Bobby Coleman

[Footy Is The Win]

Nick Brownlow

 

[AvantGardener]

I can only assume Coleman will be a secondary award as after a 3peat leading goalkicker award will be renamed the Curnow

 

[V_23]

Hugh Jainus

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Curnow sounds like a good new name for the Norm Smith

Oh, wait... you have to play in the GF for that

 

[Cyclops]

The Curnow should be for highest goal tally vs bottom 4 sides.

 

[V_23]

The Curnow should be for highest goal tally vs bottom 4 sides.

You'd give up everything you have just to hear Charlie fart over a walkie talkie. Don't act.

 

[Cyclops]

You'd give up everything you have just to hear Charlie fart over a walkie talkie. Don't act.

...that's ah...pretty specific, is this some young person thing?

Not really into butt stuff honestly, I saw Curnow shit his shorts in a bunch of finals this year, I couldn't have rubbed one to that if I tried.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

You'd give up everything you have just to hear Charlie fart over a walkie talkie

lol. Bobby Hill kicked 8.3 in 3 finals

 

[V_23]

lol. Bobby Hill kicked 8.3 in 3 finals

Was he triple-teamed? Did anyone even know who he was, let alone go near him?

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

LOL

He's a forward, his job is to kick goals not make excuses

Here are the leading goalkickers from the 2023 finals series:



Where is Chuckles? Or any Tanker for that matter

This is why you're not as close to a flag as you think

 

[V_23]

LOL

He's a forward, his job is to kick goals not make excuses

Here are the leading goalkickers from the 2023 finals series:

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Where is Chuckles? Or any Tanker for that matter

This is why you're not as close to a flag as you think

And yet we still made a prelim. Going by that table, GWS or Brisbane would have won the flag. It's normal to be scared of our potential, I would be too if I wasn't a Carlton fan.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

You made a prelim for the first time in forever because the Dreamons are straight setters



Your H&A is also shit, not even in the top 9 for goals per game

But you have Colemans

 

[AvantGardener]

You made a prelim for the first time in forever because the Dreamons are straight setters

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Your H&A is also s**t, not even in the top 9 for goals per game

But you have Colemans

The more you post the more the smell of fear eminates around the Bay.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

The more you celebrate failing to make a GF, the harder reality is going to bite

Also it’s “emanate”

 

[AvantGardener]

Also it’s “emanate”

Momentous occasion you finally got me on something

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Momentous occasion you finally got me on something

...says the guy who thinks this is English:

Yeah look I will admit it was pretty home-erotic when I seen big Cox have his way with him

 

[V_23]

The more you celebrate failing to make a GF, the harder reality is going to bite

Also it’s “emanate”

Ema9

 

[zackah]

Saveloy Rockstar every time he sees someone misspell a word on the internet

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

zackah every time the Bummers fail to win a final

 

[zackah]

zackah every time the Bummers fail to win a final

I’m usually more drunk

 

[AvantGardener]

...says the guy who thinks this is English:

I wasn't chopping anything when I seen Cox do that so I refuse to use saw. I know English teachers will tell you saw is correct but much like smoking I believe its something future generations will look back on and say that was a mistake. Its a personal choice, not that I am unaware of English rules.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

I wasn't chopping anything when I seen Cox do that so I refuse to use saw

You chop with an axe, a knife or perhaps a cleaver - not a saw

 

[Cyclops]

LOL

He's a forward, his job is to kick goals not make excuses

Here are the leading goalkickers from the 2023 finals series:

View attachment 1906765

Where is Chuckles? Or any Tanker for that matter

This is why you're not as close to a flag as you think

Wait Mcstay scored more goals from less than half the game time?

This bloke Curnow is like a reverse Jamie Elliot, only scores when it doesn't matter.

Ema9

Classic. I love Stan and Lose Yourself .

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Wait Mcstay scored more goals from less than half the game time?

Their best forwards are Curnow, McKay and Owies... All averaged just 1 goal a game in finals

Bobby kicked more goals than the three of them combined

 

[AvantGardener]

You chop with an axe, a knife or perhaps a cleaver - not a saw

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