Certified Legendary Thread Chrisco Hampers - who in their right mind buys them ?

[The Sultan]

Sadly, recent posts are merely about utter confusion how to use the internet or reset a password, vague discussions about whether a hamper type is "worth it" (note: none of it is), and sadly, people proudly posting about the fact that they've ordered Mastercard pre-paid cards. In other words, their own money. On a card. That they've paid in advance and Chrisco can get interest on. While charging you a 5% fee for the benefit of doing so.

FMD, just checked
Coles $250 gift Card

• 57 x $4.48 = $255.36 payment
• $12 x delivery fee
• assume card has activation fee $5 ?

• so you pay, $267.36, and get approx. $245

 

[The Sultan]

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chrisco.com.au

$8525 + $55 delivery

JB HiFi = $4995

 

[threenewpadlocks]

FMD, just checked
Coles $250 gift Card

• 57 x $4.48 = $255.36 payment
• $12 x delivery fee
• assume card has activation fee $5 ?

• so you pay, $267.36, and get approx. $245

Which, ironically, is if you then took $245 to Coles, you would still get more than $260 worth of spending at Chrisco:

Heinz Variety

Heinz Varieties has a size for everyone. Great with meals or just a delicious snack. Great for camping, or on toast. Select a Mix & Match hamper to build your ultimate hamper.

chrisco.com.au

You're paying a tad over $10 a kilo for baked beans and tinned spaghetti

Buy Heinz Baked Beans English Recipe Beans 555g | Coles

Shop Heinz Baked Beans English Recipe Beans 555g and other great products online or in-store at Coles.

www.coles.com.au

$6.31 a kilo

Crico would be purchasing it for cheaper than Coles would be, too, meaning that they could pass on some of the costs.

 

[threenewpadlocks]

St John Defibrillator

Designed for both first-time and experienced responders, combining user-friendliness with advanced technology. Features Intellisense™ CPR (ICPR) for real-time feedback on compression depth and rate, and automatically delivers a shock if a shockable...

chrisco.com.au

Putting aside who in their right mind would purchase a defibrillator on Chrisco:

Chrisco are still charging a 13% premium on a defribilator:

St John Ambulance G5 Fully Automatic Defibrillator

Proven Technology The St John Ambulance G5 fully automatic defibrillator analyses the patient's heart rhythm in seconds and delivers a customised shock for each patient.Rescue Ready® The St John Ambulance G5 fully automatic defibrillator is rugged and performs the most comprehensive self-testing...

shop.stjohn.org.au

And imagine having the fact that you've taken a majority (if not all) of the money for something that could quite literally and directly save someone's life, in advance, yet you haven't given them the product that could save their life, on your conscience.

No words.

 

[arrowman]

TCL 4K UHD Mini LED QLED Google TV - 98in

Experience ultimate entertainment with the TCL TV, featuring MINI LED and a 200Hz Clear Motion rate, perfect for gaming, sports, movies, and more. With Quantum Dot technology, Wide Color Gamut, HDR10+, and Dolby Vision, it delivers vibrant colors,...

chrisco.com.au

$8525 + $55 delivery

JB HiFi = $4995

You're not doing it right. It's $710 cough per month cough vs $4995. Clear saving, there.

 

[Billy ray]

I reckon strong correlation between crico customers and luke darcy fans

 

[The Sultan]

You're not doing it right. It's $710 cough per month cough vs $4995. Clear saving, there.

Ahh forgot about the convince

 

[darcytiger]

Sadly, recent posts are merely about utter confusion how to use the internet or reset a password, vague discussions about whether a hamper type is "worth it" (note: none of it is), and sadly, people proudly posting about the fact that they've ordered Mastercard pre-paid cards. In other words, their own money. On a card. That they've paid in advance and Chrisco can get interest on. While charging you a 5% fee for the benefit of doing so.

