iBeng
Intentionally left blank
- Apr 3, 2012
- 58,711
- 67,800
- AFL Club
- Brisbane Lions
His "Motlop...MOTLOP...MOTLOP! MOTLOP!!!!" was cringe worthy.
-
AFLW 2024 - Round 10 - Chat, game threads, injury lists, team lineups and more.
Bruce William McAvaney - The always updating Quotes Thread
- Thread starter Masked Magician
- Start date
- Tagged users None
That was hilarious, I'm pretty sure it was a set shot at goal which just snuck through! Sounded like the whole com box was cracking up. Bruce then tried to cover his tracks which made it even worse!
Doc Hattori
Team Captain
reckon he's getting his rocks off on Docherty too after Sunday
treefingers
Cancelled
- Jan 20, 2008
- 6,514
- 8,396
- AFL Club
- Hawthorn
SUBBBBEEEEEEEDD
Doc Hattori
Team Captain
brushing, brushing (as in brushing players off)
Yianni
Norm Smith Medallist
Eeeeelongaated vooowels. StreeeeeetchING! StreeeetchING!!
OOOOOOOOOH! AND A SUDDENLY GRUFF VOICE! A REALLYGRUFFVOICE!
OOOOOOOOOH! AND A SUDDENLY GRUFF VOICE! A REALLYGRUFFVOICE!
Last edited:
Watching a replay of Eagles Swans (was at the game) tonight.
Please use Bruce instead of Basil 'Honker' Zempilas. Bruce may be 13 years past his use by date, but he is a god send compared to Honker. At least his effeminate and homoerotic mannerisms and quotes are a point of cringeworthy interest. Honker is just a moron.
Please use Bruce instead of Basil 'Honker' Zempilas. Bruce may be 13 years past his use by date, but he is a god send compared to Honker. At least his effeminate and homoerotic mannerisms and quotes are a point of cringeworthy interest. Honker is just a moron.
Yianni
Norm Smith Medallist
Look for footballers to come forward en masse in a Rolf Harris style 'Gropegate' scandal in 2032
You mean cleeeeeevvaaaaaarrrrrrrr
- Sep 8, 2009
- 5,424
- 3,333
- AFL Club
- Richmond
- Other Teams
- Albury Bandits, Orlando Magic
- Aug 28, 2013
- 3,361
- 9,507
- AFL Club
- North Melbourne
- Other Teams
- Arsenal
I apologise. You'll notice I wrote that at 3 am
That wasn't very cleeevvveeer then was it
That wasn't very cleeevvveeer then was it
You really needed to think your way through that.
Yianni
Norm Smith Medallist
That wasn't very cleeevvveeer then was it
You juuuuuust get the feeling he spent it before he had the relevant information don't you?
Last edited:
- Sep 8, 2009
- 5,424
- 3,333
- AFL Club
- Richmond
- Other Teams
- Albury Bandits, Orlando Magic
You just get the feeling that everyone else should be typing like this in the thread, don't you?
You just get the feeling this is a really vital passage of posts, don't you?
Go easy on him. He may be a little SPPPEESSSHHHHUUUULLLL.That wasn't very cleeevvveeer then was it
Apologies if it's already been mentioned but I thought Tobias Funke, er, Bruce McAvaney almost topped his Cyril "Down someone's throat" call for weird sexual language when commenting on the Sydney players singing the song and pouring Gatorade on their newest debutant a few weeks ago.
"And there's Zak Jones in the middle, copping the best kind of spray!"
Oh to be in the middle of a circle of spraying men, aye Bruce?
"And there's Zak Jones in the middle, copping the best kind of spray!"
Oh to be in the middle of a circle of spraying men, aye Bruce?
He could be copping a spray from the coach for making a mistake.
Bruce'd be making "mistakes" left, right and centre just to ensure copping the coach's spray.
okey mete
Not a fan of double entendres? I should add, I care not for Bruce's leanings - I just find the accidental innuendos funny. Much more enjoyable than the usual faux-matey banter the other commentators jabber away with. At least Bruce calls the game sometimes.
