Big Fish ?...Hawthorn trade news and targets thread(not for trade hypotheticals)

[Restricted Free Agent]

Impey seems to be a surname for quite a few famous fishermen

As a vegetarian I would have no idea but if you say so then... ok...
This was a waste of a post.

 

[Smooth Banana]

There you have it folks, our not so big fish...
Jarman Impey. The club seems quite content, which is a good thing. We already have ready-made big inclusions in Rioli and ...who cares. Rioli will be back guys. With Cyril and the rest making a return, we will be back to kickin ass in no time.

Very very happy with Impey. The kid has speed and skills you can't teach. Apparently he has poor disposals and doesn't get enough of it? That's all I'm hearing from non Hawthorn types. Doggie work colleague tells me Dogs are getting Impey cause of Trengove. I'm like oh man I like him, I actually said that's the type Hawks need. Next minute, Impey to Hawks. Dazza be like, ye Impeys ok but hardly touches the ball. Hilarious. It's not just on bigfooty folks, this shit is real. With all the recent success, Hawks have become the hated Manchester United of the AFL.

Impey is just a kid, I feel we just picked up a vital role player for the next 7-8 years. Time will tell.

P.s. I like that he is not injury prone. Will slot straight into our 22 and add that speed if nothing else.

 

[Strapping Young Lad]

Reckon it’s time to roll into the 2018 thread now.