Off-topic Bay 13 Survivor: Cockburn (2016). We have a winner! (links in OP)

[Benwah83]

Where the f**k are the Power Rankings???

JoseMourinho ???

 

[Dinsdale]

so glad chat came back here...so since Starbums is away, can we have the weekend off, coz its Oz day next Tues and the thing to do is to take a couple of leave days and turn it into 5...

 

[ChappyUK]

Where the f**k are the Power Rankings???

JoseMourinho ???

He probably put himself to sleep halfway through.

 

[Starburns_]

Sorry flogs, no tribal council or new challenge until mid tomorrow (but don't worry, it's an easy one). Go to bed, Boydogs.

 

[JoseMourinho]

It is time for the POWER RANKINGS!

Sponsored by the Adelaide Strikers - Choking so you don't have to.

1) Duritz - Level
Consecutive number 1s. A well timed Croweater Joke which was followed up by yours truly!

2) Benwah - UP 5
That ****ing Hamish part made me laugh so ****ing hard that it deserves to be Number 2.

3) Kangaroos4eva - Up 1
Just like Benwah, an insanely awesome joke at the end with Teach! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

4) Stronzo - Up 1
BT getting stuff wrong jokes are common and well-repeated! However, you made them sound original and unique!

5) Dapperjong - Down 3
Loved the pictures and the wrestling match and the actual reality of the 7 Commentary Team. Forever spamming adds.

6) Jose - Level
Megawall and Croweater joke. Sucks to be Richmond.

7) Dinsdale - Up 4
Great Entry, Oogac should be thanks immensely for his part

8) TootToot - Up 2
Post Match informericials, hell yeah!

9) Red Mist - Up 3
In a hall of great entries, 9th is like being robbed ..

10) Allikat - Down 7
No elaborate jokes and an obvious joke about Spike/Hird . Disappointing

11) ChappyUK - Down 3
The only joke was the squirrel and you wasted a good cyril line on Dennis Commetti. C'mon, chappy! Also spelling mistakes @dapperjohn

12) Cooksen - Up 1
Do I have to tell you where you went wrong or can you see that a block of text is hard to read. . Liked the kicking Hame in the testicles part though.

13) Hazard - Up 1
Liked the lingy part in the end but you guys never linked it up. Your entry just sucks on its own. Pictures were a nice touch.

14) Boydshow - Up 1
Great entry and I would move you around to 11th or 12th but I cbf and I'm rushing dese fings, u notiec ow meny spleling mistaeks i am maikng. kewl fing is dat u can reed dem. Either way, the sam newman addition was tops.

 

[Morganashlee]

Jose making himself accustomed to cupping Durex's balls

 

[ChappyUK]

It is time for the POWER RANKINGS!

Sponsored by the Adelaide Strikers - Choking so you don't have to.

1) Duritz - Level
Consecutive number 1s. A well timed Croweater Joke which was followed up by yours truly!

2) Benwah - UP 5
That ******* Hamish part made me laugh so ******* hard that it deserves to be Number 2.

3) Kangaroos4eva - Up 1
Just like Benwah, an insanely awesome joke at the end with Teach! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

4) Stronzo - Up 1
BT getting stuff wrong jokes are common and well-repeated! However, you made them sound original and unique!

5) Dapperjong - Down 3
Loved the pictures and the wrestling match and the actual reality of the 7 Commentary Team. Forever spamming adds.

6) Jose - Level
Megawall and Croweater joke. Sucks to be Richmond.

7) Dinsdale - Up 4
Great Entry, Oogac should be thanks immensely for his part

8) TootToot - Up 2
Post Match informericials, hell yeah!

9) Red Mist - Up 3
In a hall of great entries, 9th is like being robbed ..

