Baked PoTAYTEo Pears tell Essendrug to GAGF

[Senor Ed]

Poor guy determines that it would be better for his health to run face first into a fire than return to the drug den...

"ESSENDON defender Tayte Pears will not return to the club next season after deciding to walk away from football.

Pears, one of 12 current Essendon players banned for their role in the 2012 supplements saga, has announced his retirement after choosing to take up an opportunity to join the Metropolotan Fire Brigade (MFB)"

http://www.news.com.au/sport/afl/es...r/news-story/a7fa87f92eecff8ca7f0a4af6a887fd4

 

[NorthernLights]

But essendon flogs told me that they'll all re sign. Surely this is a mistake?

 

[Mofra]

MFB - that rules out wherever Essendon are based these days.
It's CFA country at their new home base isn't it?

 

[Gray Day]

Pears, one of 12 current Essendon players banned for their role in the 2012 supplements saga, has announced his retirement after choosing to take up an opportunity to join the Metropolotan Fire Brigade (MFB)"

Pfft, he'll be calling on 3AW within 12 months.

 

[Austin_McCrabbs]

He can still be deputy fire warden down at Tulla

 

[DanWA]

The legacy of James Hird

 

[Good_Old]

My Essendon supporting mates will be happy. They'll have to find a new whipping boy though.

 

[GWBogan]

Poor guy determines that it would be better for his health to run face first into a fire than return to the drug den...

"ESSENDON defender Tayte Pears will not return to the club next season after deciding to walk away from football.

Pears, one of 12 current Essendon players banned for their role in the 2012 supplements saga, has announced his retirement after choosing to take up an opportunity to join the Metropolotan Fire Brigade (MFB)"

http://www.news.com.au/sport/afl/es...r/news-story/a7fa87f92eecff8ca7f0a4af6a887fd4

Wait... did he bash someone up?

 

[douglyzia]

Name has something to do with pear-shaped **** or a pair of **** or something.

 

[bombersfan4000]

Poor guy determines that it would be better for his health to run face first into a fire than return to the drug den...

"ESSENDON defender Tayte Pears will not return to the club next season after deciding to walk away from football.

Pears, one of 12 current Essendon players banned for their role in the 2012 supplements saga, has announced his retirement after choosing to take up an opportunity to join the Metropolotan Fire Brigade (MFB)"

http://www.news.com.au/sport/afl/es...r/news-story/a7fa87f92eecff8ca7f0a4af6a887fd4

you think if he wanted to resume his AFL career he would have asked for a trade? so really its more of a case he told the AFL gagf

 

[Glorious couch life]

My Essendon supporting mates...

Go and have a shower.

 

[bombersfan4000]

My Essendon supporting mates will be happy. They'll have to find a new whipping boy though.

oh there is still plenty of spuds on the list
Brett Stanton
Courtney Dympsay

 

[Good_Old]

Go and have a shower.

Wanna join?

 

[zackah]

But essendon flogs told me that they'll all re sign. Surely this is a mistake?

Yes such a huge surprise Tayte is retiring

 

[Bunk Moreland]

The legacy of James Hird

James Hird's legacy is his former players joining the fire brigade

It's new, l'll give you that

 

[cynical]

gone to work with kane cornes

 

[Austin_McCrabbs]

My Essendon supporting mates will be happy. They'll have to find a new whipping boy though.

They blamed a guy who has barely played in five years? His absence sort of helped Essendon.

 

[windyhill]

But essendon flogs told me that they'll all re sign. Surely this is a mistake?

No no no, we said boomer, chip, dal and drewie would.