Buddy's Lawyer at the Tribunal

[Neville Bartos]

Ok troops, looks like Buddy is off to the tribunal to give the AFL the proverbial finger and fight the charge. It's imperative that the big guy plays this week so we're going to need someone special to represent him.

Here are my suggestions:

Jackie Chiles - Seinfeld

Barry Zuckercorn - Arrested Development

Lionel Hutz - The Simpsons

Alan Dershowitz - O.J.'s lawyer

 

[boric1]

Great Idea.
If it was up to me i would go with the guy defending OJ.
Seems like lance could get away with murder if he had him!

 

[hawks_time]

Definitely Alan Dershowitz so we can pull the racism card to perfection
MRP hates black people.

 

[halfback dasher]

jezz Nev...you are a pissa...

 

[asanque]

MRP are all incompetent and should be sacked.

Buddy needs to appeal this ridiculous decision and should get off on the grounds of common sense.

How biased are the MRP?

Notice how all the other incidents this weekend now go by the "Lewis" precedent?

He gets done for a week for a love tap, and uses the "insufficient force" defence at the tribunal.

Apparently this defence now works for all other players apart from Lewis at the MRP. It even works for punching someone in the face and drawing blood ( a la Rance).

 

[Ledger]

Give em the good ole Chewbacca / wookie argument

 

[DannyJ]

"It's outrageous, egregious, preposterous."

 

[Lurkalot]

Might be touch and go for a while, but I'd have every confidence in the bamboozlement abilities of Joe Pesci from "My Cousin Vinny".

 

[cam975]

"Who told you to put the balm on???!!"

 

[Neville Bartos]

"Who told you to put a bump on? I didn't tell you to put a bump on...."

 

[Linda Crescent]

'Now, Mr. Franklin, you can't just run around on the field causing havoc against the opposition without paying some price. Sorry, but I must penalise you, not too heavily though'.

'Yes, there have been a whole series of inexplicable stuff-ups by the umpires and the MRP this year (Judy shouts "QUIET" to the HFC's legal team), we've had case after case of innocents through our doors. Your "heavy bump" on Mr. Cousins goes down as another one that we should'nt have to be bothered with (Judy yawns ...).

 

[Hens Hall]

Tom Cruise from A Few Good Men?

 

[Pessimistic]

Its in the constitution..you know...the... er.....the vibe

 

[boric1]

Might be touch and go for a while, but I'd have every confidence in the bamboozlement abilities of Joe Pesci from "My Cousin Vinny".

Of course how did i miss my cousin vinny. Great movie and the perfect Lawyer.

 

[Cosmo Kramer]

I'm shocked and shigrined, mortified and stufied, who told Buddy to put the bump on, I didn't tell him to put the bump on, do you even know what a bump is, nobody knows what a bumps going to do.

Get Jackie Chiles immediately.

 

[cam975]

"Who told you to put a bump on? I didn't tell you to put a bump on...."

 

[Lord Mud of Glenferrie]

Am I allowed to say Jesus Christ?

 

[Linda Crescent]

'Marry me Buddy ... '

 

[Skade]

Ya gunna need a lawyer son........and make it a real goog one

 

[Gold Member]

Give em the good ole Chewbacca / wookie argument

Why would a 6ft 8 wookie want to bump a 4 foot ewok in the head? It does not make sense.

 

[PatientHawk]

Enter Booger from Revenge of the Nerds 2

Crap movie, but was still nice to see a old movie of 1984 (approx.).

 

[grizzlym]

There's only one man for the job

C'mon Ando, aren't you sick of destroying the game?

Time to roll up your sleeves, cross the floor and do something for the game for a change.

 

[Consumed]

Dennis Denuto, "It's the vibe ya honour"

 

[Mitchell Madness]

found this one on google images.... i think she would be perfect in defending Buddy

 

[grizzlym]

found this one on google images.... i think she would be perfect in defending Buddy

Erin Brockovich?

I hear she's a doll....