Bay 13 drinking game - Ryan Clangermakers preliminary final edition

[Boxhead_31]

Cyril has his own Dean Wallace moment now

Delicious!!!!!

 

[dav3]

I have a drinking game for Schoenmakers..... it's called "drink everything under the kitchen sink"

 

[PowerOfThePussy]

#17 in the comp clearly. Just ask Mike.

My maths isn't terrific at this point in time, but I reckon 17 is about the number of clanger sculls tonight.

Just beautiful.

 

[Dimitri_Mishkin]

ivd ebeen playing thsi gmae from the star with johny walker...thANKS SHOEY ESPECIALY WHEN U DROPED THAT CHEST MAR!! L

 

[SJ]

Drink up.

 

[hawkman]

He just wanted to give everyone a break during the 2nd and 3rd so you could drink up big in the last

 

[Squida25]

Dropping chest marks

 

[Piston]

He drops the chest mark that costs Hawthorn its season.

Fairytale ending to this thread.

 

[Jobe Watson]

You'd probably end up being more sober than a judge if you drank everytime he did something average, let alone good.

 

[SJ]

Hope you had a wonderful night, gents.

It's been a pleasure.

 

[Murraj1966]

Hope you had a wonderful night, gents.

It's been a pleasure.

Mate can you drive me home?

I've had a wild one.

 

[PowerOfThePussy]

Replay just starting on fox for the stayers that want to go again.

Nice work SJ.

 

[Hodgepodge]

21 touches, 90% DE, team high spoils, good stuff. I guess if you focus on one player's errors, they will stand out.

 

[maryjames]

Is he even VFL standard?

 

[choo]

I wonder if the poo stain running in streaks down Schoemakers jumper when he dropped that mark in the last quarter will permanently mark the Tassie football club.....
Oh wait

 

[charcoalchicken]

so what is it for clangermakers dropped chest mark which effectively cost Hawthorn the game how many mg for a hit? 30??

 

[Robbo2003]

How does this **** get a game seriously. Cost them the game and quite possibly the flag by dropping an easy chest mark.

Let's drink ourselves to death.

 

[choo]

21 touches, 90% DE, team high spoils, good stuff. I guess if you focus on one player's errors, they will stand out.

QFT you are such a hypocritical bunt. Let's share the blame with that head ducking fat **** who stole the captaincy from tassie's best player in Mitchell

 

[Hodgepodge]

QFT you are such a hypocritical bunt. Let's share the blame with that head ducking fat **** who stole the captaincy from tassie's best player in Mitchell

Mitchell has been our best midfielder this year, but Hodge is the better player over their careers, and the captaincy is voted on by the players.

The captaincy changes from time to time, are they all stolen then?

 

[Higs]

Loses a contest: sip beer

Puts team mate under pressure: shot

Clanger straight to opposition: scull the glass

Drops simple chest mark, costing his team the game, a shot at the Premiership, and ending their season:

 

[SJ]

Man this ended up a good night.

http://www.theage.com.au/afl/afl-news/in-the-shadow-of-a-final-20111203-1ock8.html

Had the Hawks hung on to a three-point lead in the preliminary final against Collingwood, the post-season talk might have been about his surge out of defence and long bomb into attack to set up what would have been Lance Franklin’s amazing match-winning snap.

Instead, they remember the moment about 110 seconds later, when Hawthorn’s grand final dreams ended. A long ball from Travis Cloke to the teeth of goal. Schoenmakers, unattended, fumbling and dropping an easy chest mark. A ball-up, hurried kick by the Magpies’ Luke Ball, a goal, and game over.

http://www.theage.com.au/afl/afl-news/in-the-shadow-of-a-final-20111203-1ock8.html

What's got me most stumped is how any of Schoenmakers' actions even bordered on "heroism".

THERE’S a fine line between heroism and villainy sometimes. In the case of Hawthorn defender Ryan Schoenmakers’ most recent game of AFL football, about a couple of minutes.

 

[Dazb86]

Heroinism?

 

[Partridge]

What's got me most stumped is how any of Schoenmakers' actions even bordered on "heroism".

I love this part.....

“It was pretty frustrating. I hadn’t had to deal with too many injuries in my career so far,” he says. “But I worked pretty hard on my rehab and got back a couple of games before the finals. I felt like my confidence was growing as the season went on.”

His direct opponent's certainly did.

 

[SJ]

'Twas a great night.

Wonder if he can back up in 2012?

 

[Schulzenfest]

This year's edition is going to need a 'Finish all of your drinks if he makes a mistake under no pressure that single-handedly costs his team a Grand Final spot' addition, just in case we have a repeat of his PF last year.