Live Event Cheese Demons v Port Bananas @ Gabba

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Garry melting on fox is the most watchable thing about this game

Are you shitting me?
Only 2 things give Garry a stiffy:
Talking about how shit Melbourne have been since his retirement and
nailing his mates wives.

 

[GWBogan]

I swear Garry Lyon has a cheeky pull under the desk whenever there's a chance to lay the boots into his former club.

A wife or an ex-wife of a close friend of his may or may not have been in the vicinity when said cheeky pull was taking place...

 

[imadodgyumpire]

Very good from Melbourne so far. They scored a goal!

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

#RossLyon2TheDees2021

 

[Good_Old]

Ranga had Maxy waltzing down the middle of the ground by himself yet he decides to kick it to the wing, straight to the opposition.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Heads should roll this week.

 

[Wosh]

We should have stuck to talking about Hawthorn

 

[Good_Old]

Have a look at the head on that campaigner.

 

[Ronnie Baby]

Luke Jackson drives a Torana

 

[Dinsdale]

Luke Jackson drives a Torana

You mean a Sunbird...

Sent by shoephone via Tapatoe

 

[A Bit Dusty]

Luke Jackson drives a Torana

I drove a Torana and had a mullet but couldn't play footy

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Have a look at the head on that campaigner.

Looks like the love child of Allen Jakovich and Jake Spencer.

 

[Ronnie Baby]

Rich man

It’s not his

 

[imadodgyumpire]

BT is such a campaigner commentator, that you forget he was a better player, and therefore more credentialed, than both Daisy Pearce and Jab Watson to be the "expert analyst".

 

[DanWA]

the shemons have not been the same since we ruined them in their vfl revival year

 

[Laphroaig]

Dees only 50 down.

Fortunately they are a tough as nails side, so do not write them off.

 

[harry000]

fu** me this game is boring. harry000 get back on the bay and melt to entertain me.

For real life melts happening brother xx

 

[Plugger35]

Has Mark Neeld returned to the Melbourne coaching box?

They have been a rabble tonight.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

We should have stuck to talking about Hawthorn

Melbourne Hawks?

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Another goal

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

And another

 

[zackah]

the comeback is on

 

[FISTO]

Alan Richardson is on the coaching panel, I didn't realize just how dire things were at Melbourne

 

[chelseacarlton]

At least I have wine, I can also pretend that I’m Garry Lyons and that missus cc is someone else’s missus!

 

[Good_Old]

Robbie 'hungry' Gray.