Beauty & Style Awkward Flirting Stories - Part 2

[Shane Hird]

Life is full of little disappointments.

Hey we're the same age!

I'm divorced and living life in the sunshine.

I like listening to Bowie, Van Halen and KC and sunshine band.

I like CC corn chips ( not Doritos ) and crumbed lamb cutlets.

I have no hair on my back, lots of hair on my head and have all my teeth.

Meet up for coffee?

 

[Perth gal]

They masquerade as guys from the US, tell you your beautiful and shit, but with crappy English and call you dear. Lol.

 

[Perth gal]

Hey we're the same age!

I'm divorced and living life in the sunshine.

I like listening to Bowie, Van Halen and KC and sunshine band.

I like CC corn chips ( not Doritos ) and crumbed lamb cutlets.

I have no hair on my back, lots of hair on my head and have all my teeth.

Meet up for coffee?

The KC and the Sunshine band is somewhat of a concern.

 

[Golden_6]

Downloading pr0n, wtf?

Actually.. before iphones n shid came out, my first porno was a limewire interracial gangbang.. shit was lit

My first one was when I was 11. Me and a couple of friends wanted to download 'Superman Returns' and used limewire. What we downloaded certainly wasn't the movie we thought, but we sat there and watched it for an hour and a half nonetheless.

 

[Shane Hird]

The KC and the Sunshine band is somewhat of a concern.

Only when really drunk. Their greatest hits album is one toe tapping song after another.

 

[Perth gal]

Only when really drunk. Their greatest hits album is one toe tapping song after another.

I'll take your word for it.

 

[Shell]

PG is 47? I honestly thought 25 max

Are you asleep mate? She has talked about having a son on here. Like a teenage son.



I hope I'm right.

 

[JoseMourinho]

Are you asleep mate? She has talked about having a son on here. Like a teenage son.



I hope I'm right.

He drops in and out.

 

[Richard Cranium]

I downloaded it like 3 to 5 years ago and never touched it.

It was a small USB, so I chucked the smallest files on so I could get a selection, so I never really checked what I was actually putting on.

Probably a lot of poor quality amateur stuff given the small size file.

On a weird scale, with water sports, faeces, and fart pr0n being 10, rape and bondage being 9, mine would probably be at a... 5?

On SM-G9208 using BigFooty.com mobile app

Wait, rape pr0n is below a golden shower on your weirdness scale?

 

[TheFreshBanana]

Wait, rape pr0n is below a golden shower on your weirdness scale?

If it's done with actors, yeah.

 

[Cruyff14]

Would have picked PG to be in her mid 30s

 

[craigos]

Life is full of little disappointments.

What I wouldn't give to be that age, I'm really only hanging around this planet so I can get to retirement age, smash prescription drugs, play golf and sit on the couch all day without people gibing me grief.

Are you asleep mate? She has talked about having a son on here. Like a teenage son.



I hope I'm right.

I thought the son was like 5 or 6

 

[Smoooothy]

Would have picked PG to be in her mid 30s

I thought 38 for some reason

 

[Smoooothy]

OMG BRANGELINA HAVE BROKEN UP!!!!!

Who the hell cares!

 

[Mofra]

Are you asleep mate? She has talked about having a son on here. Like a teenage son.

I'm from Footscray. That doesn't mean she isn't 25.

 

[Jatz]

OMG BRANGELINA HAVE BROKEN UP!!!!!

Who the hell cares!

Me.

The power couple of my generation

 

[Smoooothy]

Me.

The power couple of my generation

I'm sorry for your loss

 

[Brad Goodman]

What hope is there for the rest of us when they couldn't stay together.

Rumour is that Brad called one of the kids by the wrong name, hence why Angelina is seeknig sole custody.

 

[Shell]

Bahahahaha. Don't they have a million kids. Easy mistake to make.

 

[Billy ray]

Hey we're the same age!

I'm divorced and living life in the sunshine.

I like listening to Bowie, Van Halen and KC and sunshine band.

I like CC corn chips ( not Doritos ) and crumbed lamb cutlets.

I have no hair on my back, lots of hair on my head and have all my teeth.

Meet up for coffee?

smoooooth....

 

[Keys]

What hope is there for the rest of us when they couldn't stay together.

Rumour is that Brad called one of the kids by the wrong name, hence why Angelina is seeknig sole custody.

Well if that's grounds for divorce I should have been divorced a thousand times already

Do that all the time

 

[Mofra]

Rumour is that Brad called one of the kids by the wrong name, hence why Angelina is seeknig sole custody.

"Rachel. Damn I mean Emily, Emily!"

 

[Syd]

The KC and the Sunshine band is somewhat of a concern.

Somewhat?

 

[Syd]

"Rachel. Damn I mean Emily, Emily!"

I find this reference highly illuminating Mof.
Highly illuminating.

 

[pekay-norwest]

Many, many, MANY moons ago, Parramatta Leagues had a famous nightclub called Kicks. People would come form all over Sydney, for its $1 drinks (any shelf you wanted) sticky floors and almost guaranteed shag when the ugly lights came on.

My mates would all spend $10 each on said dollar drinks, fill the table and smash the drinks down. Whoever was last to finish their Tequila Sunrises, or whatever they were scoffing, was the 'test subject'. The others would pick a woman at random, normally a stunner, as the odds of what was going to happen next working would be slim to none.

The Test Subject then had to saunter up to the chosen lady and in the sleaziest way, say to them 'wanna leave here and fornicate' or, as you can probably gather, words to greater effect than this, which my IT team would probably flag.

You'd be surprised at the hit rate. Over time, between about a dozen of us, I reckon 7 out of 10. Those failed attempts would result in your drinks being purchased for the rest of the night.

Heady days, the 90s.