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Come On! This Match Thread Poster Has Slept With Your Sister, Your Sister's Best Friends, Your Partner, Your Partners Sister and Your Partners Best Friends!
well i just don't like that he's getting around so muchAnd?
well i just don't like that he's getting around so much
Not cool Ned, I've got my own little Tittybong cup in thereIs that because your more untouched than a warriors premiership cabinet
Come On! This Match Thread Poster Is Sleeping With Your Mother
This guy is sleeping with your mother, and he wants you to know about it
You've been so excited for this week, going up against your favourite posting team in the league when the worst possible things has happened.
That's right, an opposition poster is sleeping with your mother
You don't really know how this happened, after all the boys on Call of Duty had done similar, you thought that you would never have to deal with another person in kahoots with your parents but here we go again, that smug bastard on the opposition team has done just what you hoped he wouldn't
Now there are a number of reasons why this doesn't make much sense, first of all how would he even find your mother, and if he did how would he know it's YOUR mother. Second of all you might not even have a mother, so that actually looks worse on him, what with necrophillia giving you a 2-5 year gig in prison. So really, this whole "sleeping with your mother" thing seems to be a ruse to hide the fact that they can't get laid in real life, but this poster seems REALLY confident about it.
It's time to run away from home for good
Okay, so we have to accept that MAYBE this guy is sleeping with your mother, and maybe he is your new father, does this actually apply to you. Unless you are a Furies member you probably don't live with your mother anymore, and can potentially cut her out of your life for sleeping with your least favourite opposition poster (we would have much preferred someone like tony, Tonga Bob or T2B_, three respectful posters who wouldn't kill a fly). You may also want to contact your family members because an anonymous man on the internet is have an affair with a pretty important family member. Once you've got all of this under control, it is time to live your life freely and no longer live with the burden that this man on the internet is your new father.
If you don't think about it, it cannot hurt you any longer
Go for it masher.We're allowed to make jokes about peoples Mum's again? Sweet!
Last season people were receiving bans for Mum jokes.
Battle Of The Co Captains: Who Would Survive?
BastFeed will be making co-captains take fight eachother on February 30th, 2022. Buy tickets now!
It's no longer a matter of "my dad could beat your dad in a fight", we now live in an age where we have to figure out which of our co-captains could beat the other in a fight. No one LIKES the concept of co-captains, and we here at BastFeed believe that the concept should be abolished, and there's one easy way for that to be accomplished. The SFA now has 5 clubs that have co-captains, meaning that BastFeed will be able to host a fight to the death between these co-captains. In this article we will discuss who we think will win in these fights
1. manangatang and Callums_Guns
It's pretty plain and simple here, you have a kind gentle soul in manangatang versus the battle hardened, future Old Boy Callums_Guns. Try as he might, I don't see a reality where mang can compete with someone who has been trained day and night by Tigerturbulance in order to compete at the highest levels of Qootball. So, simple answer here, CG wins
2. Metalcrusher and BLUEALLTHRU
Throw these two in an arena and you could probably sell it out. We've seen these two argue with literally everyone in the SFA, whether you're a veteran or a rookie who doesn't even understand the SFA yet, but we've NEVER seen these two go at eachother. I think this one is more of a 50/50 if anything, and comes down to who can have the most stamina and take out the other in what I assume would be a gladiator battle
3. TJASTA and ImissFrosty
The wildcard one here, on one hand you have a pirate who took over the Furies singlehandedly and on the other hand you have the strongest child in the last decade. On one hand, the swashbuckling sailor in TJASTA should have access to pirate weapons like cannons and swords, but ImissFrosty could probably take him out if he got close. For all the bettors out there, skip this one because this one is UNPREDICATBLE
4. Kennedy Parker and philreich
Two kind souls here, one a former admin who people remember fondly, and another a simmer who probably rigs the sim FOR your team. Looking at the matchup here you could expect a close fight, but I believe both these fighters would abstain in a powerful act. However no one is above the rules of this co-captain clash, and thus they would eventually fight with philreich taking KP out in a close fashion. This is the kind of drama we hope to see
5. serial_thrilla and T2B_
serial_thrilla is a massive pussy, T2B_ wins
If you close your eyes numbers stop existing and you can win from thereI dunno, if there's such a thing as a version of dyslexia but for numbers, I probably have it. serial_thrilla could throw mass amounts of stats at me to try overwhelm and it would probably be Super Effective.
