Bruce William McAvaney - The always updating Quotes Thread

[Demonoid]

The pet-name that he has for Paul Puopolo, "Poppy."

That weirds me right out

Nah, Clarko was on the couch a few years ago prior to Puopolo's debut couldn't pronounce his name properly, so "Poppy" stuck ever since.

 

[Scallop Industry Thug]

On St Kilda's Templeton: "You just want to give him a hug, he's so cute".

Bruce is just taking the piss at this stage.

 

[Trojan90]

On St Kilda's Templeton: "You just want to give me a hug, he's so cute".

Bruce is just taking the piss at this stage.

Couldn't believe that. Maxwell didn't know what too say.

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[AtomicBlonde]

Such obvious trolling it isn't funny any more.

Can't believe he has actually married AND procreated.

 

[buddyruff]

On St Kilda's Templeton: "You just want to give me a hug, he's so cute".

Bruce is just taking the piss at this stage.

Surely not??!!

 

[Scallop Industry Thug]

Surely not??!!

Not quite, I wrote it wrong. He actually said "You just want to give him a hug, he's so cute".

Still just as weird.

 

[charcoalchicken]

On St Kilda's Templeton: "You just want to give him a hug, he's so cute".

Bruce is just taking the piss at this stage.

lol someone upload this to youtube stat!

 

[Scallop Industry Thug]

lol someone upload this to youtube stat!

I barely know how to turn my computer on.

 

[ZAD1]

On St Kilda's Templeton: "You just want to give him a hug, he's so cute".

Bruce is just taking the piss at this stage.

Cringeworthy.

 

[Mighty Eagles]

On St Kilda's Templeton: "You just want to give him a hug, he's so cute".

Bullshit?

 

[Hodgepodge]

Bullshit?

Truth. I saw this one.

 

[Scallop Industry Thug]

Bullshit?

On Ben Cunnington's honour. He said it.

 

[Mighty Eagles]

McAvaney said "He's so cute you just want to give him a hug" today?

 

[Karnezis_13]

McAvaney said "He's so cute you just want to give him a hug" today?

In regards to Eli Templeton, yep, I lolled at the time.

 

[Clark G]

On St Kilda's Templeton: "You just want to give him a hug, he's so cute".

Bruce is just taking the piss at this stage.

If Bruce is serious he may be behind BT in the race.

 

[Vince Spadea]

''Off that step''
"On the right side for him"

 

[Masked Magician]

"aww I hope this stays in, It does, keep going, oh yes, now it gets really interesting"

 

[charcoalchicken]

"aww I hope this stays in, It does, keep going, oh yes, now it gets really interesting"

And now he'll just caress it down someone's throat ahhhhhhhh

 

[DivideandMultiply]

"He will caress it down someone's throat!"

Regarding Cyril kicking into the forward 50.

Followed by the yeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss, was the height of commentary homoeroticism.

 

[placebo]

haha yeah he sounded like he was getting sexually excited during that call and after the goal was kicked it was like he came and went "ahhhhhhhhhww"

It cracked me up when I saw it

It's number 7 on here starts around the 0:57 mark

That little 'aaaaahhhhhwwwww' at the end was pure verbalised sexual bliss. Made me lol so hard.

 

[Micksy]

Just get the feeling...

 

[lah1996]

The much anticipated video of Bruce with an added extra.

 

[Scallop Industry Thug]

Did you all just hear that?

I have no words.

 

[cammo78]

Did you all just hear that?

I have no words.

I'd suggest it won't be long before the old boy comes out.

It's gone beyond simple trolling, or a joke. It's an ongoing thing he obviously can no longer hide.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

 

[Scallop Industry Thug]

I'd suggest it won't be long before the old boy comes out.

It's gone beyond simple trolling, or a joke. It's an ongoing thing he obviously can no longer hide.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Nohing wrong with it at all.

For those that didnt hear it, he went in to this weird story about how Matt Thomas and Chad Cornes used to run around Adelaide shirtless and said something like "Gee I bet that would have created some interest".