Brayden 'flog' Maynard suspension watch

[FireKrakouer]

it wasn't a realistic attempt at anything - it was just Maynard showboating and doing his I'm a really really tough bloke and will make you earn it routine...

Wasn't realistic!? His hand missed the footy by about 1.25 nano meters - which is coincidentally the average penis length of male Carlton supporters!

 

[Drunkcat]

I hope the dog gets done, would be so funny

 

[Sqotty from office works]

Bradshaw just on news getting out of drivers seat of car.
Me think no concussion.
Just a hate Collingwood plot.

 

[QuietB]

deserves it- how Christian thought it wasnt even reportable - when blokes have been suspended all year for what used to be proper AFL tackles is beyond me...that was a late hit to teh head if nothing else.

It is not Christian's fault if the big wheel said "free to play"

Jeez you guys are unreasonable

 

[FlyingFortress]

No surprises he's getting defended in the media, but he clearly turns, tucks his arm in and nails Brayshaw. Could easily have taken a less destructive approach. Deserves weeks.

 

[FlyingFortress]

Wasn't realistic!? His hand missed the footy by about 1.25 nano meters - which is coincidentally the average penis length of male Carlton supporters!

I assume that figure is from your own research conducted in the Smith St portaloos

 

[FlyingFortress]

It’s every player’s responsibility to protect themselves

Good victim blaming. Don't think any player would expect to have another player come at them shoulder first after attempting a smother

 

[Footy Is The Win]

Wasn't realistic!? His hand missed the footy by about 1.25 nano meters - which is coincidentally the average penis length of male Carlton supporters!

I think you'll find they're shorter than that, if you can find 'em.

 

[FireKrakouer]

I assume that figure is from your own research conducted in the Smith St portaloos

Who told you!?

For most teams I used a ruler. But for Carlton fans I had to utilise AFM (atomic force microscopy). I'm not even trying to be mean here (oh who am I kidding) I just find the Carlton situation to be medically fascinating. The phenomenon was discussed at a recent G20 summit, baffling the world's greatest scientists.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Going by that logic, you support what Jim O'Dea then ?

The only person on the Bay who supports that campaigner is you

My view is Maynard's attempt was unrealistic...

lol

Good victim blaming

I was talking about Maynard you idiot

 

[JustaBattler]

Amazing how he goes from jump to shoulder into head huh?
what an afleete

 

[Footy Is The Win]

Amazing how he goes from jump to shoulder into head huh?
what an afleete

Go watch the netball

 

[Jazny]

Oh dear I didn't know so many people on the bay were so averse to physical contact! I nominated Bay 13 for SQOTY 2023.

 

[FireKrakouer]

Amazing how he goes from jump to shoulder into head huh?
what an afleete

Tell us again how it was "unrealistic"

 

[Stokey]

Tell us again how it was "unrealistic"

Mayard had no control over not hitting Brayshaw but he decided to turn and go in shoulder first, potentially ending a guy's career.

He has to go.

 

[carltonchelsea]

Chose to jump, feigned the impact, tried to convince the umps at the next quarter, “I’m a good boy”, Maynard, don’t play fair, see ya campaigner.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Oh dear I didn't know so many people on the bay were so averse to physical contact! I nominated Bay 13 for SQOTY 2023.

Big Footy's Black Widow just like Rose 'murdered Jack" Dawson

There is a distinct possibility that Brayshaw may be to forced to retire cause of this bump, but your selfish desires to see Limp Weiner Jemmy and Mihocrab win a flag overcomes any thought of human compassion and decency for Angus

 

[FireKrakouer]

Mayard had no control over not hitting Brayshaw but he decided to turn and go in shoulder first, potentially ending a guy's career.

He has to go.

Yeah but this would lesson the chance of the pies winning the flag so it's just not nice m8. Hope you n the fam are well btw!

 

[Stokey]

Yeah but this would lesson the chance of the pies winning the flag so it's just not nice m8. Hope you n the fam are well btw!

Fam are good thx mate. Hope you well.

 

[Kipz]

He s**t his pants when Jack Viney came for him.

The same Viney that got rag dolled to the ground and had his jumper torn off? Or the same one who got dumped off his kick by WHE? Or the same one who for the rest of the game shat himself whenever the ball was near him and waited for one of his team mates to go in for it? Is that who you are talking about?

 

[FireKrakouer]

The same Viney that got rag dolled to the ground and had his jumper torn off? Or the same one who got dumped off his kick by WHE? Or the same one who for the rest of the game shat himself whenever the ball was near him and waited for one of his team mates to go in for it? Is that who you are talking about?

My source (a VFL player for the Dees) informed me that Viney once stated to team mates that he sleeps with the lights on the night before playing collingwood.
#concerning

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

I hope the dog gets done, would be so funny

Whatever happens, he'll never be a bigger dog than Tom Stewart

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

Sydney Stack

44

Sydney Stack

Age

24

Ht

179cm

Wt

75kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

15.5

4star

K

6.8

3star

HB

8.7

5star

M

4.1

4star

T

3.0

5star

MG

202.0

3star

D

9.8

2star

K

3.4

1star

HB

6.4

4star

M

1.4

2star

T

2.8

4star

MG

133.0

2star

D

16.2

4star

K

7.2

3star

HB

9.0

5star

M

5.6

5star

T

3.0

5star

MG

227.4

4star

once ran through Jacky Viney like he was cooked pasta.

 

[Mofra]

Bradshaw just on news getting out of drivers seat of car.
Me think no concussion.
Just a hate Collingwood plot.

If the choice was a concussed bloke or Lachie Hunter to drive, Angus made the right call

 

[Kipz]

Apparently Angus woke up Friday thinking he was Andrew. His father who had fixed him a bowl of fruit loops and was waiting at his high chair said "you're not Andrew, mate. But you might as well be because you won't be playing another final this year anyway, lol str8 sets again"