Off-topic Bay 13 Survivor: Cockburn (2016). We have a winner! (links in OP)
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Challenge #5 Entry
Bruce Macavaney: Welcome back to the post game coverage of the glorious Cockburn exhibition match. And I must say it’s been absolutely SPECIAL!
Darce: Too right Bruce, I’ve just loved the way they’ve gone about it tonight, it’s been the standout exhibition game IN THE COMPETITION!
Bruce: Indeed, thanks Luke. And now we’ve got an extra special treat for the viewers at home, Former AFL agent superstar Ricky Nixon has been our boundary rider-
TootToot!: That’s not all I’ve been riding tonight Bruce!
BT: WOWEEEE! Big Ricky off to a cracker, straight outta the Cockburn Clamidia Factory!
TootToot!
id someone just say crack?!
Richo: That’s right BT!
Bruce: Thanks for joining us Ricky, pleasure to have you on the show.
TootToot!: The pleasure is all yours Bruce!
Dennis Commetti: Well I gotta say I was impressed with the skills tonight –
TootToot!: Enough about you Dennis, let’s get down to the meat and 2 veg about why I’m here!
Bruce: You just get the feeling this is going to be an ominous comment in respect to this coverage.
TootToot!: That’s right Bruce you mincing little queer!
BT: See I’m not the only one who thinks it!
Richo: MMMmmmMMMMmmm
Lingy: Give us your thoughts on the match Ricky-
TootToot!:Well I’ll get into it if you just shut your ginger snatch for half a second Lingy!
BT: WOWEE OH BOY OH BOY!
TootToot!: Look we all know the match was a non-event, so I’ve got something much more interesting to talk about – my new line of bikini waxing mixture – Uncle TootToot’s Pubes Be Gone Cream!
Bruce: I’m not sure this is appropriate Ricky –
TootToot!: Listen viewers, ever been heading down to St Kilda beach during schoolies to see the sights, only to be laughed off the sand due to the veritable jungle sprouting out of the corner of your g-string?!
Richo: I’m intrigued, keep going Ricky.
TootToot!: Thanks Richo! Now let me give you a demonstration! *zip*
Dennis: Oooo someone call animal control, it looks like a wombat has found its way Ricky’s shorts!
TootToot!: Now all you gotta do is just chuck Uncle TootToot’s Pubes Be Gone Cream in the microwave for a couple of minutes to warm it up, and then apply liberally to the affected area! *slather*
Dennis: Centre metre perfect!
Darce: I just love the way he goes about it!
TootToot!: Then give it a few seconds to set and then *riiiiip* YEEEEOOOWWWW!
Darce: So brave!
TootToot!: Now look at how smooth my groin is! There’s not a single thing in the world that could stick to that!
Richo: It is very smooth. Can I touch it?
BT: Calm down Richo you big ****!
Dennis: It’s smoother than Garry Ablett Junior’s head before mass on Sunday!
TootToot!: Ken oath it is Den! And to prove just how smooth it is, I’m going to fry and egg on it and you catch watch it slide right off! *crack.. sizzle*
Lingy: Jeez ricky, how did you get your body temp up so high?!
TootToot!: Well fanta pants, it’s a combination of ecstasy, Viagra and the fever I’ve got from my yeast infection!
BT: Wowee that smells good!
Richo: So how much does a tube of this go for Ricky?
TootToot!: Well Richo, I’ve got a special deal going, you can order 2 tubs today for $99.95! And if you call in the next 15 minutes, I’ll chuck in a free* copy of my best-selling book and tickets to my next stand-up gig! *flips egg*
BT: Dibs on that egg! I like the yoke googy!
TootToot!: Coming right up BT! Look, it just slides right off! Like Dim Kunthie after she’s sexually assaulted a bed post!
Bruce: Oh he’s going to caress it down someone’s throat!
BT: Omnomnomnomnom
Bruce: DELICIOUS!
#TootToot!
*249.95 + P&H
Bruce Macavaney: Welcome back to the post game coverage of the glorious Cockburn exhibition match. And I must say it’s been absolutely SPECIAL!
Darce: Too right Bruce, I’ve just loved the way they’ve gone about it tonight, it’s been the standout exhibition game IN THE COMPETITION!
Bruce: Indeed, thanks Luke. And now we’ve got an extra special treat for the viewers at home, Former AFL agent superstar Ricky Nixon has been our boundary rider-
TootToot!: That’s not all I’ve been riding tonight Bruce!
BT: WOWEEEE! Big Ricky off to a cracker, straight outta the Cockburn Clamidia Factory!
TootToot!
id someone just say crack?!Richo: That’s right BT!
Bruce: Thanks for joining us Ricky, pleasure to have you on the show.
TootToot!: The pleasure is all yours Bruce!
Dennis Commetti: Well I gotta say I was impressed with the skills tonight –
TootToot!: Enough about you Dennis, let’s get down to the meat and 2 veg about why I’m here!
Bruce: You just get the feeling this is going to be an ominous comment in respect to this coverage.
TootToot!: That’s right Bruce you mincing little queer!
BT: See I’m not the only one who thinks it!
