Media ClarkeMedia Presents: Disputed* Top 100 Qootballers

[ClarkeM]

The history of this league is long and illustrious, and the champions are many. Over the first 26 seasons of the Sweet FA, the league has changed, developed, and then changed and developed some more.

But the question remains: who has been the greatest of them all?

In this thread, I will be counting down the disputed* top 100 qootballers of all time based on the gobsmackingly excellent ClarkeManagement Formula™.

Frequently Asked Questions:

Will you actually finish this thread?
Yes before Headless finshes his.

Will this basically just be counting down those who have scored the most DT/Exie points in their careers?
No I have devised my own archaic formula which has proven to be the most effective method to measure dispute.

Isn't it obvious that you, ClarkeM, will be #999?
You'd think so, wouldn't you?

What can I do in return for this amazing thread?
All I want is Headless to realise beez votes are worthless.

Haven't other posters done really similar threads in the past?
Yeah. But theirs haven't been disputed*.

Is it really disputed*?
Yes.

Can I ask for my position?
No.

The Countdown So Far:

Spoiler

#100 - Packedlunch (Warriors)
Dispute Points - 55790

#99 - spookism (Hawks)
Dispute Points - 56313

#98 - Smartys Power (Royals)
Dispute Points - 58064

#97 - GreyCrow (Royals)
Dispute Points - 59185

#96 - BoshtrichBurger (Warriors)
Dispute Points - 60561​

#95 - chefmeister (Dragons)
Dispute Points - 63004

#94 - Lsta062 (Furies)
Dispute Points - 63863

#93 - MrPremiership (Royals)
Dispute Points - 63943

#92 - Test Tickle (Bears)
Dispute Points - 64497

#91 - Vdubs (Gumbies)
Dispute Points - 68675
​

#90 - leobarryustar (Warriors)
Dispute Points - 69889

#89 - Tommycash (Bears)
Dispute Points - 70091

#88 Tony Lynn 15 (Bombers)
Dispute Points - 70533

#87 - Far Kern (Swamprats)
Dispute Points - 71259

#86 - sportsmaniac89 (Swamprats)
Dispute Points - 71391​

#85 - Freofalcon (Warriors)
Dispute Points - 72344

#84 - Tarkyn_24 (Demons)
Dispute Points - 72462

#83 - Wooshette (Warriors)
Dispute Points - 72569

#82 - Citroin (Bombers)
Dispute Points - 74993

#81 - AceAndy (Dragons)
Dispute Points - 75017​

#80 - fumbler (Royals)
Dispute Points - 76478

#79 - Sausages (Bears)
Dispute Points - 77201

#78 - Klim (Roys)
Dispute Points - 79047

#77 - Smoooothy (Warriors)
Dispute Points - 80698

#76 - Jatz (Dragons)
Dispute Points - 81483​

#75 - croweater 41 (Wonders)
Dispute Points - 82079

#74 - DemonJim (Demons)
Dispute Points - 82099

#73 - acuguy (Gumbies)
Dispute Points - 82410

#72 - dougthelegend (Bombers)
Dispute Points - 83360

#71 - mightymalaka (Furies)
Dispute Points - 83534​

#70 - Headless (Demons)
Dispute Points - 83606

#69 - cammo6556 (Dragons)
Dispute Points - 85853

#68 - Pea Nut (Dragons)
Dispute Points - 87495

#67 - Obeanie1 (Swamprats)
Dispute Points - 91657

#66 - fleabitten (Demons)
Dispute Points - 93177
​

#65 - Shadow Man (Furies)
Dispute Points - 95097

#64 - kane249 (Bears)
Dispute Points - 95104

#63 - BallaratBulldog (Wonders)
Dispute Points - 97349

#62 - tonygeeks (Swamprats)
Dispute Points - 98762

#61 - vanders (Hawks)
Dispute Points - 99845​

#60 - Macca19 (Swamprats)
