Goo CHAD WINGARD CHAD WINGARD CHAD WINGARD CHAD WINGARD CHAD WINGARD (HAWTHORN'S PROBLEM NOW EDITION)

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Is experiencing a very rare bad patch of form by his standards, with an injury-interrupted pre-season and season. Normal service will resume shortly and all you loudmouths will be back in your respective boxes.

So glad we didn't sign him when he begged to come to us and we said he was too young and his hair was too well looked after
 
I think Chug Winegourd is going to struggle at Poort. The team is mentally fragile and he's a bit of a chip scab at the best of times.

All I see him do lately is hang around the boundary line with his arms stretched out asking the umpires for a free kick every time the ball goes out of bounds.
 

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WINGARD.

I used to think his angry face was one of determination to dominate the AFL competition and become a legend and 20 and 3 all over everyone like a randy dog marking it's territory.

Now I know his angry face is most likely constipation.

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My favourite part was when he had options galore in the forward line but said to himself "I'm Chad Wingard" and tried to take on two opposing players and kick the impossible goal, only to pinged for HTB.

Such a selfish piece of shit :thumbsu:

I remember against Geelong he had a teammate in the goal square, but ignored him and just blazed away from 45 and kicked the ball out of bounds on the full.

He's an elite player when he's switched on, but this year it looks like he has bought into his own hype. He's always looking to try and create highlights and doesn't seem to work hard enough when things aren't going his way. This year especially he seems to be spending far too much time trying to get cheap posessions.
 
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