardSonSon 2, Freo_4eva, Runks, Supersuns, windyhill, Wosh, Zevon

BEST
MBD: Tarkyn_24, Callums_Guns, DemonJim, manangatang, boncer34
ROY: Supersuns, Runk, Wosh, royboy2, Aristotle Pickett

Dragons FFC vs Sin City Swamprats at Ljp86's Lair

DRA         4.2     7.2    12.3    15.5       95
SCS         3.2     6.2    11.4    13.7       85

GOALS
DRA: Blaze Storm 4, Bonz, Matt_352 3, A Swallow, Ashman OG, Bradesmaen, MC Bad Genius, VandoHawk
SCS: ant555 4, FishingRick04, Hatchy1992 3,  Quadzilla, Ant Bear

BEST
DRA: Bradesmaen, A Swallow, Matt_352, Blaze Storm, serial_thrilla
SCS: FishingRick04, ant555, Ant Bear, Nunez, GotThe Goodes

Las Vegas Bears vs Coney Island Warriors at The Stadium in the Sky

LVB         5.3     9.6    15.7    18.9      117
CIW         6.4     8.6    11.7    19.9      123

GOALS
LVB: bl4ke 4, Metalcrusher 3, Cuzz09, Matera92, Muddiemoose 2, Bipolarbear, Broken, Fizzler, kane249, Millky95
CIW: Test Tickle 5, DockerDen5215 4, Freofalcon, harry000, Spanna_ 2, Dinsdale, kdavva74, Lord_Flashheart, TheInjuryFactory

BEST
LVB: tony, Muddiemoose, kane249, Millky95, MWPP
CIW: kdavva74, Tonga Bob, TheInjuryFactory, Freofalcon, The Half Back

Fighting Furies vs East Side Hawks at rfctigerarmy's hippodrome

FUR         5.1     9.3    13.9   14.11       95
ESH         3.2     7.4   13.11   18.16      124

GOALS
FUR: Elton Johns Wig, TJASTA 3, Carson Dial, Wacky Tiger 2, ChappyUK, GREENESHOOTS, JackBero, Mister M
ESH: 11kgm, andleanback, Itsmyshow 3, PhenomenalV1, PMBangers, por_please_ya, TY24 2, Agent93

BEST
FUR: TJASTA, JackBero, Sterge, GREENESHOOTS, ChappyUK
ESH: por_please_ya, PMBangers, 11kgm, Agent93, SM

West Coast Wonders vs Baghdad Bombers at The Colosseum

WON         2.1     4.6     7.7     8.8       56
BOM         2.1     5.2     7.6    14.6       90

GOALS
WON: BlueMaster1, dogs105 2, Grand Uncle Horace, Off Tap, haydo, Sab22
BOM: iDon, Jabba73, Pugsley, TheCoach16 2, Here2tellyouwhy, kickthething, Kilroy, miggs, Santoz, Tony Lynn 15

BEST
WON: BlueMaster1, ClarkeM, JT_the_Man, ArdentEagle, BallaratBulldog
BOM: Pugsley, KohPhi, Santoz, Kilroy, Kegs still on legs

Gumbies FFC vs Gold City Royals at The House of Gumby

GUM         3.3     5.4    10.5   10.10       70
GCR         6.1    13.8   17.11   21.12      138

GOALS
GUM: Barrybran, Rodney Dangerfield 2, beez, BlueE, Brick Loosener, GWS Goose, NSWCROW, Riviat
GCR: The Filth Wizard 6, Paddles_ 3, GreyCrow, grumbleguts, Marlowe, nahnah, Ulahoopski 2, Danger in Texas, Gadzorks

BEST
GUM: Barrybran, Genghis Tron, Spuddd, Riviat, Ned Ryerson
GCR: Marlowe, GreyCrow, grumbleguts, Danger in Texas, The Filth Wizard

Love that graphic Baz!!! Mind if I make it my av?