10) Allikat - Down 7
No elaborate jokes and an obvious joke about Spike/Hird . Disappointing

11) ChappyUK - Down 3
The only joke was the squirrel and you wasted a good cyril line on Dennis Commetti. C'mon, chappy! Also spelling mistakes @dapperjohn

12) Cooksen - Up 1
Do I have to tell you where you went wrong or can you see that a block of text is hard to read. . Liked the kicking Hame in the testicles part though.

13) Hazard - Up 1
Liked the lingy part in the end but you guys never linked it up. Your entry just sucks on its own. Pictures were a nice touch.

14) Boydshow - Up 1
Great entry and I would move you around to 11th or 12th but I cbf and I'm rushing dese fings, u notiec ow meny spleling mistaeks i am maikng. kewl fing is dat u can reed dem. Either way, the sam newman addition was tops.

LOL. Has a go at me for a spelling mistake when he ****ed up every one of his tags

 

[DapperJong]

Hmmm. Thinking of changing my username to DapperJohn. What a cool guy.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Hmmm. Thinking of changing my username to DapperJohn. What a cool guy.

You should also change your country's name to Norf Korea, so that it's reflective of current trends.

 

[Starburns_]

Tribal Council

Apologies for the delay, but in addition to me being at the tennis, at the deadline the voting was tied, so I chased up the deciding vote and it was cast overnight.

With 4 of the 7 votes cast...



Cooksen, the tribe has spoken, bring your torch forward to the bathwater and prepare to board the paddle steamer to Not Convicted Island, the 9th continent of the world, with a brand new McDonalds just for you.

Well Chopsticks Tribe, Haduken, Bosk, and and now Cookie. Playing a very dangerous game in the #impunity challenges by banking on the dominance of Dapper and Benwah to carry them, will be interesting to see if it works out for you.

Let's bring Tribe Cotchin back for the next challenge...


Challenge #6 - Meme Madness!



Task
Your flog pals on the Bay are keen to know how you're coping out here in Cockburn, it would be nice of you to send them a postcard.

Your postcard will be done in the form of a meme and it will in some way relate to Bay 13 survivor. The more creative and inventive, the better.

The Rules

To enter the challenge, you must start with the words: “Challenge #6 entry.”

One meme per flog, a GIF is acceptable so long as it's a meme.

Once you have posted your entry, it cannot be modified. Mods can see edit histories.

If you break this rule or post incorrectly, your post will be disregarded, two such breaches from the one tribe will equal a forfeit.

This round will close at 10pm tomorrow AEDT, if you dont enter, you hurt your tribe's chances of winning #impunity.

The Prize

The tribe with the best group of entries will win #impunity, the losing tribe will be sent to tribal council.

Allikat Benwah83 boydshow Chappyuk DapperJong hazard
Duritz Dinsdale Kangaroos4eva JoseMourinho Red mist Stronzo TootToot!

 

[Allikat]

Noooooooo #cookiekat !!!!!

Stupid tribe

 

[DapperJong]

@Starbucks you probably made the best one already

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

This also works.

 

[hazard]

Challenge #6 Entry

Royals reflects on getting dumped from the island

 

[hazard]

Bonus GIF I made:

 

[Red mist]

Challenge #6 entry

 

[Morganashlee]

Challenge #6 entry from NYC Is (still no royals)

 

[Morganashlee]

I do what I want.

 

[Morganashlee]

Punchline should have been "A Boyd Dog"

Thatsthemother****ingjoke.jpeg

 

[hazard]

Thatsthemother*******joke.jpeg

Oh so you told it wrong? Whoops. No wonder you got voted out.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Challenge #6 Entry

 

[ChappyUK]

Challenge #6 entry

 

[Dinsdale]

Challenge #6 entry



sent by shoe phone using tapatoe

 

[A Cut Above]

Bad luck Cookie, #TeamRuthlessBastards strikes again. I know how you're feeling mate, I been there. Now lets hug this out.

 

[BigJoeD_]

Oh so you told it wrong? Whoops. No wonder you got voted out.