Certified Legendary Thread Chrisco Hampers - who in their right mind buys them ?

[Total_Juddshanks]

My favourite part is my kmart give cards. "Just the fact I can go wild in Kmart gives me goose pimples"

F**king wow

I like to imagine that is literal truth without any artistic licence.

That woman becomes borderline aroused at the idea of having money to spend at KMart.

 

[NitroFan]

You can't blame her for how happy she gets thinking about doing Jhayden and Kryztals annual underwear shopping.

 

[Mofra]

So much like.

I am spellbound by the 'mystery meat' playing peek-a-boo from behind the nuggets.

 

[Gough]

Hot dogs or those "crab" sticks is my bet.

 

[Reynolds Number]

These are the Coles Minis mums that go to Coles Mini swapmeets.

 

[Reynolds Number]

 

[kickazz]

I think we could all do with a bit more etc in our lives

 

[perthblue]

Just the fact I can go wild in Kmart gives me goose pimples

 

[Mofra]

I think we could all do with a bit more etc in our lives

Only if you say please

 

[I Lost My Keays]

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lol, how hard is it going to Kmart?

 

[radiojake]

Just the fact I can go wild in Kmart gives me goose pimples

Tbh when I get alerts that this thread has been bumped after dormant for a few weeks i get them too

 

[Quivorir]

When did they become goose pimples? Were always goosebumps where I was a kid and goose pimples just sounds weird.

 

[Gough]

When did they become goose pimples? Were always goosebumps where I was a kid and goose pimples just sounds weird.

Usually when you're teenager although some people get lucky.

 

[perthblue]

When did they become goose pimples? Were always goosebumps where I was a kid and goose pimples just sounds weird.

I definitely remember reading goose pimples in books as a kid, might be a British thing, while goosebumps is American. I say that based on the goosebumps books.

 

[radiojake]

When did they become goose pimples? Were always goosebumps where I was a kid and goose pimples just sounds weird.

I always said goosebumps

 

[Billy ray]

Chrisco, sorry, crico need to bring out mini plastic toy things too. Like a single toy which is 12 mini packets of chicken nuggets.
Then a crico swap somewhere for convince.

 

[treefingers]

Were pimplo

 

[NitroFan]

What even are those mini things at Coles? At at first I thought they were miniature versions of the product, like how you can get mini shampoos and soaps for travel, but apparently they're just like little toys...? wtf is the point of that?

 

[MatthewB]

What even are those mini things at Coles? At at first I thought they were miniature versions of the product, like how you can get mini shampoos and soaps for travel, but apparently they're just like little toys...? wtf is the point of that?

complete sets are for sale on ebay for $1000, fool and their money are soon parted... wait that sums up crico customers

 

[Obese Arachnid]

What even are those mini things at Coles? At at first I thought they were miniature versions of the product, like how you can get mini shampoos and soaps for travel, but apparently they're just like little toys...? wtf is the point of that?

Well they had to make something out of those leftover plastic bags.

 

[Private Hudson]

Does anyone know how much these idiots pay for say a $50 gift card ?

 

[raskolnikov]

Does anyone know how much these idiots pay for say a $50 gift card ?

Who cares? It's the convince.

 

[Spanish Sahara]

Does anyone know how much these idiots pay for say a $50 gift card ?

At least $55 but that’s not the point, it’s all about the convince!

 

[perthblue]

convince > money

 

[Mofra]

At least $55 but that’s not the point, it’s all about the convince!

That sounds too expensive. Can't I just make 12 easy payments of $5 instead?