Off-topic Bay Survivor 2017 - Good Bloke Island Edition - Congratulations Richoatthedisco!
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craffles
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A year on from finishing the ultimate training centre at Cockburn (complete with waterslides) Fremantle are relocating their home playing ground in 2018 to the new Perth Stadium, and leaving behind their precious Subiaco Oval aka Boo-biaco oval.
What do ****burn and Boobiaco have in common? Anatomy. I've taken inspiration from their 2017 training and home grounds to create the ultimate cheat ground out of Perth Stadium. The new Perth Stadium has already been named after Optus, so Freo are instead usingWooshette everyone's favourite anatomy to put off the opposition - lots of t***ies.
Diagram of the Perth Stadium layout:
1. Center Circles
Two center circles have been placed side by side to resemble a nice pair of melons. The captain that wins the toss at the start of the game also gets to choose which circle is used for the game, depending on if they prefer to go for the left or the right.
2. Dockers Bench
It's just the same as a normal bench, but comfier, and roomier, and perfectly suited for a professional AFL competition.
3. Away Team Bench
We have procured a couple of bench seats from the stands of Subiaco Oval for the use of the away team. The uncomfortable wood is perfect for sitting on while resting players receive lap dances from the lovely ladies of the local retirement village.
4. Away Team Goals
A good goalkicker needs a good distraction. The away team goals will now be manned by poledancers during set shots. The girls will be highlighted by a set of 7 strobe lights situated behind the goals, made even more effective for the epileptics on the field.
5. Umpires
Umpire outfits have evolved over the years from doctor's coats, hats, pink, fluro, the same colour as one of the teams, but still players continue to run into them. We've managed to procure special outfits for any umpires officiating at Freo's Perth Oval games:
5. Cheerleaders
We're bringing back the good old days of cheerleaders, who will be dancing all around the ground for the entire duration of the game. And not just any cheerleaders - the BASEketball cheerleaders.
FAQ:
Why are we doing this? To distract the opposition team. They'll never know where there man is, or keep their eyes on the ball, when there's plenty of juggs to look at around the ground.
Who's going to pay for the new staff? The players of course! We've arranged for all opposition team's match payments to be paid upfront, in cash, for them to hand out during the game as they see fit.
Won't the Freo players get distracted to? That's our secret weapon. We've drafted and developed the ultimate player for the ultimate cheat ground. A player who's eyes are on the balls. A player who prefers their puppies to be baby dogs, their funbags to be bags of footballs, their dirty pillows to be in the wash. A player who can single handedly win a game, even if they're the only player paying attention to the game. That player is the one and only Nat "NTTAWWT" Fyfe
A year on from finishing the ultimate training centre at Cockburn (complete with waterslides) Fremantle are relocating their home playing ground in 2018 to the new Perth Stadium, and leaving behind their precious Subiaco Oval aka Boo-biaco oval.
What do ****burn and Boobiaco have in common? Anatomy. I've taken inspiration from their 2017 training and home grounds to create the ultimate cheat ground out of Perth Stadium. The new Perth Stadium has already been named after Optus, so Freo are instead using
Diagram of the Perth Stadium layout:
1. Center Circles
Two center circles have been placed side by side to resemble a nice pair of melons. The captain that wins the toss at the start of the game also gets to choose which circle is used for the game, depending on if they prefer to go for the left or the right.
2. Dockers Bench
It's just the same as a normal bench, but comfier, and roomier, and perfectly suited for a professional AFL competition.
3. Away Team Bench
We have procured a couple of bench seats from the stands of Subiaco Oval for the use of the away team. The uncomfortable wood is perfect for sitting on while resting players receive lap dances from the lovely ladies of the local retirement village.
4. Away Team Goals
A good goalkicker needs a good distraction. The away team goals will now be manned by poledancers during set shots. The girls will be highlighted by a set of 7 strobe lights situated behind the goals, made even more effective for the epileptics on the field.
5. Umpires
Umpire outfits have evolved over the years from doctor's coats, hats, pink, fluro, the same colour as one of the teams, but still players continue to run into them. We've managed to procure special outfits for any umpires officiating at Freo's Perth Oval games:
5. Cheerleaders
We're bringing back the good old days of cheerleaders, who will be dancing all around the ground for the entire duration of the game. And not just any cheerleaders - the BASEketball cheerleaders.
FAQ:
Why are we doing this? To distract the opposition team. They'll never know where there man is, or keep their eyes on the ball, when there's plenty of juggs to look at around the ground.
Who's going to pay for the new staff? The players of course! We've arranged for all opposition team's match payments to be paid upfront, in cash, for them to hand out during the game as they see fit.
Won't the Freo players get distracted to? That's our secret weapon. We've drafted and developed the ultimate player for the ultimate cheat ground. A player who's eyes are on the ball
I am even disgusted in myself for coming up with that idea
Lord_Flashheart
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Kangaroos4eva im away this week so will struggle to be able to get in here. I will just have to be lumped into voting pool.
If I get some time I’ll put up some responses as needed (if I don’t get booted in the meantime)
Jesus even doing this message was a pain in the arse
If I get some time I’ll put up some responses as needed (if I don’t get booted in the meantime)
Jesus even doing this message was a pain in the arse
Stronzo
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I bet you had time to watch pr0n.
Lord_Flashheart
Chicken Twisty Epicurean
You been checking my search history?
Lord_Flashheart
Chicken Twisty Epicurean
Incidentally, why are step mums a thing now? My stepmother was a cow, I wouldnt **** her with any of your dicks.
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Deserves it's own thread.
El Dubya
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My parents are both campaigners, so when they finally admitted they hated each other I never got any step parents. I think my dad visited hookers though. Certainly watched a lot of pr0n, sometimes disturbingly "teenage" pr0n. He was a weird guy.
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Take it to the pr0n thread
craffles
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A Cut Above
🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆 in my lifetime 😁
According to rumor the Handbaggers are planning to vote as a bloc & are desperately trying to convince others to vote me off this round. 
craffles
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strange tactic to put a target on ur back b0sk
A Cut Above
🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆 in my lifetime 😁
Submitting a high-quality challenge entry = mod ball cupping? Gosh I had no idea K4E was a Bay13 mod.
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You or the porno?
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Five minutes is traditionally all that's needed I believe.
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A few tried a similar thing to that last off season...
They lost.
I like to treat myself to a bit of foreplay.
