Rumour Best football related rumour you have heard from someone you trust

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[ChesterTreasure]

I was in a rehab facility with a west coast premiership player....he was getting tennis balls thrown over the fence with his poison of choice, bless him!!

unfortunately our drugs of choice were different so I never got to play a game of tennis with him.

Was he still close to his playing weight by then or had he blown up ?

 

[matthew_s]

Was he still close to his playing weight by then or had he blown up ?

Did he have all his fingers?

 

[Carl Spackler]

 

[Tbonefreo]

The gay rumours are rife with a certain vic player. Busted in the HUB

 

[Devington]

The gay rumours are rife with a certain vic player. Busted in the HUB

Who were they busting in?

 

[Sainter3and7]

Sad to hear about Curnow. Always like to see players on the park, and he's missed a lot...

 

[Pistol Night]

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Is this legit?

 

[TwiggleyFanClub]

Is this legit?

Close enough. Right patella, according to CFC web site.

 

[Percy2257]

The gay rumours are rife with a certain vic player. Busted in the HUB

Gay rumours, of their nature, are always rife. Why are you posting that c***. Either give us a name of STFU.

 

[Nebular]

Gay rumours, of their nature, are always rife. Why are you posting that c***. Either give us a name of STFU.

Does anyone really care what people prefer to rub their genitals on these days?

 

[Prince27]

Did he have all his fingers?

8 Fingers
2 Thumbs
1 Brownlow

 

[Atomboy]

Huh, that explains why my dog found a tennis ball and started running around like Benny Cousins...

13 days straight and he still hasn’t dropped the ball !

 

[Tbonefreo]

Gay rumours, of their nature, are always rife. Why are you posting that c***. Either give us a name of STFU.

I literally made it up

 

[cherrypie]

I literally made it up

Wow that was hilarious mate. Step aside Jerry Seinfeld, this is peak comedy

PS. I see you've liked this and sincerely hope you have enough awareness to realise I'm taking the piss. Based on your joke though, I'm not confident

 

[Trucker Tiger]

Have just applied for a ball boy job at the Australian Open. Willing to work for free

White line fever.

 

[Andronicus]

Wow that was hilarious mate. Step aside Jerry Seinfeld, this is peak comedy

PS. I see you've liked this and sincerely hope you have enough awareness to realise I'm taking the piss. Based on your joke though, I'm not confident

Wait.....

Are you referencing Seinfeld as the peak of comedy? Thats some messed up shit. I had more laughs at my grandmother's funeral than I get from that poor excuse for a comedian.

 

[matthew_s]

Wait.....

Are you referencing Seinfeld as the peak of comedy? Thats some messed up sh*t. I had more laughs at my grandmother's funeral than I get from that poor excuse for a comedian.

Trust an essendon supporter to get his LOL's at a relative's funeral.

 

[Beerfish]

Wait.....

Are you referencing Seinfeld as the peak of comedy? Thats some messed up sh*t. I had more laughs at my grandmother's funeral than I get from that poor excuse for a comedian.

 

[00Stinger]

Wait.....

Are you referencing Seinfeld as the peak of comedy? Thats some messed up sh*t. I had more laughs at my grandmother's funeral than I get from that poor excuse for a comedian.

 

[Sea fog]

No Cookies | Herald Sun

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www.heraldsun.com.au

So this confirms a rumour I reported a couple of years back about Dean being a cross-dresser. Now he is officially transitioning into a woman and Dani is her new name.

 

[Mudman85]

AFL power couple get engaged

Former West Coast Eagle Keegan Brooksby and Seven sports presenter Abbey Holmes had been at Uluru when he dropped to one knee.

www.perthnow.com.au

Not really a rumour but who is Keegan Brooksby? Apparently part of a power couple? She has powerful thighs but that’s about it

 

[matthew_s]

AFL power couple get engaged

Former West Coast Eagle Keegan Brooksby and Seven sports presenter Abbey Holmes had been at Uluru when he dropped to one knee.

www.perthnow.com.au

Not really a rumour but who is Keegan Brooksby? Apparently part of a power couple? She has powerful thighs but that’s about it

hah, played ZERO games for West Coast...current hawk...good work Perth now.

 

[simba_]

i heard there's a straight player at one of the WA clubs

 

[blueboy25]

hah, played ZERO games for West Coast...current hawk...good work Perth now.

So are they wrong to say former West Coast?

I am sure the Herald Sun would have the headline of Hawthorn player Keegan Brooksby

31

Keegan Brooksby

Age

34

Ht

197cm

Wt

105kg

Pos.

F/R

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.0

3star

K

5.9

2star

HB

6.1

4star

M

3.3

3star

T

3.4

5star

G

0.2

2star

No current season stats available

D

7.0

2star

K

3.8

2star

HB

3.2

3star

M

2.4

3star

T

2.4

4star

G

0.6

3star

or the Gold Coast news or whatever its called would have the headline as former GC sun Keegan Brooksby

31

Keegan Brooksby

Age

34

Ht

197cm

Wt

105kg

Pos.

F/R

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.0

3star

K

5.9

2star

HB

6.1

4star

M

3.3

3star

T

3.4

5star

G

0.2

2star

No current season stats available

D

7.0

2star

K

3.8

2star

HB

3.2

3star

M

2.4

3star

T

2.4

4star

G

0.6

3star

 

[LuvtheKangas]

So are they wrong to say former West Coast?

I am sure the Herald Sun would have the headline of Hawthorn player Keegan Brooksby

31

Keegan Brooksby

Age

34

Ht

197cm

Wt

105kg

Pos.

F/R

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.0

3star

K

5.9

2star

HB

6.1

4star

M

3.3

3star

T

3.4

5star

G

0.2

2star

No current season stats available

D

7.0

2star

K

3.8

2star

HB

3.2

3star

M

2.4

3star

T

2.4

4star

G

0.6

3star

or the Gold Coast news or whatever its called would have the headline as former GC sun Keegan Brooksby

31

Keegan Brooksby

Age

34

Ht

197cm

Wt

105kg

Pos.

F/R

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.0

3star

K

5.9

2star

HB

6.1

4star

M

3.3

3star

T

3.4

5star

G

0.2

2star

No current season stats available

D

7.0

2star

K

3.8

2star

HB

3.2

3star

M

2.4

3star

T

2.4

4star

G

0.6

3star

It was weird that the reports were all originally calling him Luke Brooksby - is that his alternative name or did they just f*** up?