Celebrating HBF's 100k post. He is an ornament to big footy. The Casual Chat Thread

[Wosh]

Its about 45,000 degrees in here, there's lots wrong with it. Ermagerdddddddd

Hot, sweaty, nuts to butts..

Makes note to ride tram at midnight

 

[Wosh]

People who wait till the tram stops to start walking to the door are scum. Stop it you dickheads.

Literally melting huh?

 

[Probitas_]

Hot, sweaty, nuts to butts..

Makes note to ride tram at midnight

Trains cancelled for whatever reason.
And this dickhead next to me won't stop reading my screen. Yes you, ****off mate.

 

[Wosh]

Trains cancelled for whatever reason.
And this dickhead next to me won't stop reading my screen. Yes you, ****off mate.

Get him to post a finger selfie here

 

[Probitas_]

Get him to post a finger selfie here

I'm going to punch him in the dick if he keeps it up.

 

[Smeg Head]

I'm going to punch him in the dick if he keeps it up.

How is a tram so full after midnight on a Sunday that some campaigner needs to invade your personal space?

 

[Wosh]

I'm going to punch him in the dick if he keeps it up.

Did he just read that?

 

[Probitas_]

How is a tram so full after midnight on a Sunday that some campaigner needs to invade your personal space?

Because they cancelled three train lines when there are two packed out concerts in Melbourne at least that I know of.

Did he just read that?

I hope so.

32 Stops to go.

Kill me.

 

[Probitas_]

One of them being AC/DC so just imagine this situation.

 

[richoatthedisco]

I have had the hiccups for half an hour. I want to bash someone's head in.

 

[Smeg Head]

Because they cancelled three train lines when there are two packed out concerts in Melbourne at least that I know of.


I hope so.

32 Stops to go.

Kill me.

32 stops? What the bollocks boondocks suburbs are you off too?

 

[Probitas_]

I have had the hiccups for half an hour. I want to bash someone's head in.

Please make it mine.

 

[Probitas_]

32 stops? What the bollocks boondocks suburbs are you off too?

Burwood yo.

 

[richoatthedisco]

Please make it mine.

I've tried my usual solutions of holding my breath while pressing my chest, and drinking water slowly, to no avail. I'm down to swearing loudly.

 

[Smeg Head]

Burwood yo.

Geez doesnt even look that far out for a **** load of stops like that.

 

[Probitas_]

I've tried my usual solutions of holding my breath while pressing my chest, and drinking water slowly, to no avail. I'm down to swearing loudly.

I've got a guy with Meatloaf's build resting his tit on my arm. This is my life for at least twenty more minutes. I have no sympathy.

 

[Yidaki]

I've tried my usual solutions of holding my breath while pressing my chest, and drinking water slowly, to no avail. I'm down to swearing loudly.

It's the diaphragm that is in spasm. You need to take a deep belly breath and hold that in for a while.

 

[Probitas_]

Geez doesnt even look that far out for a **** load of stops like that.

RIGHT!!??!?

 

[Benwah83]

I've tried my usual solutions of holding my breath while pressing my chest, and drinking water slowly, to no avail. I'm down to swearing loudly.

This technique works pretty much every time for me...

http://www.cognitial.com/hiccups.shtml

(I claim no responsibility if your lungs explode)

 

[richoatthedisco]

I've got a guy with Meatloaf's build resting his tit on my arm. This is my life for at least twenty more minutes. I have no sympathy.

It's the diaphragm that is in spasm. You need to take a deep belly breath and hold that in for a while.

Finally beat the campaigner.

 

[Probitas_]

Ten stops to go.

 

[Smeg Head]

I've got a guy with Meatloaf's build resting his tit on my arm. This is my life for at least twenty more minutes. I have no sympathy.

Not to pry to much but all you on the smaller side? Not being the shortest person, I dont tend to get my space invaded quickly on public transport.

 

[Yidaki]

Ten stops to go.

Hows meatloafs sweaty **** going?

 

[Probitas_]

Not to pry to much but all you on the smaller side? Not being the shortest person, I dont tend to get my space invaded quickly on public transport.

Yep. Sure am. 170cm. It's a world of heat and mantits down here.

 

[Probitas_]

Hows meatloafs sweaty **** going?

He's now standing in front of an empty seat. The tram is ****ing packed still and everyone clearly hates him but he just won't sit down.