Game Day Ashes 2nd Test. Bowler hats vs Akubras. Lets go 2-nil

[Saveloy Rockstar]

No, I am Correcting your below statement

One more win and the ashes stay with us!

 

[Triggering Tiger]

No, I am Correcting your below statement

Shut up you whinging pom, go Aussies!

 

[Triggering Tiger]

I'll just leave this here!

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Shut up you whinging pom, go Aussies!

I point out we only need a draw to keep the ashes so I must be a whinging POM

 

[Triggering Tiger]

I'll just leave this here as well.

 

[Triggering Tiger]

I point out we only need a draw to keep the ashes so I must be a whinging POM

A draw is only required to retain the ashes not win it, there is big difference between retaining and winning am i right?

 

[Sqotty from office works]

You can see the look on chubbies face when in an instant he realises he didn't get back to his crease.
He then immediately went on the cover up by taking a couple more steps and pretending to garden and look all innocent.
Let's see if he continues with the lie during press conferences.
OUT
OUT
And definitely out.

 

[deanc]

A draw is only required to retain the ashes not win it, there is big difference between retaining and winning am i right?

To mediate - one of you is referring to 'retaining the Ashes' and with Australia the current holders a 'drawn series' will suffice.
While the other is referring to 'winning the series' which has not occurred in England for 22 years and this outcome also retains the Ashes.
Conversely England must 'win the series' to 'win the Ashes'.....

 

[Dinsdale]

lets not have shitfights in here

 

[Triggering Tiger]

lets not have shitfights in here

What do you expect from a lollingwood flog who likes arguing about what constitutes a ashes result but not caring we won, fair dinkum!

 

[Jazny]

There is no bed

This comment caused me to have a very troubled sleep as I kept thinking about what it means, is my bed not real? Is it mostly just hollow because attoms are so small but they have like a large surface area? Is it possible to fall through a bed that is only made of atoms and not wood? Please don't make cryptic comments to me late at night.

Shush you know nothing about cricket.

I know England are the Plugger35 of cricket based on what I saw on the news this morning.

 

[STPer18]

My favourite part of last night was when the chubby English gentleman was run out.

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Did i just hear atherton say england lead the ashes two nil or is this another brain fade / wishful thinking?

 

[Coach_Required]

Did i just hear atherton say england lead the ashes two nil or is this another brain fade / wishful thinking?

#MoralVictories

 

[philreich]

News just in - if you look in the Oxford dictionary and check out the word hypocrite, there's a picture of Brendan McCullum.

 

[Sqotty from office works]

News just in - if you look in the Oxford dictionary and check out the word hypocrite, there's a picture of Brendan McCullum.

Ha.
If you look up the word stumped there is a picture of chubbsie bairstow

 

[Coach_Required]

 

[philreich]

Interesting statistic - since the start of the last Ashes series, it's now 6-0 in favour of the Aussies. In fact, England's last win against us was nearly 4 years ago, in a dead rubber - with the Ashes already decided. No wonder they're salty.

 

[the avoca drover]

Bairstow’s face was beetroot red when he was walking off, a great Eddie McChins impersonation.

 

[Mesc]

Bairstow’s face was beetroot red when he was walking off, a great Eddie McChins impersonation.

Bairstow's face was beetroot red when he was walking in !

 

[Mesc]

Looks like Todd Murphy will be replacing Lyon.

 

[Mesc]

News just in - if you look in the Oxford dictionary and check out the word hypocrite, there's a picture of Brendan McCullum.

Yep, ran someone out when they were celebrating a century .

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Yep, ran someone out when they were celebrating a century .

Kiwi flog.

 

[Mesc]

Kiwi flog.

He said it happened in late two thousand and sux

 

[Triggering Tiger]

He said it happened in late two thousand and sux

The pot calling the kettle black.