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When I come home covered in grease and dripping with sweat, and it's pay day, that seems to work for me.
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Got to admit. I'm a bit of a dad bod girl.Not at all. But the suggestion of getting my Dad bod out and working on the car with nothing wrong with it will make her think Ive lost the plot. Perhaps a pity root is the angle there.
Also, a root is a root is it not?
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100%. Unless you’re in prison
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We can't help it, we just got what it takes.
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They tell me any hole is a goal
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The problem is with that plan is that it can actually backfire, if you do it too well (getting her frisky) she may want to be serviced all night, and at my age, i'm not the Marathon Man I used to be.
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Depends if you’re having the shot or the “goal umpire”.
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Put a Sam Walsh poster on her back and you’ll be set
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Scott2clarksonDepends if you’re having the shot or the “goal umpire”.
When I was rebuilding our verandah, Mrs Drover was getting toey when I put my tool belt on.
“Is that a claw hammer on your belt, or are you just happy to see me?”
“Actually…both!”
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So how long did you stretch the job out for? 1 year? 2 years?
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Long enough to seal the deal and then called a tradie
It took a couple of months to do.
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Dr.Phil, my friend Will Ferrell has recently been to marriage counseling and is struggling with monogamy.
Please watch this video of the session and give me your thoughts
Please watch this video of the session and give me your thoughts
Dear Dr. Phil, AP has no penis - how can it be that he’s such a w***er?
In AFL only 1 hole is a goal and the other 2 are behinds
In AFL only 1 hole is a goal and the other 2 are behinds
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Thread says its Dr Phil but it reads more like Heart Balm.
Some top tips in here, will mention the "tool belt" (do you mean a strap on, right?) to Mrs Cyclops. I mean, it's not exactly my cup of tea but happy wife, happy life.
Anyone remember the "sexual positions named after AFL players" thread? The was a cracker. Never tried the "Travis Cloke", prolly just as well.
Some top tips in here, will mention the "tool belt" (do you mean a strap on, right?) to Mrs Cyclops. I mean, it's not exactly my cup of tea but happy wife, happy life.
Anyone remember the "sexual positions named after AFL players" thread? The was a cracker. Never tried the "Travis Cloke", prolly just as well.
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Dr Phil will be taking a 2 week leave of absence
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Dr Phil will be taking a 2 week leave of absence
Its the greatest gift for the New Year anyone could have hoped for !
#GoatModDoingGoatThings
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A man appeared in a Melbourne court today, charged with bigamy. However in dismissing the case, the judge argued that having 2 mothers in law was punishment enough.
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Feraligatr How awesome is Aristotle Pickett finally getting the punishment he so richly deserves and 2 weeks banned from the bay ?
2024 is off to an absolute rip snorter.
A Celtics/Carlton NBA Championship quinella on the cards in 2024 !
It's going to be an Everything coming up Elmer year
2024 is off to an absolute rip snorter.
A Celtics/Carlton NBA Championship quinella on the cards in 2024 !
It's going to be an Everything coming up Elmer year
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Not a good start to new year Rhichmond
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