Certified Legendary Thread Chrisco Hampers - who in their right mind buys them ?

[Reynolds Number]

 

[JT_the_Man]

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Oh dear.

 

[Gough]

If you get that right are you invited to join bogan MENSA?

 

[SHAKESPEARE]

They're a bit more than that!
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$8500 for a week in Bali?

 

[Shane Sheridan]

$8500 for a week in Bali?

$1000 spending money though, very convince

 

[SHAKESPEARE]

$1000 spending money though, very convince

On $15 JB cans and $90 chicken nugget meals

 

[blackshadow]

$1000 spending money though, very convince

I nearly put water BOM tickets in too!

The price is unbelievable. It looks like a good resort but way over market price.

18 months ago had my honeymoon in Bali, total 5 star luxury for two weeks and it came in at well under the flights and accomm price from Crico.

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[Smoooothy]

speaking of cards against humanity? anyone here have tabletop simulator on steam? we could get a big game going on there?

 

[craigos]

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I just want to go back over this meat thing. They let Crico now immediately that they're meat was warm/of when delivered and Crico didn't get back to them until 3 month l8r? Not only very convince but amazing customa servis!

 

[3rd Grade Maggy]

I just want to go back over this meat thing. They let Crico now immediately that they're meat was warm/of when delivered and Crico didn't get back to them until 3 month l8r? Not only very convince but amazing customa servis!

**** dude, look a bit deeper. The premium customer service pack is 40 easy payments of $31.88. Guarantees you a response within 24 hours.

 

[Cleavy]

**** dude, look a bit deeper. The premium customer service pack is 40 easy payments of $31.88. Guarantees you a response within 24 hours.

you get 1 response. follow up responses cost extra.

 

[JT_the_Man]

So which one of you posted “anyone got their crico yet?” on the Facebook group?

 

[Hawk Dork]

$8500 for a week in Bali?

or book it through trivago for $184 a night
but Chrisco is far more convenient
https://www.trivago.com.au/?aDateRange[arr]=2018-06-13&aDateRange[dep]=2018-06-14&aPriceRange[from]=0&aPriceRange[to]=0&iPathId=92330&aGeoCode[lat]=-8.798867&aGeoCode[lng]=115.231766&iGeoDistanceItem=93912&aCategoryRange=0,1,2,3,4,5&aOverallLiking=1,2,3,4,5&sOrderBy=relevance desc&bTopDealsOnly=false&iRoomType=7&cpt=9391202&iIncludeAll=0&iViewType=0&bIsSeoPage=false&bIsSitemap=false&

 

[Chicken Parma]

If you get that right are you invited to join bogan MENSA?

DENSA?

 

[HahnPremium]

Bit harsh.
Dont denigrate those who do the chrisco thing.
These are people who cant budget for a multitude of reasons.
30 bucks in the wallet is for a pack of ciggies today.
Overpriced installment plans make sense for them.
Father chriscomas is a godsend for some. As nonsensical and stupidly uneconomic as it is.
Gives them the illusion of saving for once in their lives despite the obvious economic contrary.
Im all in favour of beheading that greedy fat bastard father Chrisco.
Patience will always reward those who wait.
And we are all guilty of the same stupidity at some stage of our lives.
Who hasnt opened an overpriced long awaited and overdue box of goodies just to be crestfallen at the actual shit inside.

 

[3rd Grade Maggy]

Patience will always reward those who wait.
And we are all guilty of the same stupidity at some stage of our lives.
Who hasnt opened an overpriced long awaited and overdue box of goodies just to be crestfallen at the actual shit inside.

Like picking Mitch Hahn in your supercoach team 8 years straight off the back of one game where he tonned up. "Maybe this year it'll be worth it" you tell yourself. Then he spuds a 30 against Carlton in a ten goal win. But that inevitable round 21 score of 93 brings you back again the next year.

 

[Shane Heard]

Bit harsh.
Dont denigrate those who do the chrisco thing.
These are people who cant budget for a multitude of reasons.
30 bucks in the wallet is for a pack of ciggies today.
Overpriced installment plans make sense for them.
Father chriscomas is a godsend for some. As nonsensical and stupidly uneconomic as it is.
Gives them the illusion of saving for once in their lives despite the obvious economic contrary.
Im all in favour of beheading that greedy fat bastard father Chrisco.
Patience will always reward those who wait.
And we are all guilty of the same stupidity at some stage of our lives.
Who hasnt opened an overpriced long awaited and overdue box of goodies just to be crestfallen at the actual shit inside.

You made me think of the disappointing time when I got the MASH showbag as a 8 year old and on the way home wished I’d just got a Bertie beetle one instead.

 

[Dylan8]

Left this thread alone for months thinking it would surely get old at some point but here I am losing my shit at "convince"

 

[Mofra]

You made me think of the disappointing time when I got the MASH showbag as a 8 year old and on the way home wished I’d just got a Bertie beetle one instead.

The Bertie Beetle showbag was always the cheapest showbag.
And I'll deliver one to you for Christmas for just 10 easy payments of $4.50, with no extra hidden costs!

 

[pekay-norwest]

Bit harsh.
Dont denigrate those who do the chrisco thing.
These are people who cant budget for a multitude of reasons.
30 bucks in the wallet is for a pack of ciggies today.
Overpriced installment plans make sense for them.
Father chriscomas is a godsend for some. As nonsensical and stupidly uneconomic as it is.
Gives them the illusion of saving for once in their lives despite the obvious economic contrary.
Im all in favour of beheading that greedy fat bastard father Chrisco.
Patience will always reward those who wait.
And we are all guilty of the same stupidity at some stage of our lives.
Who hasnt opened an overpriced long awaited and overdue box of goodies just to be crestfallen at the actual shit inside.

This post proudly sponsored by Chrisco.

 

[Chris_6678]

Chrisco will be branching out their services for prostitution, strippers & even drugs.

 

[Mofra]

Chrisco will be branching out their services for prostitution, strippers & even drugs.

That makes sense. If santa only comes once a year surely crico fans can wait for Christmas as well.

 

[Procrastinator35]

If santa only comes once a year.

No wonder his sack is so full to overflowing.

 

[Spongebob]

Does he want naughty

Or does he want nice.

He made a list and he checked it twice.

Very convince.

 

[Cleavy]

Chrisco will be branching out their services for prostitution, strippers & even drugs.

living that Crico lifestyle: sex, drugs and the convince