I'm still waiting for the day that Crico does Crico gift cards. Pay in advance for gift cards that you can use for next year, where you can buy more Crico gift cards from next year's catalogue!

I baited yesterday to try and see how much people are spending. Got a lady that showed her 26k screenshot!!

 

[darcytiger]

St John Defibrillator

Designed for both first-time and experienced responders, combining user-friendliness with advanced technology. Features Intellisense™ CPR (ICPR) for real-time feedback on compression depth and rate, and automatically delivers a shock if a shockable...

chrisco.com.au

Putting aside who in their right mind would purchase a defibrillator on Chrisco:

Chrisco are still charging a 13% premium on a defribilator:

St John Ambulance G5 Fully Automatic Defibrillator

Proven Technology The St John Ambulance G5 fully automatic defibrillator analyses the patient's heart rhythm in seconds and delivers a customised shock for each patient.Rescue Ready® The St John Ambulance G5 fully automatic defibrillator is rugged and performs the most comprehensive self-testing...

shop.stjohn.org.au

And imagine having the fact that you've taken a majority (if not all) of the money for something that could quite literally and directly save someone's life, in advance, yet you haven't given them the product that could save their life, on your conscience.

No words.

If you have a heart attack in 11 months time you will be sorted. That’s convince

 

[Royces Hart]

I reckon strong correlation between crico customers and luke darcy fans

Pay that again?

 

[blackshadow]

TCL 4K UHD Mini LED QLED Google TV - 98in

Experience ultimate entertainment with the TCL TV, featuring MINI LED and a 200Hz Clear Motion rate, perfect for gaming, sports, movies, and more. With Quantum Dot technology, Wide Color Gamut, HDR10+, and Dolby Vision, it delivers vibrant colors,...

chrisco.com.au

$8525 + $55 delivery

JB HiFi = $4995

That's good business!

 

[The Sultan]

I baited yesterday to try and see how much people are spending. Got a lady that showed her 26k screenshot!!

oh baited, like fishing... though you were talking about something completely different

 

[Chief]

If you have a heart attack in 11 months time you will be sorted. That’s convince

Should be an inclusion with all those frozen chips.

 

[Over The Post]

You're not doing it right. It's $710 cough per month cough vs $4995. Clear saving, there.

It's the best deal in town!

 

[Feraligatr]

Sadly, recent posts are merely about utter confusion how to use the internet or reset a password, vague discussions about whether a hamper type is "worth it" (note: none of it is), and sadly, people proudly posting about the fact that they've ordered Mastercard pre-paid cards. In other words, their own money. On a card. That they've paid in advance and Chrisco can get interest on. While charging you a 5% fee for the benefit of doing so.

I'm still waiting for the day that Crico does Crico gift cards. Pay in advance for gift cards that you can use for next year, where you can buy more Crico gift cards from next year's catalogue!

Thing is Coles and Safeway often have discounts on Giftcards throughout the year. Often up to 25 percent off.

Just a bit of better money management and you can save heaps.

 

[DickieKnee]

Ahh forgot about the convince

Is there a penalty if you are late paying the monthly payment even with the convince?

 

[Cleavy]

"were me Crico?"

 

[kickazz]

I'm still waiting for the day that Crico does Crico gift cards. Pay in advance for gift cards that you can use for next year, where you can buy more Crico gift cards from next year's catalogue!

I hereby nominate you for the Nobel Prize in Economics.

 

[Billy ray]

I hereby nominate you for the Nobel Prize in Economics.

Seconded

 

[raskolnikov]

 

[Mofra]

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The dictionary hamper

 

[Gough]

The dictionary hamper

A concise Oxford for the price of a shorter.

 

[raskolnikov]

Because getting older is a part of the human condition.

 

[arrowman]

Because getting older is a part of the human condition.

Yes, but in Crico time you'll be 15 months older this time next year.

 

[threenewpadlocks]

The dictionary hamper

Can the dictionary hamper please also include a crico-english translation book too: