Bruce William McAvaney - The always updating Quotes Thread

[Gibbsy]

okey mete

Is there a video of this famous quote?! I can still replay it over in my mind but it's not on Youtube anywhere

 

[The Speaker]

Is there a video of this famous quote?! I can still replay it over in my mind but it's not on Youtube anywhere

I have seen a compilation of Bomber saying this line, but I don't know where it is.

 

[flaps]

You just get the feeling this is a really vital passage of posts, don't you?

It could be cooooming back, cumming baaaaaack....

 

[Yianni]

Tonight near siren time

You really feel like if Adelaide play like this, they win 7 out of 10 games that they play in.

 

[Yianni]

Walker's big backside and strength coming to the fore again...

Did commentators ever make so many overt references to body parts previously?

 

[Elite Master]

Juicy Brucy's bias was in full tilt for Adelaide last night.

 

[Slawk]

It could be cooooming back, cumming baaaaaack....

...aaand .. it's a behind.

 

[flaps]

Oh god. Bruce has already said "That would turn you on, wouldn't it?" on the panel. The game hasn't even started.

 

[flaps]

Now Lethal is asking Brad Scott about arousal levels. Jesus. What the hell is wrong with these blokes?

 

[flaps]

Oh wow. Wait and hear the replay of Nick Graham's goal. "Awwwwwwww.....His eyes lit up didn't they!"

 

[scaryness]

God im sick of "its coming baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaccck!!!!"

 

[richoatthedisco]

"Rowe, fisting Petrie..."

 

[flaps]

 

[Zgope1]

schoenmakers aye. brian lake aye. the doggies aye. big fletch aye.

you feel like the guys got some real substance to his commentary don't you?

this "aye" crap seems to be a recent development.

 

[Mennon]

this "aye" crap seems to be a recent development.

It started with Mike Pyke. And he seems to have thought, well if it works with Pyke, why don't I just do it all the time.
Off a step, worries him out of it, caresses it, coming baaaaack. this year it's "long leg". Watching the games this year and listening to them talking, all of them, I'm always thinking "You don't have to be talking now. There's no need to be talking now." But they are always talking.
Player's names, some background in the quieter moments, that's all you need. Let the crowd noise convey emotion too. Now it's what clever thing can I say to associate myself with this passage of play? And Bruce, "It's very VERY good" isn't clever.

 

[WALDENPOND]

"Aye" is the one that really gets on my nerves.

 

[richoatthedisco]

"[Player X], still [Player X], still [Player X]!"

He's had the pill for two seconds, ya flog.

 

[Bobby_]

"I guess when your a Darling (Jack), you draw that much attention"

 

[richoatthedisco]

Dennis: "Rance looks like Tarzan... plays like Tarzan."
Brooth: "I reckon Jane'd be happy if he was Tarzan, don't you?"
Den: "He's spoken for, Bruce."

 

[JUBJUB]

Bruce had a rather pointless comment about one of the Eagles players [dunno who]
"He's played every game this year......either in the AFL or WAFL"

 

[ElitePunter]

"They have 6 games left this season. You feel like they could either win or lose the majority of them."

 

[eggtardo]

Dennis: "Rance looks like Tarzan... plays like Tarzan."
Brooth: "I reckon Jane'd be happy if he was Tarzan, don't you?"
Den: "He's spoken for, Bruce."

Yikes. As if Rance has not had enough trouble already with crazed homosexual stalkers

 

[richoatthedisco]

Arrested Development fans will approve of Bruce's new nickname: Tobias.

 

[JUBJUB]

Arrested Development fans will approve of Bruce's new nickname: Tobias.

Is Bruce into this profession too ?

 

[GoodesStuff]

"You feel like they feel like".