Dispute Points - 102509

#59 - WaynesWorld19 (Bombers)
Dispute Points - 103072

#58 - rfctiger74 (Furies)
Dispute Points - 105316

#57 - Sterge (Furies)
Dispute Points - 106199

#56 - brahj (Royals)
Dispute Points - 106884​

#55 - miss_kate18 (Warriors)
Dispute Points - 108074

#54 - CJMB (Bombers)
Dispute Points - 108330

#53 - Agent93 (Hawks)
Dispute Points - 108658

#52 - Marklar_33 (Wonders)
Dispute Points - 108764

#51 - Brick Loosener (Gumbies)
Dispute Points - 111906​

#50 - PerfectFooty (Wonders)
Dispute Points - 113245

#49 - Shermy (Bombers)
Dispute Points - 113565

#48 - sante (Demons)
Dispute Points - 120026

#47 - cats2rise (Demons)
Dispute Points - 121277

#46 - roo2macca (Gumbies)
Dispute Points - 121398​

#45 - TheHairyGamer (Wonders)
Dispute Points - 122600

#44 - Paddles_ (Royals)
Dispute Points - 122977

#43 - burningdwarf (Royals)
Dispute Points - 123870

#42 - MattWriting (Gumbies)
Dispute Points - 126468

#41 - Mooch (Roys)
Dispute Points - 127743
​

#40 - mistylake (Dragons)
Dispute Points - 129633

#39 - TheMidRunner (Furies)
Dispute Points - 131638

#38 - Thetrader15 (Demons)
Dispute Points - 132226

#37 - Barrybran (Bears)
Dispute Points - 135003

#36 - crowmyzone (Bombers)
Dispute Points - 135102​

#35 - Beutbrute (Wonders)
Dispute Points - 138494

#34 - Red mist (Hawks)
Dispute Points - 142904

#33 - Itsmyshow (Warriors)
Dispute Points - 145361

#32 - Bucking Beads (Wonders)
Dispute Points - 146101

#31 - ctacp (Bombers)
Dispute Points - 146472
​

#30 - WaLkEr_ThE_StAr (Gumbies)
Dispute Points - 146581

#29 - NSWCROW (Gumbies)
Dispute Points - 147209

#28 - Huntercrow (Gumbies)
Dispute Points - 148850

#27 - JoshWoodenSpoon (Bears)
Dispute Points - 149896

#26 - UAWM (Furies)
Dispute Points - 150117​

#25 - ShaunDuggan (Royals)
Dispute Points - 150787

#24 - A Swallow (Dragons)
Dispute Points - 152149

#23 - NTRabbit (Royals)
Dispute Points - 155474

#22 - grumbleguts (Royals)
Dispute Points - 155976

#21 - Blaze Storm (Dragons)
Dispute Points - 156074​

#20 - Yakker (Demons)
Dispute Points - 159816

#19 - I bleed Blue (Bombers)
Dispute Points - 160351

#18 - harry000 (Warriors)
Dispute Points - 161285

#17 - TheMase (Swamprats)
Dispute Points - 162623

#16 - Ant Bear (Swamprats)
Dispute Points - 164371
​

 

[ClarkeM]

#100 - Packedlunch (Warriors)
Dispute Points - 55790

#99 - spookism (Hawks)
Dispute Points - 56313

#98 - Smartys Power (Royals)
Dispute Points - 58064

#97 - GreyCrow (Royals)
Dispute Points - 59185

#96 - BoshtrichBurger (Warriors)
Dispute Points - 60561​

 

[ClarkeM]

#95 - chefmeister (Dragons)
Dispute Points - 63004

#94 - Lsta062 (Furies)
Dispute Points - 63863

#93 - MrPremiership (Royals)
Dispute Points - 63943

#92 - Test Tickle (Bears)
Dispute Points - 64497

#91 - Vdubs (Gumbies)
Dispute Points - 68675
​

 

[Gentlemen]

put me in or i'll report bomb this thread.

 

[ClarkeM]

#90 - leobarryustar (Warriors)
Dispute Points - 69889

#89 - Tommycash (Bears)
Dispute Points - 70091

#88 Tony Lynn 15 (Bombers)
Dispute Points - 70533

#87 - Far Kern (Swamprats)
Dispute Points - 71259

#86 - sportsmaniac89 (Swamprats)
Dispute Points - 71391​

 

[ClarkeM]

put me in or i'll report bomb this thread.

Well that's disputable...

