Bluemour Melting Pot XXVII

[RPCB]

Should have seen me try to post it...

One of the greatest comedians ever.

 

[Mike D]

Seriously looks like PSD for Saad. Anything to screw Dodoro. I'm sure we'd have a few allies with similar thoughts. Why this hasn't been done before now, I don't know. Time to take him out

 

[BigFish25]

At this point surely we give up on saad as Essendon are difficult to deal with and throw the kitchen sink at Melbourne for Oliver

Offer pick 8 & 2021 future first for Oliver - adds class to the midfield and takes the pressure off Cripps each week

Offer lions 3rd pick for Alex witherden

23

Alex Witherden

Age

26

Ht

188cm

Wt

85kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

20.7

5star

K

15.2

5star

HB

5.5

4star

M

6.2

5star

T

1.8

4star

MG

386.5

5star

D

13.0

3star

K

10.0

4star

HB

3.0

2star

M

7.0

5star

T

0.0

1star

MG

201.0

3star

D

24.0

5star

K

15.4

5star

HB

8.6

5star

M

5.8

5star

T

2.2

4star

MG

380.2

5star

- perfect replacement for simo and uses the footy well from HB

 

[GoBlues!]

Austin's patience is getting tested (again) after Dodo's latest rejection of our offer...

 

[TwiggleyFanClub]

One of the greatest comedians ever.

Yeah the comedy on my side was purely unintentional.

 

[LanceRomance]

Jon Ralph:

The Demons are keen to add to their midfield rather than dilute it and have rebuffed all interest in Clayton Oliver

13

Clayton Oliver

Age

27

Ht

189cm

Wt

88kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

27.8

5star

K

9.5

4star

HB

18.4

5star

M

3.2

3star

T

6.3

5star

CL

6.3

5star

D

25.1

5star

K

11.1

4star

HB

14.0

5star

M

3.6

4star

T

5.6

5star

CL

5.9

5star

D

19.2

5star

K

4.6

2star

HB

14.6

5star

M

2.0

3star

T

4.4

5star

CL

3.8

5star

and Angus Brayshaw

10

Angus Brayshaw

Age

28

Ht

188cm

Wt

90kg

Pos.

D/M

Career

Season

Last 5

D

19.7

5star

K

11.1

4star

HB

8.6

5star

M

3.7

4star

T

4.3

5star

MG

233.5

4star

D

15.5

4star

K

7.7

3star

HB

7.8

4star

M

2.0

2star

T

3.2

4star

MG

233.5

4star

D

11.4

3star

K

8.2

4star

HB

3.2

3star

M

3.4

4star

T

5.6

5star

, also re-signing Jack Viney

7

Jack Viney

Age

30

Ht

179cm

Wt

93kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

22.1

5star

K

9.4

4star

HB

12.6

5star

M

2.8

3star

T

5.7

5star

CL

5.0

5star

D

21.8

5star

K

10.3

4star

HB

11.5

5star

M

2.5

3star

T

4.5

5star

CL

5.0

5star

D

13.4

4star

K

8.6

4star

HB

4.8

4star

M

2.6

3star

T

3.4

5star

CL

3.6

5star

and ex-captain Nathan Jones.

Rebuffed all interest... Have they rebuffed all offers?

 

[PumpyChowdown]

Dodo apparently asking for Zac Williams as part of the Saad trade.

 

[CJMB]

If the Saad deal does drag out and require mediation, surely that means it’s gone so late that it’s f***** Dodo’s plans with one or both of Dunkley and Caldwell.

Given their restrictions on trading/using 1sts, this might get very difficult to achieve otherwise. Caldwell maybe gets done for a F2 (and something?) if GWS cave, but it’s hard to see the Dunkley one getting through.

That’d be pretty funny. Dodo forcing it to mediation because he’s a stubborn prick who wants to have a big win every deal, then misses out on his own targets due to the deadline, even though possibly having the assets to make those trades after the conclusion of the period.

 

[ITCHY EYEBALLS]

How the day went for me, Austin and Dildo ......

woke up this morning surprisingly chipper and optimistic at the crack of dawn ....

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with my morning coffee at hand I strode to my computer .....

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By 10 am I was like .......

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11 am .........


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By 11.59 I be like .......

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Meanwhile at 10 am Austin calls Dodo with as fair a deal for both sides he can muster .....

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Meanwhile Dodo be like .......

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At this point Austin realises Dodo does not have all his marbles ....

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Dodo upon hearing the phone slammed down on him .....

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Me by 3 pm with no good oil from the ITK ......

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Calling upon all the footy gods for Austin to give a big F YOU to Dodo, deal with other clubs and come away with this .....

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Whilst in the process doing this to Dodo ......

