Off-topic Ask Dr Phil.

[Aristotle Pickett]

Do you have issues at home or in a relationship that need an unqualified psycologist to answer?
All questions answered here. Dr Phil will sometimes use the assistance of Elmer_Judd , Feraligatr and Pistol Night .

 

[Pistol Night]

Do you issues at home or in a relationship that need an unqualified psycologist to answer?
All questions answered here. Dr Phil will sometimes use the assistance of Elmer_Judd , Feraligatr and Pistol Night .

Elmer, would you recommend asking your partner to wear a Matt Owies guernsey in the bedroom to spice up a relationship?

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

Hi Dr Phil. My wife has been distant lately. We used to have relations quite often but now she always has a 'headache' is 'too tired' or has to 'wash the tea towels.'
Is there anything I can do to win back her affections?

 

[Pistol Night]

Hi Dr Phil. My wife has been distant lately. We used to have relations quite often but now she always has a 'headache' is 'too tired' or has to 'wash the tea towels.'
Is there anything I can do to win back her affections?

Storm through the door with a box of new tea towels, 10 packets of Panadol and a bunch of servo flowers and she'll be swept away like a 50 shades of grey flick

 

[bzparkes]

Hi Dr Phil. My wife has been distant lately. We used to have relations quite often but now she always has a 'headache' is 'too tired' or has to 'wash the tea towels.'
Is there anything I can do to win back her affections?

Lose 30kgs, shower more than once a month's and help with the chores.

Should do the trick, I reckon

 

[Pistol Night]

Lose 30kgs, shower more than once a month's and help with the chores.

Should do the trick, I reckon

Easier to find a new missus that doesn't hate you now

 

[Footy Is The Win]

 

[FISTO]

Dear Dr Phil,

Please divvy this shit

 

[Feraligatr]

Hi Dr Phil. My wife has been distant lately. We used to have relations quite often but now she always has a 'headache' is 'too tired' or has to 'wash the tea towels.'
Is there anything I can do to win back her affections?

Panadol and a glass of water beside the bed.

Will show you are so thoughtful you already have thought of her headache before she told you.

 

[Footy Is The Win]

Dear Dr Phil

Your fred gave me aids

 

[Feraligatr]

Storm through the door with a box of new tea towels, 10 packets of Panadol and a bunch of servo flowers and she'll be swept away like a 50 shades of grey flick

Damn you beat me too it.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Hi Dr Phil. My wife has been distant lately

She moved to Perth to get away from you, take the hint

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Elmer, would you recommend asking your partner to wear a Matt Owies guernsey in the bedroom to spice up a relationship?

Right now I am #single (hard to believe i know) but I personally try keep my footy fandom and love life separate.

I do recommend some cosplay role play though for fun (I once dressed as a Butler and my ex was a frisky Maid)

Also for future reference, do exactly the opposite of what Aristotle Pickett does or says (even though I am certain all his anecdotes of his romantic rendezvous are a figment of his imagination)

 

[Pistol Night]

Right now I am #single (hard to believe i know) but I personally try keep my footy fandom and love life separate.

I do recommend some cosplay role play though for fun (I once dressed as a Butler and my ex was a frisky Maid)

Also for future reference, do exactly the opposite of what Aristotle Pickett does or says (even though I am certain all his anecdotes of his romantic rendezvous are a figment of his imagination)

So I need to ease up on the Trump rimming to impress the ladies? Seems logical actually

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

Right now I am #single (hard to believe i know) but I personally try keep my footy fandom and love life separate.

I do recommend some cosplay role play though for fun (I once dressed as a Butler and my ex was a frisky Maid)

Also for future reference, do exactly the opposite of what Aristotle Pickett does or says (even though I am certain all his anecdotes of his romantic rendezvous are a figment of his imagination)

Looks like I'm the only Bay person getting action atm.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Looks like I'm the only Bay person getting action atm.

Masterbation doesn't count m9

 

[philreich]

My missus wasn't too happy with me last night when I said to her, "What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero, while the other is a command."

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

My missus wasn't too happy with me last night when I said to her, "What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero, while the other is a command."

Women find men doing household chores sexy and also working on a farm or in a mechanics with your shirt off.
If you do the dishes and vacuum tonight, you might find your wife putting on her nurses/maid uniform .

 

[Pistol Night]

Masterbation doesn't count m9

My word it does

 

[Pistol Night]

Women find men doing household chores sexy and also working on a farm or in a mechanics with your shirt off.
If you do the dishes and vacuum tonight, you might find your wife putting on her nurses/maid uniform .

Sex advice from Aristotle. This is rock bottom surely.

 

[Pistol Night]

My missus wasn't too happy with me last night when I said to her, "What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero, while the other is a command."

 

[Feraligatr]

Masterbation doesn't count m9

At least if I do it I know I'll actually cum.

 

[Footy Is The Win]

Women find men doing household chores sexy and also working on a farm or in a mechanics with your shirt off.
If you do the dishes and vacuum tonight, you might find your wife putting on her nurses/maid uniform .

 

[Feraligatr]

Fellas is it gay to put your wife in the mood for loving?

 

[Pistol Night]

Fellas is it gay to put your wife in the mood for loving?

Not at all. But the suggestion of getting my Dad bod out and working on the car with nothing wrong with it will make her think Ive lost the plot. Perhaps a pity root is the angle there.