Carlton's lawyers are GOATed

[Saveloy Rockstar]

How's winning a flag coming along since the turn of the millennium?

It's all under control

The Blue Print

The Carlton Football Club has released details of a five-year strategic plan that aims to cement a 17th premiership for the Club

www.carltonfc.com.au

Oh wait, sorry... that's from 2011 Try this one:

The Carlton Way - Letter from the CEO

The Carlton Football Club has today released its strategic plan.

www.carltonfc.com.au

Oops, 2019

Oh well, i guess there'll be a new one out any day now

 

[V_23]

 

[Mofra]

Maybe they can help Luke Sayers stay out of prison

 

[The Majestic]

Clearly everyone has agreed that playing for Carlton is the highest penalty one could suffer, especially with Vossy in charge.

 

[augie]

After freeing Patrick Cripps from the tyranny of the AFL Tribunal last year, thus enabling him to be rightfully crowned the best player in the competition, Carlton's lawyers have done it again! Nic 'Hello...' Newman is free to play after his arm was headbutted by Brisbane's Lachie Neale.

Here's to Carlton's lawyers, the best ever at getting people off . Leave your thanks and congratulations here, for Carlton's lawyers, Nic Newman, or 2023 Brownlow Medallist Patrick Cripps.

Bootsma was pretty good at this.