Best Nickname you've heard?

[bourbons]

i played Footy in the Bush and one of the team mates nickname was "lowline".

This was given to him by the coach due to the fact he was going out with the Coaches Daughter and her "frank" assessment of his sexual performance.

lol

Always loved the good ol' 'showbag', most clubs use that for someone I guess

 

[NorWest Bomber]

John Worsfold- "The Koran" -No f***er knows how to read it or him.

 

[Illinois Nazi]

I used to play with "The Cone" - he was only out there for the other team to run around.

 

[Pessimistic]

brett heady: jobby

Wasnt he called tampon ? In the team one week, out injured for three

 

[TwisTz]

We call Farren Ray - "Ferret"

To be honest, I'd rather be called Ferret than Farren. What kind of name is Farren anyway

 

[al ain pie]

former essendon two's player, sri lankan ruckman Enrico Misso. My mate used to call him 'neville concrete' after the concrete aboriginal in Kingswood Country.

 

[BigA.G]

tarken lockyer - sheephead

 

[Dunnas]

i like a few current ones at geelong

corey enright - boris
josh hunt - hose...massive dong apparently
james kelly -napolian dynamite
joel corey - smithy...2 first names so they gave him a last name
ryan gamble - vegas - look at his last name, i really like this one
steve johnson - dog or cheesey...dunno why
scott simpson - OJ ...oj simpson
tom hawkins - tommahawk
mark blake and adam donohue get called rodney and larry which i find a tad funny
milburn - dasher
wojcinski - bomber

I'd always wondered if Wojcinski was known as Bomber at all around the footy club. I went to school with him and everyone just called him Bomber back then but I figured with Bomber Thompson already being coach they'd have just stuck to other things like Monica and Wojac.

 

[Sydney_Malakellis]

An even better one I heard from a Tigers fan when we played you guys



Kane Petrified

A Richmond mate of mine dubbed Kane Pettifer as Kane Pathetica.

Always liked that

 

[ripitup27]

Kane Tenace - Blackjack...love that one.