 

[ClarkeM]

#85 - Freofalcon (Warriors)
Dispute Points - 72344

#84 - Tarkyn_24 (Demons)
Dispute Points - 72462

#83 - Wooshette (Warriors)
Dispute Points - 72569

#82 - Citroin (Bombers)
Dispute Points - 74993

#81 - AceAndy (Dragons)
Dispute Points - 75017​

 

[Sab22]

Surely top 50 finish for all the Wonders

 

[Tarkyn_24]

I bow to AceAndy

 

[ClarkeM]

#80 - fumbler (Royals)
Dispute Points - 76478

#79 - Sausages (Bears)
Dispute Points - 77201

#78 - Klim (Roys)
Dispute Points - 79047

#77 - Smoooothy (Warriors)
Dispute Points - 80698

#76 - Jatz (Dragons)
Dispute Points - 81483​

 

[ClarkeM]

That'll do for the night. My thread isn't even 30 minutes old yet, I'm already further into my Top 100 than Headless' which has been live for two days.

That's indisputable.

 

[Wosh]

#85 - Freofalcon (Warriors)
Dispute Points - 72344

#84 - Tarkyn_24 (Demons)
Dispute Points - 72462

#83 - Wooshette (Warriors)
Dispute Points - 72569

#82 - Citroin (Bombers)
Dispute Points - 74993

#81 - AceAndy (Dragons)
Dispute Points - 75017​

No idea what this is but always happy to be mentioned by Clarkey x

 

[Ant Bear]

Some of these names are just made up

 

[ClarkeM]

Some of these names are just made up

That’s disputable.

 

[TedDougChris]

I have no idea what this is, but go Klim !!!

 

[spookism]

I'm the only recognisable Sweet FAer in that list so far.

Is that a good thing, or bad?

 

[The Half Back]

Can't wait to rank higher than Gentlemen in this thread.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

#90 - leobarryustar (Warriors)
Dispute Points - 69889

#89 - Tommycash (Bears)
Dispute Points - 70091

#88 Tony Lynn 15 (Bombers)
Dispute Points - 70533

#87 - Far Kern (Swamprats)
Dispute Points - 71259

#86 - sportsmaniac89 (Swamprats)
Dispute Points - 71391​

I believe in China 8 is a very lucky number.

 

[Headless]

Landfill.

 

[ClarkeM]

#75 - croweater 41 (Wonders)
Dispute Points - 82079

#74 - DemonJim (Demons)
Dispute Points - 82099

#73 - acuguy (Gumbies)
Dispute Points - 82410

#72 - dougthelegend (Bombers)
Dispute Points - 83360

#71 - mightymalaka (Furies)
Dispute Points - 83534​

 

[ClarkeM]

Landfill.

That's disputable.

 

[mightymalaka]

#75 - croweater 41 (Wonders)
Dispute Points - 82079

#74 - DemonJim (Demons)
Dispute Points - 82099

#73 - acuguy (Gumbies)
Dispute Points - 82410

#72 - dougthelegend (Bombers)
Dispute Points - 83360

#71 - mightymalaka (Furies)
Dispute Points - 83534​

I'm happy enough to be Livin in the 70's!
Feel like i got my tease
Got the right day
But i got the wrong week

And i'm not getting paid
For being a freak!

71 was a decent year....Led Zeppelin 4 was released....Saints made the GF.....Cowboy knocked Hudson's head into the southern stand!
Alas we still found a way to lose!

 

[ClarkeM]

#70 - Headless (Demons)
Dispute Points - 83606

#69 - cammo6556 (Dragons)
Dispute Points - 85853

#68 - Pea Nut (Dragons)
Dispute Points - 87495

#67 - Obeanie1 (Swamprats)
Dispute Points - 91657

#66 - fleabitten (Demons)
Dispute Points - 93177
​

 

[ClarkeM]

#65 - Shadow Man (Furies)
Dispute Points - 95097

#64 - kane249 (Bears)
Dispute Points - 95104

#63 - BallaratBulldog (Wonders)
Dispute Points - 97349

#62 - tonygeeks (Swamprats)
Dispute Points - 98762

#61 - vanders (Hawks)
Dispute Points - 99845​

 

[ClarkeM]

#60 - Macca19 (Swamprats)
Dispute Points - 102509

#59 - WaynesWorld19 (Bombers)
Dispute Points - 103072

#58 - rfctiger74 (Furies)
Dispute Points - 105316

#57 - Sterge (Furies)
Dispute Points - 106199

#56 - brahj (Royals)
Dispute Points - 106884​