JoseMourinho
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If thats the case then I must be popular amongst the Bay 13 Survivor Viewership.....
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You plagiarized it from the Simpsons, check and mate there Smithers.
Seriously though, it's an often quoted line by fans and an absolute gem from the Simpson's heyday.
Yeah well The Simpsons stole it from Steve Allen.
Ah, everything is stolen nowadays! Why, the fax machine is nothing but a waffle iron with a phone attached!!
No way, Starburns_ will have the easiest job ever counting the votes.Split tribe.
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Tribal Council
With 4 of the 6 votes cast...
JoseMourinho, the tribe has spoken, please bring forward your torch and then f*** off to Not Convicted Island.
Alright, so now Tribe Cotchin only has 6 flogs remaining, same as Chopsticks Tribe who we will bring back now for the next challenge...
Challenge #7 - I'm A Carlton Player, Get Me Outta Here!
In 2015 nearly everyone on the Bay had a second team, and that team was known as The Exers. The Exers brought us all much joy with their triumph over Carlton this year, but us Exers fans are hungry for more.
We're not content with The Exers simply winning in 2015. Unlike Geelong, we want a dynasty of consecutive wins. So we need to always be strengthening our squad.
Task
You are being put in charge of Exers list management for 2017. Each member of the tribe will identify one currently listed Carlton player to 'rescue' (so 6 per tribe in total). You will create a write-up (mid-length, can include pictures) detailing such things as why this player has been targeted, what they can offer The Exers, which club they should head to and why, why Carlton don't need them, trade price (or way to get themselves sacked like Rubbishbin), and anything else you feel like adding.
A small hint. The Exers are a goalscoring force already, but there are plenty of other things to do in the AFL, so be prepared to set your sights higher.
The Rules
To enter the challenge, you must start with the words: “Challenge #7 entry.”
Once you have posted your entry, it cannot be modified. Mods can see edit histories.
If you break this rule or post incorrectly, your post will be disregarded, two such breaches from the one tribe will equal a forfeit.
This round will close at 10pm Tuesday AEDT, if you don't enter, you hurt your tribe's chances of winning #impunity.
The Prize
The tribe with the best group of entries will win #impunity, the losing tribe will be sent to tribal council.
Good luck, floggos.
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With 4 of the 6 votes cast...
JoseMourinho, the tribe has spoken, please bring forward your torch and then f*** off to Not Convicted Island.
Alright, so now Tribe Cotchin only has 6 flogs remaining, same as Chopsticks Tribe who we will bring back now for the next challenge...
Challenge #7 - I'm A Carlton Player, Get Me Outta Here!
In 2015 nearly everyone on the Bay had a second team, and that team was known as The Exers. The Exers brought us all much joy with their triumph over Carlton this year, but us Exers fans are hungry for more.
We're not content with The Exers simply winning in 2015. Unlike Geelong, we want a dynasty of consecutive wins. So we need to always be strengthening our squad.
Task
You are being put in charge of Exers list management for 2017. Each member of the tribe will identify one currently listed Carlton player to 'rescue' (so 6 per tribe in total). You will create a write-up (mid-length, can include pictures) detailing such things as why this player has been targeted, what they can offer The Exers, which club they should head to and why, why Carlton don't need them, trade price (or way to get themselves sacked like Rubbishbin), and anything else you feel like adding.
A small hint. The Exers are a goalscoring force already, but there are plenty of other things to do in the AFL, so be prepared to set your sights higher.
The Rules
To enter the challenge, you must start with the words: “Challenge #7 entry.”
Once you have posted your entry, it cannot be modified. Mods can see edit histories.
If you break this rule or post incorrectly, your post will be disregarded, two such breaches from the one tribe will equal a forfeit.
This round will close at 10pm Tuesday AEDT, if you don't enter, you hurt your tribe's chances of winning #impunity.
The Prize
The tribe with the best group of entries will win #impunity, the losing tribe will be sent to tribal council.
Good luck, floggos.
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My player template for the last time wasn't even that long. We got absolutely robbed on the team write up for this challenge though.
http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threa...os-islands-2015.1086298/page-71#post-36929941
http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threa...os-islands-2015.1086298/page-71#post-36929941
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If ever there was a time for someone to delete their account...
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Nahh Jose is still a funny guy (when he chooses to be, and creages good elias which he ruins) and is a very good flog on the bay.
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🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆 in my lifetime 😁
We did a recount, there's been a new winner.Tribal Council
With 4 of the 6 votes cast...
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JoseMourinho, the tribe has spoken, please bring forward your torch and then f*** off to Not Convicted Island.
Alright, so now Tribe Cotchin only has 6 flogs remaining, same as Chopsticks Tribe who we will bring back now for the next challenge...
Challenge #7 - I'm A Carlton Player, Get Me Outta Here!
In 2015 nearly everyone on the Bay had a second team, and that team was known as The Exers. The Exers brought us all much joy with their triumph over Carlton this year, but us Exers fans are hungry for more.
We're not content with The Exers simply winning in 2015. Unlike Geelong, we want a dynasty of consecutive wins. So we need to always be strengthening our squad.
Task
You are being put in charge of Exers list management for 2017. Each member of the tribe will identify one currently listed Carlton player to 'rescue' (so 6 per tribe in total). You will create a write-up (mid-length, can include pictures) detailing such things as why this player has been targeted, what they can offer The Exers, which club they should head to and why, why Carlton don't need them, trade price (or way to get themselves sacked like Rubbishbin), and anything else you feel like adding.
A small hint. The Exers are a goalscoring force already, but there are plenty of other things to do in the AFL, so be prepared to set your sights higher.
The Rules
To enter the challenge, you must start with the words: “Challenge #7 entry.”
Once you have posted your entry, it cannot be modified. Mods can see edit histories.
If you break this rule or post incorrectly, your post will be disregarded, two such breaches from the one tribe will equal a forfeit.
This round will close at 10pm Tuesday AEDT, if you don't enter, you hurt your tribe's chances of winning #impunity.
The Prize
The tribe with the best group of entries will win #impunity, the losing tribe will be sent to tribal council.
Good luck, floggos.
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Stronzo Red mist Duritz Dinsdale TootToot! Kangaroos4eva
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I accept this latest challenge but can i still post crap memes?
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http://www.carltonfc.com.au/footy/players/senior-players
hory shet
i seriously only know about half the squad
who are all these bozos?
hory shet
i seriously only know about half the squad
who are all these bozos?
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Agree wiagh that. How can I rescue someone if I have nfi who they are?
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crap memes are the most effective form of communication*
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Just rescue Bryce Gibbs so someone can teach him to tackle properly and not look like a bitch.
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Boydshow may explode with the large amount of spelling mistakes in this one.
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Allow me to give you the same reaction that I got when I last attended an AFLPA meeting!
Thread is for Survivor contestants only, **** off Jose!
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In your dreams, *******!
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Challenge #7 entry
Welcome to #TheExers. A club that has built it's rock solid reputation on the shotty drafting, trading and general tomfoolery of the Carlton FC.
Hi, I'm The President of The Exers, the ghost of Richard Pratt.
You might remember me from such hauntings as,
My lonely broke mistress with a bad nose job, trying to get a piece of the action haunting; and
Visy Industries price fixing haunt, as well as;
My hideous looking ranga son haunting, and who could forget the big one;
My Carlolton haunting.
Which is what I want to talk to you about today.
As President of the Exers, I am always looking in the blocked shitter that is Carlton's list trying to find suitable players for The Exers.
And its not just about kicking lots of goals anymore.
No. We want to break down barriers and hold a mirror up to society, which is why we're seeking to diversify our list by chasing the AFL's only lesbian footballer, Bryce Gibbs.
Bryce is a hero to many people in the community, and we think he would be a great ambassador for the Exers to promote an inclusive and tolerant image for our club.
We will be pulling out all stops to get Bryce on board this season, including a job working for my butt ugly son down at the box factory (maybe they will hook up??). A free pack of hair lackies, and councelling for being Milned. Jazny likes this
So watch this space loyal Exer followers, and let the ghost Dick, get you some lesbian action.
