Off-topic Bay Survivor 2017 - Good Bloke Island Edition - Congratulations Richoatthedisco!

[Kangaroos4eva]

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make your ******* mind up, with these sort of statements you couldnt even organise a Mazda raffle...

A critic aye,

Original challenge has been updated to one winner per team.

 

[Dinsdale]

“Challenge #3 entry.”
Dear Diary. Yes me again. Still on the Island. No-one has stolen my sandwiches yet so I havent had to murder anyone. Yet.
This week the flogs in charge say we have to think up a name for the dickheads on the other tribe. No videos, no clever (stupid) photochops, just a diary entry. I dont know how they read my diary anyway since I hide it in a dead hippo from a couple of years ago, the one next to bombres2003 old gimp-cave.

So I thought for a few seconds and the first thing was maybe name them using the first initials of their names. CrawJerks. they are Jerks for sure, and some of the things they say stick in the craw, but no.

Name them after their personal habits? Not sure if w***ers/flickers is censored here, so that wont work. Go the aussie way and name them opposite to what they are? The Fantastically Attractive Totally Terrific Imaginative Einsteins? Heh, FATTIES...

But no they are the Norf Tribe. The tin rattlers? No thats Rihcmunt. The Mazda Raffles? No, they wont get it. Hang on, the person who thinks he is in charge of this whole thing is a Norf supporter - and the other tribe is the NORF tribe! And so far it has been obvious they are getting preferential treatment over us poor Soufs...we'll probably get relocated or sold to a Doctor or something soon...

What to call their tribe?
They are a bunch of suck holes.
Kissed on the dicks.

I hearby name them "Kissed on the Dicks"

 

[A Cut Above]

Get ******.

Don't take this the wrong way Two Face, but you're a lying piece of shit and If I were you'd I'd be watching my back pretty closely for the rest of Survivor. Hard to imagine anyone being dumb enough to trust you after your devious scheming machinations have been exposed for all to see.

 

[Le Grille]

Don't take this the wrong way Two Face, but you're a lying piece of shit and If I were you'd I'd be watching my back pretty closely for the rest of Survivor. Hard to imagine anyone being dumb enough to trust you after your devious scheming machinations have been exposed for all to see.

 

[El Dubya]

Challenge #3 Entry:

After witnessing a fairly quality melt from a certain member of my tribe who was exited from the island in less than glorious circumstances I would like to see a repeat of that melt. As everybody knows Anchorman was a great film, but clearly, with the lack of professionalism under the lead of Ron Burgundy, the Channel 4 News Team was far more efficient and informative once he had been fired for telling the entirety of San Diego to "go **** themselves".

I see Team Norf as in a very similar situation:



You see William Wonka pining over his lost leader and crushed that he can no longer fantasise about him on a daily basis,


craffles too brain addled from eating volumes of cheese to realise that anything has changed,


and Floyd, trying to hold together these two mental short people in order to keep the group vaguely functioning.

This is why with the loss of our defacto leader, who will hopefully return in some capacity, we should be renamed
The Channel 4 News Team.


In addition:

Chappyuk is the flog who kicked Baxter off the bridge,


and Brain Power is Baxter, clearly the smartest of the bunch.

 

[A Cut Above]

Challenge #3 Entry:

After witnessing a fairly quality melt from a certain member of my tribe who was exited from the island in less than glorious circumstances I would like to see a repeat of that melt. As everybody knows Anchorman was a great film, but clearly, with the lack of professionalism under the lead of Ron Burgundy, the Channel 4 News Team was far more efficient and informative once he had been fired for telling the entirety of San Diego to "go **** themselves".

I see Team Norf as in a very similar situation:


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You see William Wonka pining over his lost leader and crushed that he can no longer fantasise about him on a daily basis,

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craffles too brain addled from eating volumes of cheese to realise that anything has changed,

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and Floyd, trying to hold together these two mental short people in order to keep the group vaguely functioning.

This is why with the loss of our defacto leader, who will hopefully return in some capacity, we should be renamed
The Channel 4 News Team.


In addition:
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Chappyuk is the flog who kicked Baxter off the bridge,

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and Brain Power is Baxter, clearly the smartest of the bunch.

Oh **** you mate. ****. You.

