Game Day Cocaine Goody's GoDees vs Toby's Orange Tsunami as Kozi Pickett's Meltank farewell tour kicks off

[Elmer_Hauser]

Giants by plenty.

Shocking weather in Melly today be shocked if there will bemore than 10 K at the G

 

[zackah]

37 yesterday, 17 today. Never change Melbum

 

[Pistol Night]

Even the weather cant be ****ed watching Melbourne play

 

[Sqotty from office works]

I've seen enough.
Only chitkickers play on GP Sunday.
Toby by 26

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

37 yesterday, 17 today. Never change Melbum

We needed this rain badly. I am concerned about severe bushfires breaking out around the Montrose/Kilsyth area. I have friends and former girlfriends who live there

 

[Pistol Night]

We needed this rain badly. I am concerned about severe bushfires breaking out around the Montrose/Kilsyth area. I have friends and former girlfriends who live there

Get on a hot streak at the Kilsyth pub until exhausting the supply? Respect

 

[Mofra]

We needed this rain badly. I am concerned about severe bushfires breaking out around the Montrose/Kilsyth area. I have friends and former girlfriends who live there

I had an ex-girlfriend pass away recently.

Which was tragic, because it was the wrong one.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Get on a hot streak at the Kilsyth pub until exhausting the supply? Respect

An ex GF's step father owned an elite Ford Mustang factory up at Kilsyth.

 

[Pistol Night]

An ex GF's step father owned an elite Ford Mustang factory up at Kilsyth.

A GF with daddy issues and a Ford Mustang empire to inherit. Should have married her

 

[catscratchfever]

I had an ex-girlfriend pass away recently.

Which was tragic, because it was the wrong one.

I've had about 8 ex-girlfriends and ex-friends pass away in the past 5 years or so. All from cancer. I have the evil touch. You have been warned!

 

[Pistol Night]

I've had about 8 ex-girlfriends and ex-friends pass away in the past 5 years or so. All from cancer. I have the evil touch. You have been warned!

Id be checking your nuts for cancer. Sounds like thats ground zero

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

A GF with daddy issues and a Ford Mustang empire to inherit. Should have married her

She was an mad Essingtin supporter. It wouldn't have lasted in the long run

 

[Mofra]

I've had about 8 ex-girlfriends and ex-friends pass away in the past 5 years or so. All from cancer. I have the evil touch. You have been warned!

Can I set you up with someone?
I'll pay...

 

[Pistol Night]

Can I set you up with someone?
I'll pay...

This could be a good idea for an assassin movie

 

[catscratchfever]

Id be checking your nuts for cancer. Sounds like thats ground zero

I avoid the big C by passing it on to others. That's what I meant by 'evil touch'.

However, I'm not AC/DC so not sure what happened to the blokes except they were all massive drinkers & smokers.

 

[Pistol Night]

I avoid the big C by passing it on to others. That's what I meant by 'evil touch'.

However, I'm not AC/DC so not sure what happened to the blokes except they were all massive drinkers & smokers.

Maybe your balls have Bluetooth disease spreading capabilities. You sound like a superhero

 

[Pistol Night]

She was an mad Essingtin supporter. It wouldn't have lasted in the long run

Do Carlton supporters only marry other Carlton supporters like a shit royal family?

 

[zackah]

Do Carlton supporters only marry other Carlton supporters like a shit royal family?

It would explain why they are all a bunch of campaigners

 

[catscratchfever]

Can I set you up with someone?
I'll pay...

How ugly is she? Cut price if she looks anything like Naomi Campbell.

Tell the effing truth

 

[Mofra]

How ugly is she? Cut price if she looks anything like Naomi Campbell.

Tell the effing truth

Um, how strict is your 'teeth' policy?

 

[catscratchfever]

Um, how strict is your 'teeth' policy?

I won't go to Wobblewood, no effing way.

 

[Pistol Night]

How ugly is she? Cut price if she looks anything like Naomi Campbell.

Tell the effing truth

How much would Gina Rinehart cost then?

 

[Pistol Night]

Um, how strict is your 'teeth' policy?

Is she 93 years old?

 

[catscratchfever]

How much would Gina Rinehart cost then?

There's not enough rice in China to make that worthwhile

 

[Mofra]

Is she 93 years old?

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