Certified Legendary Thread Chrisco Hampers - who in their right mind buys them ?

[JT_the_Man]

Thoughts and prayers for those nuffies just coming to the end of their 26 crinkle cut chip packs.

Going to have to get their fat asses off the couch and take little Jhaysyn and Mhykenzyie to Aldi to stock up

I find it hard to believe that they didn’t run out months ago.

 

[SHAKESPEARE]

I find it hard to believe that they didn’t run out months ago.

yeah probs by mid jan.

i bet they have some shit that they just never use, still there every xmas

 

[Mofra]

i bet they have some shit that they just never use, still there every xmas

An ab machine they bought from Moira 6 years ago (love you Bert)

 

[SHAKESPEARE]

An ab machine they bought from Moira 6 years ago (love you Bert)

MOIRA!

**** i forgot about her. Used to love staying home sick watching Bert, Moira and Belvedere

 

[Gough]

An ab machine they bought from Moira 6 years ago (love you Bert)

Bert, last of the old school song and dance men.

 

[Kram]

Surely there's room for some competition to these guys, hampers that whilst exorbitantly priced actually have decent stuff in them instead of near use by date everyday shite.

 

[SHAKESPEARE]

Surely there's room for some competition to these guys, hampers that whilst exorbitantly priced actually have decent stuff in them instead of near use by date everyday shite.

They probably buy out any legit competition they see.

 

[Mofra]

They probably buy out any legit competition they see.

Must be hard buying out the competition when you insist on doing it via monthly payments only.

 

[3rd Grade Maggy]

They probably buy out any legit competition they see.

For 40 easy payments of $1560 I can arrange a corporate buyout for you.

Edit: stealing Mofra's joke.

 

[Gough]

Our Crowie was an M&A lawyer/dash washer. This is calling out for his expertise.

 

[Mofra]

Our Crowie was an M&A lawyer/dash washer. This is calling out for his expertise.

The Oroton umbrella hamper was not quite the hit he though it would be

 

[ash_1050]

Going to have to get their fat asses off the couch and take little Jhaysyn and Mhykenzyie to Aldi to stock up

Oi, leave Aldi out of this or else I'll have to fight you 1v1

 

[Reynolds Number]

On a seperate site.



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[Billy ray]

Oh
Dear
Lord

There is a crico travel?!? What convince.

 

[Royces Hart]

On a seperate site.

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"No Hidden Costs"

We openly rip you off in front of your face but you are too stupid to realise.

 

[3rd Grade Maggy]

Oh
Dear
Lord

There is a crico travel?!? What convince.

Do you think they could provide a service to arrange my passport for me? It all seems really hard to do it myself

 

[SHAKESPEARE]

How good would Chrisco travel be?

In your cabin whilst cruising, you get a box full of like junk and a few Jim Beam cans for Trevor and for dinner every Chrisco traveler gets chicken nuggets and crinkle cut oven chips!

HOW GOOD?!?!?!?!??!

 

[3rd Grade Maggy]

How good would Chrisco travel be?

In your cabin whilst cruising, you get a box full of like junk and a few Jim Beam cans for Trevor and for dinner every Chrisco traveler gets chicken nuggets and crinkle cut oven chips!

HOW GOOD?!?!?!?!??!

Crico croozes seems like the kind of thing where you would get to partake of the basic buffet every meal, along with basic drinks.

But for 40 easy payments of $345.49 you can level up and get into the seafood buffet and middle shelf spirits. Crab legs and mini lobster burgers for everyone.

Additional bonus activities (40 easy payments of ...) Would obviously include jetskiing too close to whales, quadbiking on Vanuatu and jetskiing with sea turtles.

 

[SHAKESPEARE]

Crico croozes seems like the kind of thing where you would get to partake of the basic buffet every meal, along with basic drinks.

But for 40 easy payments of $345.49 you can level up and get into the seafood buffet and middle shelf spirits. Crab legs and mini lobster burgers for everyone.

Additional bonus activities (40 easy payments of ...) Would obviously include jetskiing too close to whales, quadbiking on Vanuatu and jetskiing with sea turtles.

Imagine the clientele?

holy shit it would be the biggest boganfest, ie like Bali

 

[3rd Grade Maggy]

It's what I imagine Mandurah is like.

 

[Billy ray]

they could get that Italian captain to run the ship (into rocks)

 

[Oscarman]

Imagine the clientele?

holy shit it would be the biggest boganfest, ie like Bali

Everyone would get lucky. Then spend the next 18 years paying Child Support.

 

[Cleavy]

Crico croozes seems like the kind of thing where you would get to partake of the basic buffet every meal, along with basic drinks.

But for 40 easy payments of $345.49 you can level up and get into the seafood buffet and middle shelf spirits. Crab legs and mini lobster burgers for everyone.

Additional bonus activities (40 easy payments of ...) Would obviously include jetskiing too close to whales, quadbiking on Vanuatu and jetskiing with sea turtles.

you mean fish fingers, right?

 

[Billy ray]

you mean fish fingers, right?

Oohh. The gourmet crico cruise

 

[blackshadow]

On a seperate site.

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Holidays in Bali from just $22/day.

They're a bit more than that!