Rumour Beams coming on heavy, hot and strong (Beams & picks 41 & 44 for 18, 56, COL's 2019 1st rd)

[jonnobackpocket]

*if

 

[Lace Out]

So if it's about being in Melbourne why does he need to nominate Collingwood?

It’s a perfect world thing which makes you think he’ll finish his time at Brisbane quite happily

 

[The Mellow Johnies]

It may happen, it may not. Either way I am intrigued that there is still consideration to being shocked or surprised.

This is going to be a fun place to hang around IF Beams actually requests a trade.

We already know he is leaving in 2020 and we already know he would agree to a trade earlier IF the Lions instigated it, for fair value.

Nothing else has changed and both the club and the player do not need to respond to every attempt from the media to control the AFL landscape.

Media getting exactly what the media requires to survive this past week.

Apologies in advance for offending anyone, a bit jumpy around here.

Final point before I slink off into obscurity again, the comments about it being 'too distracting, are humorous. Too distracting for who? You? That's a shame.

 

[Bazcore]

When there is running commentary regarding a high profile players status it has often been a distraction for clubs.

The last thing any club wants is a player on their list who isn't 100% vested. Plenty of examples

 

[winged1]

No one cares he shaved his head. It has been highlighted (by fans and Fagan) as one of many indicators that him potentially wanting a trade is a surprise.

i recently shaved my balls, doesnt mean i want to support st kilda.

 

[The Bear]

How do you shave balls? That's a rhetorical question, btw.

 

[winged1]

Hold up, you're talking about our first round picks and not mentioning players like Berry, Bailey, Cameron, Starc & Hipwood?

Yes because only first round picks can be any good.

 

[Dodongo]

For Dodongo you have to take the plural out and Dodongo did that too.

 

[dlanod]

How do you shave balls? That's a rhetorical question, btw.

Very carefully.

 

[winged1]

How do you shave balls? That's a rhetorical question, btw.

You go to a balinese place that says shave and a haircut 100k rupiah. That is the price for not being specific.

 

[winged1]

Do they flatten them out before shaving?

Shit is getting weird. Short answer yes.

Edit sort of sorry i started this.

To the more sensitive members of the forum i apologise.

To the more hirsute members i empathise.

 

[The Bear]

millennials....

 

[Tom14]

News I guess:

 

[Dodongo]

How do you shave balls? That's a rhetorical question, btw.

Dodongo thinks waxing would be safer

 

[Mr Ripper]

News I guess:

“pre-madonna”

 

[Tom14]

News I guess:

Reading between the lines of this report (if it is true) I'd say Connors or D'Orazio will be on trade radio tomorrow to take the questions and duck around the issue without making an 'official' trade request.

 

[Haso]

“pre-madonna”

Like, the Go-gos?

 

[Football Pope]

Like, the Go-gos?

Earlier..

 

[Mr Ripper]

Like, the Go-gos?

 

[The Bear]

Beamsy....the melancholy is coming out in me.

 

[SRH17]

Sorry, but forget this crap about Collingwood being where his support network is. If he wanted to do the right thing by the football club that has done nothing but the right thing for him, he wouldn’t nominate one club. This even goes to us keeping Claye on the list. I know for a fact that this kept a promising young footballer off our list and resulted in him getting picked up by Melbourne. All he wanted was to play for the Lions.

 

[patfullfankezz]

Wake us up before you go go,
Don't leave us hanging on like a yo-yo.
Wake us up before you go go,
We don't want to miss it when you win a flag
Wake us up before you go go,
'Cause we're not planning on going solo in the midfield.
Wake us up before you go go,
Tell us if you wanna trade.

 

[Haso]

Beamsy....the melancholy is coming out in me.

Just to derail a little further

 

[winged1]

Wake us up before you go go,
Don't leave us hanging on like a yo-yo.
Wake us up before you go go,
We don't want to miss it when you win a flag
Wake us up before you go go,
'Cause we're not planning on going solo in the midfield.
Wake us up before you go go,
Tell us if you wanna trade.

Never do that again.

 

[patfullfankezz]

Never do that again.

Made me giggle, and given the situation...