True, that was pretty much my strategy through high schoolIf you close your eyes numbers stop existing and you can win from there
Battle Of The Co Captains: Who Would Survive?
BastFeed will be making co-captains take fight eachother on February 30th, 2022. Buy tickets now!
It's no longer a matter of "my dad could beat your dad in a fight", we now live in an age where we have to figure out which of our co-captains could beat the other in a fight. No one LIKES the concept of co-captains, and we here at BastFeed believe that the concept should be abolished, and there's one easy way for that to be accomplished. The SFA now has 5 clubs that have co-captains, meaning that BastFeed will be able to host a fight to the death between these co-captains. In this article we will discuss who we think will win in these fights
1. manangatang and Callums_Guns
It's pretty plain and simple here, you have a kind gentle soul in manangatang versus the battle hardened, future Old Boy Callums_Guns. Try as he might, I don't see a reality where mang can compete with someone who has been trained day and night by Tigerturbulance in order to compete at the highest levels of Qootball. So, simple answer here, CG wins
2. Metalcrusher and BLUEALLTHRU
Throw these two in an arena and you could probably sell it out. We've seen these two argue with literally everyone in the SFA, whether you're a veteran or a rookie who doesn't even understand the SFA yet, but we've NEVER seen these two go at eachother. I think this one is more of a 50/50 if anything, and comes down to who can have the most stamina and take out the other in what I assume would be a gladiator battle
3. TJASTA and ImissFrosty
The wildcard one here, on one hand you have a pirate who took over the Furies singlehandedly and on the other hand you have the strongest child in the last decade. On one hand, the swashbuckling sailor in TJASTA should have access to pirate weapons like cannons and swords, but ImissFrosty could probably take him out if he got close. For all the bettors out there, skip this one because this one is UNPREDICATBLE
4. Kennedy Parker and philreich
Two kind souls here, one a former admin who people remember fondly, and another a simmer who probably rigs the sim FOR your team. Looking at the matchup here you could expect a close fight, but I believe both these fighters would abstain in a powerful act. However no one is above the rules of this co-captain clash, and thus they would eventually fight with philreich taking KP out in a close fashion. This is the kind of drama we hope to see
5. serial_thrilla and T2B_
serial_thrilla is a massive pussy, T2B_ wins
Well put together BiscuitsCallums_Guns because he has guns, while manangatang just drinks Tang and he's not a ******* astronaut
Metalcrusher because he crushes metal while BLUEALLTHRU has diahreah from too many blue heaven milkshakes
TJASTA because he's a tween pirate, while ImissFrosty cant even hit ******* Frosty the god damn Snowman
philreich because dad jokes are ******* funny, and he isnt a dumbarse red squirrel blessed to be on a ******* cloud_ like Kennedy Parker
serial_thrilla because he idolizes the Son of Sam, while T2B_ idolizes being on toast with olive oil, salt and pepper, and a poached egg
Yea but at least I sound delicious.Callums_Guns because he has guns, while manangatang just drinks Tang and he's not a ******* astronaut
Metalcrusher because he crushes metal while BLUEALLTHRU has diahreah from too many blue heaven milkshakes
TJASTA because he's a tween pirate, while ImissFrosty cant even hit ******* Frosty the god damn Snowman
philreich because dad jokes are ******* funny, and he isnt a dumbarse red squirrel blessed to be on a ******* cloud_ like Kennedy Parker
serial_thrilla because he idolizes the Son of Sam, while T2B_ idolizes being on toast with olive oil, salt and pepper, and a poached egg
Ned_Flanders SPEAKSCallums_Guns because he has guns, while manangatang just drinks Tang and he's not a ******* astronaut
Metalcrusher because he crushes metal while BLUEALLTHRU has diarrhoea from too many blue heaven milkshakes
TJASTA because he's a tween pirate, while ImissFrosty cant even hit ******* Frosty the god damn Snowman
philreich because dad jokes are ******* funny, and he isnt a dumbarse red squirrel blessed to be on a ******* cloud_ like Kennedy Parker
serial_thrilla because he idolizes the Son of Sam, while T2B_ idolizes being on toast with olive oil, salt and pepper, and a poached egg
And I stand by that"I refuse to comment"