Welcome to #TheExers. A club that has built it's rock solid reputation on the shotty drafting, trading and general tomfoolery of the Carlton FC.
Hi, I'm The President of The Exers, the ghost of Richard Pratt.
You might remember me from such hauntings as,
My lonely broke mistress with a bad nose job, trying to get a piece of the action haunting; and
Visy Industries price fixing haunt, as well as;
My hideous looking ranga son haunting, and who could forget the big one;
My Carlolton haunting.
Which is what I want to talk to you about today.
As President of the Exers, I am always looking in the blocked shitter that is Carlton's list trying to find suitable players for The Exers.
And its not just about kicking lots of goals anymore.
No. We want to break down barriers and hold a mirror up to society, which is why we're seeking to diversify our list by chasing the AFL's only lesbian footballer, Bryce Gibbs.
Bryce is a hero to many people in the community, and we think he would be a great ambassador for the Exers to promote an inclusive and tolerant image for our club.
We will be pulling out all stops to get Bryce on board this season, including a job working for my butt ugly son down at the box factory (maybe they will hook up??). A free pack of hair lackies, and councelling for being Milned. Jazny likes this
So watch this space loyal Exer followers, and let the ghost Dick, get you some lesbian action.
Bender_
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Bryce at the end of his first day at the box factory:
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Challenge #7 entry.
This year, as list manager of #TheExers, I'm going for a different tactic. Because obviously our offense is fine, but we have other needs to fill. And in the past, it seemed that Carlton just gave their best players away. Players that were proven goal scorers. It defies logic.
Now I gotta be honest, I'm all about job security. I don't know if the next exers recruit is going to be rolled gold so I'm setting my expectations way way way down low.
I'm really just looking for a role player this year. Maybe even our first choice sub.
Another thing you should know is that we watch every player, every year. We have files for every single player.
One player caught my mind, so I looked up his file.
Dylan Buckley.
Now it's pretty simple what we're looking at here. Not only does he display all of these terrible attributes, but he's also a shit footballer.
"Supreme Leader, why would you even consider this embryonic-like human?"
Here's where that exers logic rears its head. You see, if the exers pick up arguably the worst player in Carlton's side, the potential and scope for improvement will be off the charts. I'm talking turning this spud from a 2/10 player to a 6/10, well, I'm not gonna say superstar but he could carve himself out a bit of a fan favourite role.
And I have to look after my own brand. I'll be known as the list manager who took this quivering foetus and turned him into the leagues best depth player. Maybe even super-sub!
He'll love it. We have a shed he can live in.
As long as I'm known up there with the great Adrian Dodoro then I can die happy.
This year, as list manager of #TheExers, I'm going for a different tactic. Because obviously our offense is fine, but we have other needs to fill. And in the past, it seemed that Carlton just gave their best players away. Players that were proven goal scorers. It defies logic.
Now I gotta be honest, I'm all about job security. I don't know if the next exers recruit is going to be rolled gold so I'm setting my expectations way way way down low.
I'm really just looking for a role player this year. Maybe even our first choice sub.
Another thing you should know is that we watch every player, every year. We have files for every single player.
One player caught my mind, so I looked up his file.
Dylan Buckley.
Now it's pretty simple what we're looking at here. Not only does he display all of these terrible attributes, but he's also a shit footballer.
"Supreme Leader, why would you even consider this embryonic-like human?"
Here's where that exers logic rears its head. You see, if the exers pick up arguably the worst player in Carlton's side, the potential and scope for improvement will be off the charts. I'm talking turning this spud from a 2/10 player to a 6/10, well, I'm not gonna say superstar but he could carve himself out a bit of a fan favourite role.
And I have to look after my own brand. I'll be known as the list manager who took this quivering foetus and turned him into the leagues best depth player. Maybe even super-sub!
He'll love it. We have a shed he can live in.
As long as I'm known up there with the great Adrian Dodoro then I can die happy.
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