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Trains cancelled for whatever reason.Hot, sweaty, nuts to butts..
Makes note to ride tram at midnight
I'm going to punch him in the dick if he keeps it up.Get him to post a finger selfie here
How is a tram so full after midnight on a Sunday that some campaigner needs to invade your personal space?I'm going to punch him in the dick if he keeps it up.
Because they cancelled three train lines when there are two packed out concerts in Melbourne at least that I know of.How is a tram so full after midnight on a Sunday that some campaigner needs to invade your personal space?
I hope so.Did he just read that?
32 stops? What the bollocks boondocks suburbs are you off too?Because they cancelled three train lines when there are two packed out concerts in Melbourne at least that I know of.
I hope so.
32 Stops to go.
Kill me.
Please make it mine.I have had the hiccups for half an hour. I want to bash someone's head in.
Burwood yo.32 stops? What the bollocks boondocks suburbs are you off too?
I've tried my usual solutions of holding my breath while pressing my chest, and drinking water slowly, to no avail. I'm down to swearing loudly.Please make it mine.
Geez doesnt even look that far out for a **** load of stops like that.Burwood yo.
I've got a guy with Meatloaf's build resting his tit on my arm. This is my life for at least twenty more minutes. I have no sympathy.I've tried my usual solutions of holding my breath while pressing my chest, and drinking water slowly, to no avail. I'm down to swearing loudly.
I've tried my usual solutions of holding my breath while pressing my chest, and drinking water slowly, to no avail. I'm down to swearing loudly.
RIGHT!!??!?Geez doesnt even look that far out for a **** load of stops like that.
I've tried my usual solutions of holding my breath while pressing my chest, and drinking water slowly, to no avail. I'm down to swearing loudly.
I've got a guy with Meatloaf's build resting his tit on my arm. This is my life for at least twenty more minutes. I have no sympathy.
Finally beat the campaigner.It's the diaphragm that is in spasm. You need to take a deep belly breath and hold that in for a while.
Not to pry to much but all you on the smaller side? Not being the shortest person, I dont tend to get my space invaded quickly on public transport.I've got a guy with Meatloaf's build resting his tit on my arm. This is my life for at least twenty more minutes. I have no sympathy.
Ten stops to go.
Yep. Sure am. 170cm. It's a world of heat and mantits down here.Not to pry to much but all you on the smaller side? Not being the shortest person, I dont tend to get my space invaded quickly on public transport.
He's now standing in front of an empty seat. The tram is ****ing packed still and everyone clearly hates him but he just won't sit down.Hows meatloafs sweaty **** going?