Bay 13 Footy Cards

[oogac]

Oh god I love MP

Matthias: Look, I don't think it should be a sin, just for saying "Jehovah".
[Everyone gasps]
Jewish Official: You're only making it worse for yourself!
Matthias: Making it worse? How can it be worse? Jehovah! Jehovah! Jehovah!
Jewish Official: I'm warning you! If you say "Jehovah" one more time (gets hit with rock) RIGHT! Who did that? Come on, who did it?
Stoners: She did! She did! (suddenly speaking as men) He! He did! He!
Jewish Official: Was it you?
Stoner: Yes.
Jewish Official: Right...
Stoner: Well you did say "Jehovah. "
[Crowd throws rocks at the stoner]
Jewish Official: STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT RIGHT NOW! STOP IT! All right, no one is to stone _anyone_ until I blow this whistle. Even... and I want to make this absolutely clear... even if they do say, "Jehovah. "
[Crowd stones the Jewish Official to death]

 

[bushie]

Matthias: Look, I don't think it should be a sin, just for saying "Jehovah".
[Everyone gasps]
Jewish Official: You're only making it worse for yourself!
Matthias: Making it worse? How can it be worse? Jehovah! Jehovah! Jehovah!
Jewish Official: I'm warning you! If you say "Jehovah" one more time (gets hit with rock) RIGHT! Who did that? Come on, who did it?
Stoners: She did! She did! (suddenly speaking as men) He! He did! He!
Jewish Official: Was it you?
Stoner: Yes.
Jewish Official: Right...
Stoner: Well you did say "Jehovah. "
[Crowd throws rocks at the stoner]
Jewish Official: STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT RIGHT NOW! STOP IT! All right, no one is to stone _anyone_ until I blow this whistle. Even... and I want to make this absolutely clear... even if they do say, "Jehovah. "
[Crowd stones the Jewish Official to death]

With a ____ing boulder!!


Stop it oogac

I know you found the dialogue on some website.....but please show me some mercy!!

 

[Southerntakeover]

Haha, awesome thread.

 

[bushie]

Right click on your card

Save as - to your hard drive

Go to edit avatar on BF and use browse to find the pic on your hard drive

Save changes

Should work.

I did exactly what you said......as I do with every pic for my avatar, and have done since I joined....but no go.

Have had the same problem for a while now...

Raised it on the Suggestion board because of it.....no help there.

Somethings up

Ended up with no avatar for a while and then tried some obscure pic I got from some perv on this site....and it worked....

Would love to change it as the poster I stole it off might sue!

Plus......I love Wolf Creek!!


It's just SO ME!!!!

 

[Biggie]

Best.Thread.Ever.

Well done.

 

[Bender571]

Cheers oogac ...





... I think

 

[kimbopen]

Yep. Pretty close! Great thread, Oogac.

Well done, mate!

 

[rainman06]

identity theft!!

 

[showdownhero]

Am I dead?

 

[Ant_]

Am I dead?

Are you talking from beyond the grave?

 

[showdownhero]

Are you talking from beyond the grave?

Do you see dead people?

 

[Ant_]

Do you see dead people?

I see stupid people and they all post here.

 

[showdownhero]

I see stupid people and they all post here.

I guess I've always thought that my input to Bay 13 was relatively insignificant. I can only assume that my inclusion was due to my pantsing at the hands of Biff.

I guess my only option is to be happy that I'm famous for being stupid, rather than just being stupid. A bit like the ox.

In fact I smell a change to the sig. Superb

 

[Ant_]

I guess I've always thought that my input to Bay 13 was relatively insignificant. I can only assume that my inclusion was due to my pantsing at the hands of Biff.

I guess my only option is to be happy that I'm famous for being stupid, rather than just being stupid. A bit like the ox.

In fact I smell a change to the sig. Superb

Haha just stirring, following the "I see dead people" line and changing it up.

 

[bushie]

I guess I've always thought that my input to Bay 13 was relatively insignificant. I can only assume that my inclusion was due to my pantsing at the hands of Biff.

I guess my only option is to be happy that I'm famous for being stupid, rather than just being stupid. A bit like the ox.

In fact I smell a change to the sig. Superb

Nah, you took Biffs rogering with good grace!

Well done

 

[showdownhero]

Nah, you took Biffs rogering with good grace!

Well done

Still limping and plotting my revenge, any advice would be appreciated...

Although what I have learnt is should Latin or Roman history come up as a possible battlefield I may let the opportunity pass.

 

[Neville Bartos]

Cheers mate!

This is definitely a rookie card that will grow in value

 

[bushie]

Still limping and plotting my revenge, any advice would be appreciated...

Although what I have learnt is should Latin or Roman history come up as a possible battlefield I may let the opportunity pass.

My advice would be to stay on the good side of Biff at all times!!

 

[carntheroos4eva]

lol Josh Thurgood....

 

[keefriffhard]

My advice would be to stay on the good side of Biff at all times!!

Excellent advice too Bushie.

I learnt early that one stray sentence can often be your undoing and you end up having to walk around the Bay 13 pool table in the manner befitting one who hasn't sunk a single ball....

Just because the water is warm, doesn't mean you can't be out of your depth.

 

[sunnyTEE]

Any links to Biff's dismantling of showdownhero?

 

[thatswhatimtalkinabout]

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=443330&page=2

Poor bugger.

When Biff first made his way onto this board and was finding his feet I gave him a spray for something he posted which irked me.

I'm thankful now that that Biff was still on his training wheels and was happy to put it behind him, as the quality of the great man soon shone through.

 

[gangsta deluxe]

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=443330&page=2

Poor bugger.

Ahhhh that was a good thread

 

[gangsta deluxe]

Hey Oogac you've done more than enough already but I have a request.

Some special action cards involving more than one poster. Like biff and showdown, Stronzo/H2f/me/bushie/thatiswhatimtalkingabout and tigerboyz

anything that is relevant to a pwning on bay 13

Or one that involves Keyser in a distressed fatherly situation with undisciplined posters. Ha ha.

If you cbf I understand. Regardless you are a legend mate.

 

[Biffinator]

Still limping and plotting my revenge, any advice would be appreciated...

Although what I have learnt is should Latin or Roman history come up as a possible battlefield I may let the opportunity pass.

Showdown hero - or Mate, if I can call you that please.

You have got a sense of humour. You can laugh at yourself. These are admirable qualities to possess as a human being.

We are all somebody's fool - and trust me, I have had some real clowns get the better of me over the years.

Moreover, I have a formal Inspector Clouseau / Cato relationship with Rodger Pedactor of Bay 13 fame - and the score is heavily in Cato's favour for the moment. The bastard got me again at lunchtime.

So Showdown Hero, I welcome wanton acts of revenge, if not full ambushes on Biffinator - and this is a wider message to my non-friends on Bay 13.

Such efforts will be marked on inventiveness, potency if not degree of venom, humour and originality.

best wishes, Biffinator.

PS Hawks by 99 Points. Buddy, sadly but memorably, to kick 11.