Certified Legendary Thread Chrisco Hampers - who in their right mind buys them ?

[Max_very_well]

Chrisco will be branching out their services for prostitution, strippers & even drugs.

What is the stripping equivalent of 5 litres of tomato sauce?

 

[3rd Grade Maggy]

What is the stripping equivalent of 5 litres of tomato sauce?

2 hour session in the Champagne Room (well, passion-pop lounge really).

You really onto need 15 minutes to get it done but if you can get such a discount for buying in bulk then why not load up. Convince.

 

[Schulzenfest]

What is the stripping equivalent of 5 litres of tomato sauce?

A concubine that feeds you chicken nuggets instead of grapes?

 

[Andre]

What is the stripping equivalent of 5 litres of tomato sauce?

Chrisco is all about poor quality and about / have expired. And more. So you get a 140kg 65 year old woman with facial hair.

 

[Mofra]

"He'll be loading his sack
Giving reindeer a rinse
Better not miss a payment
If you want that convince

Crico Claws is coming, to town..."

 

[Gralin]

 

[IKnowtheDog]

Chrisco will be branching out their services for prostitution, strippers & even drugs.

With Chrisco they'll provide the strippers but not the music.

 

[3rd Grade Maggy]

With Chrisco they'll provide the strippers but not the music.

Public domain songs only.

 

[Max_very_well]

"He'll be loading his sack
Giving reindeer a rinse
Better not miss a payment
If you want that convince

Crico Claws is coming, to town..."

"He knows when you're on welfare
He knows that cupboard's bare
He knows when your credit is bad or good
because of that three thousand dollar chair!"

 

[3rd Grade Maggy]

He's making a list
He's checking it twice
Who the **** wants
That much Uncle Bens rice
Crico claws is coming to town

 

[brucetiki]

On a seperate site.

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Holidays in Bali from just $22/day.

Is that for the luxurious Kerobokan Hilton?

 

[brucetiki]

Do you think they could provide a service to arrange my passport for me? It all seems really hard to do it myself

54 easy payments of $300 and it's done

 

[brucetiki]

Chrisco will be branching out their services for prostitution, strippers & even drugs.

Only 66 easy payments of $69

 

[brucetiki]

Chrisco is all about poor quality and about / have expired. And more. So you get a 140kg 65 year old woman with facial hair.

 

[Mofra]

I hooked up with identical twins for a while, but I found telling them apart to be relatively easy.

Sonya had C cup breasts, stunning legs and a short blonde bob hair-cut, while Brian had a moustache.

 

[Hawthorn United]

I hooked up with identical twins for a while, but I found telling them apart to be relatively easy.

Sonya had C cup breasts, stunning legs and a short blonde bob hair-cut, while Brian had a moustache.

Did he have nice legs?

 

[Mofra]

Did he have nice legs?

They went all the way up...

 

[radiojake]

Dont think it's possible for brother/sister to be identical twins - would have had to have been two separate embryos

 

[Mofra]

Dont think it's possible for brother/sister to be identical twins - would have had to have been two separate embryos

You'd be surprised the weird things that happen when it comes to pregnancy.
As I found out, a vasectomy doesn't actually stop your girlfriend from getting pregnant. It just changes the colour of the baby.

 

[Gralin]

You'd be surprised the weird things that happen when it comes to pregnancy.
As I found out, a vasectomy doesn't actually stop your girlfriend from getting pregnant. It just changes the colour of the baby.

 

[brucetiki]

Dont think it's possible for brother/sister to be identical twins - would have had to have been two separate embryos

Nah think I'm pretty convince

 

[Shane Sheridan]

There's some gold in the latest instorements on the Chrisco page.

 

[MatthewB]

i read this a few times and still dont know what the hell she is talking about

 

[I Lost My Keays]

 

[I Lost My Keays]