Carlton's lawyers are GOATed

[V_23]

After freeing Patrick Cripps

9

Patrick Cripps

Age

29

Ht

195cm

Wt

93kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

25.9

5star

K

9.8

4star

HB

16.1

5star

M

3.4

3star

T

5.8

5star

CL

7.4

5star

D

21.0

5star

K

10.1

4star

HB

10.9

5star

M

2.5

3star

T

3.8

4star

CL

6.3

5star

D

12.6

4star

K

4.8

2star

HB

7.8

5star

M

2.0

3star

T

3.2

5star

CL

1.4

4star

from the tyranny of the AFL Tribunal last year, thus enabling him to be rightfully crowned the best player in the competition, Carlton's lawyers have done it again! Nic 'Hello...' Newman is free to play after his arm was headbutted by Brisbane's Lachie Neale

9

Lachie Neale

Age

31

Ht

178cm

Wt

84kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

27.0

5star

K

11.5

4star

HB

15.5

5star

M

4.0

4star

T

3.7

5star

CL

5.9

5star

D

28.3

5star

K

13.9

5star

HB

14.4

5star

M

4.6

4star

T

4.0

5star

CL

5.9

5star

D

12.0

3star

K

4.6

2star

HB

7.4

5star

M

2.0

3star

T

1.0

3star

CL

0.4

3star

.

Here's to Carlton's lawyers, the best ever at getting people off . Leave your thanks and congratulations here, for Carlton's lawyers, Nic Newman

24

Nic Newman

Age

31

Ht

186cm

Wt

80kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

19.7

5star

K

13.7

5star

HB

5.9

4star

M

5.5

5star

T

3.3

5star

MG

400.8

5star

D

7.5

2star

K

6.5

3star

HB

1.0

1star

M

2.0

2star

T

1.0

2star

MG

157.0

3star

D

22.4

5star

K

12.8

5star

HB

9.6

5star

M

5.4

5star

T

3.6

5star

MG

387.8

5star

, or 2023 Brownlow Medallist Patrick Cripps

9

Patrick Cripps

Age

29

Ht

195cm

Wt

93kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

25.9

5star

K

9.8

4star

HB

16.1

5star

M

3.4

3star

T

5.8

5star

CL

7.4

5star

D

21.0

5star

K

10.1

4star

HB

10.9

5star

M

2.5

3star

T

3.8

4star

CL

6.3

5star

D

12.6

4star

K

4.8

2star

HB

7.8

5star

M

2.0

3star

T

3.2

5star

CL

1.4

4star

.

 

[HAPPY CHEFFY]

Good effort I must say. Can we borrow them preemptively for what Tom Stewart is unintentionally gonna do to the T16s on Friday night?

 

[V_23]

Good effort I must say. Can we borrow them preemptively for what Tom Stewart is unintentionally gonna do to the T16s on Friday night?

Sure, we'll let you borrow the whole team of lawyers, that way Tom can really get his eye in and tee off on the Tuggers.

 

[Purple Suit]

Lucky you got new ones as the ones you had with the salary cap paper bag charge were useless. They cost you 5 spoons and a run that nearly rivals Essendon.

 

[V_23]

Lucky you got new ones as the ones you had with the salary cap paper bag charge were useless. They cost you 5 spoons and a run that nearly rivals Essendon.

And yet they were still better negotiators than the Fremantle ‘let’s sell the farm for a spud’ Dockers.

 

[Triggering Tiger]

After freeing Patrick Cripps from the tyranny of the AFL Tribunal last year, thus enabling him to be rightfully crowned the best player in the competition, Carlton's lawyers have done it again! Nic 'Hello...' Newman is free to play after his arm was headbutted by Brisbane's Lachie Neale.

Here's to Carlton's lawyers, the best ever at getting people off . Leave your thanks and congratulations here, for Carlton's lawyers, Nic Newman, or 2023 Brownlow Medallist Patrick Cripps.

 

[Tiger2709]

Was it the lawyers or

 

[Footy Is The Win]

Anybody that boos there own team is a bum.

 

[Purple Suit]

And yet they were still better negotiators than the Fremantle ‘let’s sell the farm for a spud’ Dockers.

Clubs waste plenty on spuds all the time. Only Carlton have brought in Steven "The Whistle Blower" O'Reilly who single handedly brought down the salary cap scandal and the whole club. Best Trade Freo ever did.

 

[Mitchell Madness]

Nah, Carlton is just the new protected species.

 

[STPer18]

Spoil? 2 weeks!
Tackle? 1 week!
Elbow to jaw? FREE TO PLAY!

Yeah, great 'lawyer' you've got there.

 

[Cyclops]

Wonderful, very pleased Carlton had a win at last.

 

[Tiger2709]

Wasn't it lawyers that got the Blues into their last finals series?

The AFL's lawyers.

 

[Laphroaig]

Wasn't it lawyers that got the Blues into their last finals series?

The AFL's lawyers.

Beating 9thmond (now known as the T16gers) in a final, coming from 9th place on the ladder was one of the most memorable and fitting events in the history of football.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Lucky you got new ones as the ones you had with the salary cap paper bag charge were useless. They cost you 5 spoons and a run that nearly rivals Essendon.

Carltank haven’t won a legit final for longer than the Dopers

 

[V_23]

Spoil? 2 weeks!
Tackle? 1 week!
Elbow to jaw? FREE TO PLAY!

Yeah, great 'lawyer' you've got there.

 

[Purple Suit]

Carltank haven’t won a legit final for longer than the Dopers

Really? Not one? So 2001 was their last earned finals win 22 years ago?

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Really? Not one?

Well clearly finals you didn’t qualify for and finals against Essendone don’t count so… correct

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Beating 9thmond (now known as the T16gers) in a final, coming from 9th place on the ladder was one of the most memorable and fitting events in the history of football.

Your GF was it?

 

[Mofra]

It was a very Carlton legal win because it did not occur in September

 

[Darksidepoints]

 

[Tiger2709]

Beating 9thmond (now known as the T16gers) in a final, coming from 9th place on the ladder was one of the most memorable and fitting events in the history of football.

I'm guessing our name has been changed to T16gers too allow Carlnine a free shot at their new preferred finishing place?

That undeserved finals appearance really worked out well for you Blues

 

[Feraligatr]

Beating 9thmond (now known as the T16gers) in a final, coming from 9th place on the ladder was one of the most memorable and fitting events in the history of football.

Must suck if that's your best memory of this century.

How's winning a flag coming along since the turn of the millennium?

 

[V_23]

I'm guessing our name has been changed to T16gers too allow Carlnine a free shot at their new preferred finishing place?

That undeserved finals appearance really worked out well for you Blues

Nah, it was changed because the Tiges are sh*thouse

 

[Coach_Required]