Richo: MMMmmmMMMMmmm
Lingy: Give us your thoughts on the match Ricky-
TootToot!:Well I’ll get into it if you just shut your ginger snatch for half a second Lingy!
BT: WOWEE OH BOY OH BOY!
TootToot!: Look we all know the match was a non-event, so I’ve got something much more interesting to talk about – my new line of bikini waxing mixture – Uncle TootToot’s Pubes Be Gone Cream!
Bruce: I’m not sure this is appropriate Ricky –
TootToot!: Listen viewers, ever been heading down to St Kilda beach during schoolies to see the sights, only to be laughed off the sand due to the veritable jungle sprouting out of the corner of your g-string?!
Richo: I’m intrigued, keep going Ricky.
TootToot!: Thanks Richo! Now let me give you a demonstration! *zip*
Dennis: Oooo someone call animal control, it looks like a wombat has found its way Ricky’s shorts!
TootToot!: Now all you gotta do is just chuck Uncle TootToot’s Pubes Be Gone Cream in the microwave for a couple of minutes to warm it up, and then apply liberally to the affected area! *slather*
Dennis: Centre metre perfect!
Darce: I just love the way he goes about it!
TootToot!: Then give it a few seconds to set and then *riiiiip* YEEEEOOOWWWW!
Darce: So brave!
TootToot!: Now look at how smooth my groin is! There’s not a single thing in the world that could stick to that!
Richo: It is very smooth. Can I touch it?
BT: Calm down Richo you big ****!
Dennis: It’s smoother than Garry Ablett Junior’s head before mass on Sunday!
TootToot!: Ken oath it is Den! And to prove just how smooth it is, I’m going to fry and egg on it and you catch watch it slide right off! *crack.. sizzle*
Lingy: Jeez ricky, how did you get your body temp up so high?!
TootToot!: Well fanta pants, it’s a combination of ecstasy, Viagra and the fever I’ve got from my yeast infection!
BT: Wowee that smells good!
Richo: So how much does a tube of this go for Ricky?
TootToot!: Well Richo, I’ve got a special deal going, you can order 2 tubs today for $99.95! And if you call in the next 15 minutes, I’ll chuck in a free* copy of my best-selling book and tickets to my next stand-up gig! *flips egg*
BT: Dibs on that egg! I like the yoke googy!
TootToot!: Coming right up BT! Look, it just slides right off! Like Dim Kunthie after she’s sexually assaulted a bed post!
Bruce: Oh he’s going to caress it down someone’s throat!
BT: Omnomnomnomnom
Bruce: DELICIOUS!
#TootToot!
*249.95 + P&H
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Bruce: Quite hard to believe that chopstix voted off both Haduken and A Cut Above
Dennis: Quite right Bruce. They had a veritable dream lineup, but have really come asunder. Unbelievable.
BT: Oh boy, and yes. Even though bosk is a big ****ta, his on field presence was sorely lacking today.
Dennis: Quite right Bruce. They had a veritable dream lineup, but have really come asunder. Unbelievable.
BT: Oh boy, and yes. Even though bosk is a big ****ta, his on field presence was sorely lacking today.
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#impunity time! Safe to say that this contest wasn't as close as last time, there were plenty of solid entries, but one tribes entries worked better as a whole (as well as delivering the lulz). So unfortunately, because tribal captain boydshow couldn't get the continuity of the story organised on his tribe, Tribe Cotchin are the winners!
Chopsticks Tribe, you will be returning to Tribal Council where one of you will be voted out. You may only vote for a member of your own tribe, and you will vote by sending me a PM with the name of the flog you want gawn, before 8pm tomorrow AEDT. You cannot change your vote either.
Finally, any flog in possession of the hidden immunity idol and wishing to play it must say so when they vote.
Benwah83 DapperJong Chappyuk Cooksen Allikat hazard
Chopsticks Tribe, you will be returning to Tribal Council where one of you will be voted out. You may only vote for a member of your own tribe, and you will vote by sending me a PM with the name of the flog you want gawn, before 8pm tomorrow AEDT. You cannot change your vote either.
Finally, any flog in possession of the hidden immunity idol and wishing to play it must say so when they vote.
Benwah83 DapperJong Chappyuk Cooksen Allikat hazard
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Tribe Cotchin! We feast on dead hippo tonight!
bontshow
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Allikat is the tribal captain, and a fine one at that. She did a good job last challenge but this time Chappyuk posted before she could organise anything. Cooksen didn't try again, everyone else went alright but some of the posts were too similar and they didn't flow from one to the next like they did last time whith the exception of A Cut Above's entry
Anyone else I can throw under the bus? #jamestown
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Boydogs going the right way to paint a giant target on himself ...
SHUTUP BOYMOD!
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Wait what? I'm just bossy, not a captain
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Why, do you want me to win Morgs?
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I set you up with a good gag with Wayne Carey on drugs.
Not my fault you pulled a tom boyd and wasted that potential.
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Looks like I picked the wrong winner in round 2, JoseMourinho was right, they really are Tribe #Tension. 
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I was 3 people after you
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It was a little late to pick up the story line and keep going with it when there were 2 other people after you that didn't
We just needed to prepare more of a theme like the other tribe did with a footy game before we started
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