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meanwhile right now I’m like this waiting for the good oil from the ITKs

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But when I cast my thoughts to Dodo once again screwing this trade period for everyone I be like .....

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If I had one wish it would be that Dodo came out of trade week looking like this ....

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meanwhile sad but true but all day tomorrow I’ll be like .....

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hoping that when all is done and Austin puts down the phone he be like ....

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KohPhi seems as though Blueballs38 is after your title.
I suggest head over to the Thunderdome for a gif off.

 

[Bronze]

Maybe Dodo would like pick 8 for Saad and get Caldwell in the PSD.

 

[reubsblues]

 

[Brackets]

Still shocked that no journo has run with the Oliver mail if it's true.

Melbourne won't entertain it if it's leaked. All parties going to great lengths to ensure this doesn't happen.

In fact even if a suitable deal can be reached, don't be surprised should we still see Oliver pull on a Melbourne guernsey and run out with his former teammates next year, as we anticipate this should safeguard against the media getting wind of it.

 

[carlton09]

Latest info:
Waiting on Ess to budge (which they will) and accept our offer of pick 8 and a future 3rd
Future 2nd back our way to be used for Fogarty.
Williams Saad Fogarty. Club happy to walk away Thursday night with that
Oliver 2021

 

[FairKouta]

Ok so fek the scum and dedero

 

[Stickitupthem]

If I was an oppo club, in addition to all the very good and sensible reasons which exist for not picking up a player you haven’t spoken to, conducted a medical with etc... there’d be a big part of me that’happy to bypass Saad and let him through to Carlton just to stick it to Dodo.

There wouldn’t be many clubs not being held up in getting their own business done thanks to his intransigence. Some collective action might be in order. In fact I wouldn’t be surprised if there isn’t ongoing communication between certain clubs around holding the line on deals.

FWIW I think the deal gets done, but it’s unbelievable the competition grinds to halt because of one club.

Saad needs to be across what we’re doing
Would be fantastic to see dildo explain to his minders why saad walked for free and the others fell over due to his constant uncooperative dealing eventually clubs will join secretly to screw his nostrils if they ha don’t already
Go Austin u Beauty don’t flinch

 

[carlton09]

Plan B in place
(SAAD PSD)

 

[Blue and Silver]

Fogarty for a future 2nd seems high.

Good player, but do we need him that much?

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[Salt Lake Cities]

Fogarty for a future 2nd would be pretty yuck

 

[ITCHY EYEBALLS]

Melbourne won't entertain it if it's leaked. All parties going to great lengths to ensure this doesn't happen.

In fact even if a suitable deal can be reached, don't be surprised should we still see Oliver pull on a Melbourne guernsey and run out with his former teammates next year, as we anticipate this should safeguard against the media getting wind of it.

But it’s already been leaked....otherwise we wouldn’t be discussing it

 

[carlton_99]

Latest info:
Waiting on Ess to budge (which they will) and accept our offer of pick 8 and a future 3rd
Future 2nd back our way to be used for Fogarty.
Williams Saad Fogarty. Club happy to walk away Thursday night with that
Oliver 2021

Wht's with this rating of Fogarty. He has played like 10 games in 3 years. Surely a future 3rd or even a fourth gets it done. Not sure why hed be worth anything more than 2MPeter who just went for a fourth rounder.

 

[jezza25]

im spending way too much time thinking about what Kemp will become. What do we have here? a bont? some strange Peter Dean / Wayne Johnston hybrid? we have no exposed form - just excitement, and it does impact on the way you think about the trade period, much more than the crowd who have underwhelmed thus far - Dow, LOB, Stocker, Cunningham, BamBam

Yeah I put a call out a couple of weeks ago about why all the excitement about Kemp. A guy that’s played zero games. But got no response. Why all the excitement ?

 

[smashbox gill]

can’t see Fogarty for future 2nd happening. That pick will be between pick 19-22.

a player who was picked up at 22 and been injured for the last 2 years wouldn’t cost that much.

 

[WeninRome]

Latest info:
Waiting on Ess to budge (which they will) and accept our offer of pick 8 and a future 3rd
Future 2nd back our way to be used for Fogarty.
Williams Saad Fogarty. Club happy to walk away Thursday night with that
Oliver 2021

Oliver 2021 makes a lot more sense.

 

[BoundbyKreuze]

Plan B in place
(SAAD PSD)

I like plan B better as Fogarty for future pick 20-26 is overs.

 

[WeninRome]

can’t see Fogarty for future 2nd happening. That pick will be between pick 19-22.

a player who was picked up at 22 and been injured for the last 2 years wouldn’t cost that much.

Perhaps it would be our future 2nd?