Brace yourselves for the Bob Murphy wankfest

[William Wonka]

Good to see you are grasping the use of tense. Are and were in two different posts.

Everything good about the Hawks is past tense ie were.

But in the here and now ie are, the Hawks are Richmond levels of shit.

In the 'here and now' Richmond are well above you on the ladder

 

[Doggies1972]

Neither is 2 flags in 100 years. One of them umpire assisted.

Think the Hawks fans have you when it comes to bragging about success somehow. But kudos for flying the flag.

And a Collingwood fan claiming to grasp the English language.
How does "are the benchmark relate to 100 years

He's always reminded me of a Raggedy Andy doll.

One of those guys that is lucky he played AFL otherwise he'd need to pay to get a root Tyreboyz style.

Being the good guy that he is, he would still would have chosen one of legal age.

 

[Footy Is The Win]

Bob Murphy reminds me of a piece of shit

 

[Doggies1972]

Bob Murphy reminds me of a piece of shit

Are you a shitologist, or just have experience exploring shit to reach this conclusion?

 

[Footy Is The Win]

Are you a shitologist, or just have experience exploring shit to reach this conclusion?

Ah, I think everybody knows what shit is, it's Bob Murphy.

 

[Collins-Langford-Ayres]

This fred needs more tears...

 

[GWBogan]

So when's the movie coming out?

 

[BRWB]

So when's the movie coming out?

After his post siren goal to beat GWS in the PF would be sweet. And then his Norm Smith to beat the Crows in the GF - he then gives Bev is Norm Smith medal and tongue kisses him....

 

[GWBogan]

After his post siren goal to beat GWS in the PF would be sweet. And then his Norm Smith to beat the Crows in the GF - he then gives Bev is Norm Smith medal and tongue kisses him....

So... never then.

 

[Doggies1972]

This fred needs more tears...

Not many hawks left on the bay to use this thread as their tissue.
Probably see more after 0 and 4 tomorrow.

 

[William Wonka]

Not many hawks left on the bay to use this thread as their tissue.
Probably see more after 0 and 4 tomorrow.View attachment 358250

Stick to trolling Stkilda with 2>1 fellas.
You're trying to have a dick measuring contest with a racehorse.

Back to Bob Murphy.
This tattoo would have to be one of the worst that the AFL has to offer (and thats up against some pretty stiff competition).
'Keep on truckin' Did he lose a bet? What a ****ing goose!

 

[GWBogan]

Stick to trolling Stkilda with 2>1 fellas.
You're trying to have a dick measuring contest with a racehorse.

Back to Bob Murphy.
This tattoo would have to be one of the worst that the AFL has to offer (and thats up against some pretty stiff competition).
'Keep on truckin' Did he lose a bet? What a ******* goose!
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Maybe he's a big Robert Harvey fan. That's a tattoo of Harvey, isn't it?

 

[Doggies1972]

Stick to trolling Stkilda with 2>1 fellas.
You're trying to have a dick measuring contest with a racehorse.

Back to Bob Murphy.
This tattoo would have to be one of the worst that the AFL has to offer (and thats up against some pretty stiff competition).
'Keep on truckin' Did he lose a bet? What a ******* goose!
View attachment 358256

The racehorse is about to be shot and turned into dog food.

 

[Gongswan]

They tried to get him on all those TV shows, but they couldn't get Bevo to stop humping his leg

 

[HumanMeatball]

How many times will we see him crying and getting an undeserved GF medal from Brokeback Bevo, then giving it back with more tears etc etc etc etc.

You know you feel the Murphy love inside you.

 

[David Schwarz]

How about we don't injury troll ACL's, deadbeats?

 

[charcoalchicken]

How many times will we see him crying and getting an undeserved GF medal from Brokeback Bevo, then giving it back with more tears etc etc etc etc.

At least he got a medal last year

 

[db swannie]

At least he got a medal last year

Should've given Scott West one and Brad Johnson while you're at it.

 

[Austin_McCrabbs]

Should've given Scott West one and Brad Johnson while you're at it.

If Johnno gets one, Rohan Smith has to get one

 

[db swannie]

If Johnno gets one, Rohan Smith has to get one

Yep, and will Minson! That is if he doesn't get one this year if they go B2Brokeback.

 

[Doggies1972]

 

[Xtreme]

Oh wait I thought

Yep, and will Minson! That is if he doesn't get one this year if they go B2Brokeback.

Doug Hawkins dislikes this

 

[charcoalchicken]

Yep, and will Minson! That is if he doesn't get one this year if they go B2Brokeback.

Kieran jack

*s******

 

[William Wonka]

How about we don't injury troll ACL's, deadbeats?

Have you deleted a shitload of posts?
One pretty inoffensive mention is all I could find in the whole thread.
Lots of talk about him being tearful and weird looking.
Is ugly an injury?

 

[SCRAY72]

Should have him on Dr Phil, on a special episode titled, "I can't stop crying!"

Josh Kennedy to do the sequel