 

[Dinsdale]

Challenge #3 Entry:

After witnessing a fairly quality melt from a certain member of my tribe who was exited from the island in less than glorious circumstances I would like to see a repeat of that melt. As everybody knows Anchorman was a great film, but clearly, with the lack of professionalism under the lead of Ron Burgundy, the Channel 4 News Team was far more efficient and informative once he had been fired for telling the entirety of San Diego to "go **** themselves".
<snip>.

funny, but ultimately a FAIL as you are supposed to name the other tribe not your own !

quoted as K4E has been known to change the facts...

<snip>, your entry will create a name for the opposing tribe.<snip>.

 

[El Dubya]

funny, but ultimately a FAIL as you are supposed to name the other tribe not your own !

quoted as K4E has been known to change the facts...

Yeah, my alliance just pointed that out in a PM. Oh dear.

 

[William Wonka]

funny, but ultimately a FAIL as you are supposed to name the other tribe not your own !

quoted as K4E has been known to change the facts...

Its just Dubya waving his impunity idol in your face.
Ive got an impunity idol too.
I might just write a nice scone recipe as my entry.

 

[Dinsdale]

Its just Dubya waving his impunity idol in your face.
Ive got an impunity idol too.
I might just write a nice scone recipe as my entry.

Nice but he's not that clever in public, behind the scenes in the alliances though, oh boy, wat a brain!!

 

[William Wonka]

Nice but he's not that clever in public, behind the scenes in the alliances though, oh boy, wat a brain!!

Of course!
Hes a member of team 'Kissed on the dick'.
All our brain sizes are only dwarfed by the size of our genitalia ( the Lady of our group being the exception to this rule of course)

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

funny, but ultimately a FAIL as you are supposed to name the other tribe not your own !

quoted as K4E has been known to change the facts...

Haven't changed shit, outside fixing an error from copying and pasting the terms and conditions from Starburns_ team challenge from last year, but keep on bitching it up over a typo.

 

[El Dubya]

Haven't changed shit, outside fixing an error from copying and pasting the terms and conditions from Starburns_ team challenge from last year, but keep on bitching it up over a typo.

Can you change it to benefit me please? Will chug norf goo for preferential treatment.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Can you change it to benefit me please? Will chug norf goo for preferential treatment.

You already got rid of Bosk, not much more I can do to help.

 

[JoseMourinho]

Called out lmao

 

[richoatthedisco]

Haven't changed shit, outside fixing an error from copying and pasting the terms and conditions from Starburns_ team challenge from last year, but keep on bitching it up over a typo.

You already got rid of Bosk, not much more I can do to help.

Probst-level slapdown!

 

[A Cut Above]

You already got rid of Bosk, not much more I can do to help.

Isn't that an interesting choice of words. AFL may not be the only competition around there that's hopelessly compromised.

#JusticeForBosk

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Isn't that an interesting choice of words. AFL may not be the only competition around there that's hopelessly compromised.

#JusticeForBosk

You got me, I'm trying to get Chappy the win.

 

[Dinsdale]

Haven't changed shit, outside fixing an error from copying and pasting the terms and conditions from Starburns_ team challenge from last year, but keep on bitching it up over a typo.

now the organiser is Milting... Starbumns never did that...

 

[Dinsdale]

Probst-level slapdown!

crawler... looks like my name for you guys is appropriate

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

now the organiser is Milting... Starbumns never did that...

Responding to a post constitutes a melt nowadays, looks like someone has been spending a little bit too much time with tazhawk.

Now whinging over a typo 12 hours later, now that is melty.

 

[Dinsdale]

Responding to a post constitutes a melt nowadays, looks like someone has been spending a little bit too much time with tazhawk.

Now whinging over a typo 12 hours later, now that is melty.

nice edit melter good to see I can still troll you even though the Island Organiser is supposed to be above this petty banter.

#survivorWasBetterWithStarbums_

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

nice edit melter good to see I can still troll you even though the Island Organiser is supposed to be above this petty banter.

#survivorWasBetterWithStarbums_

Keep on melting, it's beautiful.

 

[Dinsdale]

Keep on melting, it's beautiful.

I'll stop taunting you now, your responses are making a mockery of this serious competition.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

I'll stop taunting you now, your responses are making a mockery of this serious competition.