Preview Collingwood v Geelong, 17 March 7.40pm

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The earth is hard, but the ox is patient -- or something similar that Malthouse once said. I am not an ox, I am not patient, but finally the season is on the horizon. We kick off our season against Geelong, reigning premiers, Henry-thieves, perennial finalists, who impossibly, unbelievably, ridiculously, have been allowed to refresh their list by some idiotic AFL rules and some smart planning and skullduggery.

The Might Magpies

Collingwood enter the season with great hope after the victories of last year, but with some downers too. For starters, there's the suspension of Ginnivan, brought about by some arseh*le who thought it was okay to film inside a toilet cubicle. The injury to Lipinski which might have him out for 6-12 weeks. The potential suspension of DeGoey, who was looking like the Hulk in the centre, bursting through the flimsy tackes of our opponents. All of these hurt, let's face it. Fingers crossed that the outcomes are better than they appear. There's a lot at stake for Collingwood, who has a tough start to the year.

The Feral Cats

I don't hate the cats, mostly because I remember the neverenging tragedy that was their 1980s and 1990s teams. There was a time when they never appeared likely to win. Frankly, we pitied them in the way we pity the Saints. Things have changed but I'm more curious than full of hatred. Will they ever age out? Will we see a drop-off in the Geelong champions? Every year I think they're too old and every year they surprise me. Some astute recruitment and they will again be back in the hunt this year. Their practice match against Brisbane wasn't impressive but Scott and their football department will take a similar approach to last year -- to have them ready for finals. This might just mean we could get the jump on them.

Talking points

1. Will we see any aging from the Geelong stars, and will their recruits fill the gaps?
2. Will the Collingwood midfield get on top? With our new setup, boasting Mitchell, N. Daicos, DeGoey (if he plays), Adams, and a few others rotating through, our midfield is as deep as any. Can we get on top? And will our rucks, solid but unspectacular so far, give them the service they deserve? Will Geelong's ruck brigade, equally unspectacular, even the contest?
3. Can Collingwood tighten its defence? We've been too easy to score against, pushing hard up but being vulnerable out the back. Can B Frampton stand up?
4. Will our new forward line prove to be more destructive, as it has promised? McStay and Hill look likely types. Our ball movement is kamikaze in the best sense.

The Washup

It's a bit of an unknown for the start of the year. Teams are at different stages of preparation. New recruits are untested. Geelong are the reigning premiers and there are as many questions around our team as theirs. Our early preparation has looked good. They have looked sluggish and missing a few stars. They're a champion team, we're a mix of champions and youth full of potential. Expect a to-and-fro battle, before they pull away at the last. If De Goey plays he might make all the difference, but my reading is he'll get a week, and that will be the difference.

Geelong by 7 points in a cut-and-thrust affair, much to my chagrin.
 

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Sorry Jen, that’s just how I see it. If De Goey plays I’m all aboard.
That's not how this board works haha. Even lying helps. Get on board with the false promises. People don't want realistic expectations here. #DoBetter :p
 
That's not how this board works haha. Even lying helps. Get on board with the false promises. People don't want realistic expectations here. #DoBetter :p

Ha, that’s how the board works now. I’d love people to post about why we’ll win And prove me wrong. I mean, there’s a good chance we will. But from me you’ll get the brutal truth. That’s just how I roll.
 
Ha, that’s how the board works now. I’d love people to post about why we’ll win And prove me wrong. I mean, there’s a good chance we will. But from me you’ll get the brutal truth. That’s just how I roll.
We have improved our list. We should have beat them twice last year. What if Cameron and Hawkins don't play? What if only Cameron does? We certainly can win, it'll be who does the simple things better. Lets hope its us.
 
5 lists in the comp I rate higher than ours. Geel, Melb, dogs, Carlton, bris . Both teams are going to have outs next week so no excuses. I’d love us to win. But it’s still the reigning premier. Heart says win by 3 goals, head says lose by that
But we have the wood on Melbourne
 
Geelong by 7 points in a cut-and-thrust affair, much to my chagrin.

Even Greta Thunberg is p*ssed off about this prediction.

What’s wrong with wild unwarranted claims of Collingwood superiority, deluded statements about our better pre-season, boasts about a ten goal win for the Pies?

The preview of the first game has no place being balanced and considered.

But apart from all that, thanks for the preview.

Cheers, VP

How Dare You Greta GIF
 
We have improved our list. We should have beat them twice last year. What if Cameron and Hawkins don't play? What if only Cameron does? We certainly can win, it'll be who does the simple things better. Lets hope its us.

Yeah, I could totally see that. I do think the loss of Lipinski will hurt, and De Goey -- should he get a week -- will really hurt.
But we have the wood on Melbourne

Not now they have Grundy... uhg, oops, sorry. Yes we do!
 
Even Greta Thunberg is p*ssed off about this prediction.

What’s wrong with wild unwarranted claims of Collingwood superiority, deluded statements about our better pre-season, boasts about a ten goal win for the Pies?

The preview of the first game has no place being balanced and considered.

But apart from all that, thanks for the preview.

Cheers, VP

How Dare You Greta GIF

Oh Greta. What a darling. Mind you, she calls it how she sees it too! :)
 
Yeah, I could totally see that. I do think the loss of Lipinski will hurt, and De Goey -- should he get a week -- will really hurt.
For sure. Lets hope he doesn't get suspended, and that Lippa's shoulder isn't that bad. But yeah, those two are huge to how we play.
 

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Round 1 always hard to predict, can’t take to much from the preseason but our defence will be back to its best come round 1. Lippy will hurt and hopefully degoey escapes with a fine. The loss of Hawkins and J Henry will hurt them. Pies to start the year off with a bang and win by 31pts. McStay to kick 4
 
As long as De Goey doesn't get penalised, the only question (or one of them) is who replaces Lippa.

Other questions.
Two rucks?
Frampton v Murphy. With Maynard back, don't think we can play them both. Might be horses for courses.

They'll be finalising the squad soon, and hopefully training I'll get an idea.
 
5 lists in the comp I rate higher than ours. Geel, Melb, dogs, Carlton, bris . Both teams are going to have outs next week so no excuses. I’d love us to win. But it’s still the reigning premier. Heart says win by 3 goals, head says lose by that
Yet Melbourne have struggled to beat us for the past 5 years. Geelong fell in against us twice last year. Well. the first time around they came back from a 6 goal deficit but how did a team with a better list find itself six goals down? Brissy beat us by a kick on their home patch and we beat the Blues twice.
As Jen said, we have improved our list so I would expect us to continue to match these so called superior squads even though they too have added to their lists.
It reminds me of my playing days. Every time we ran out and did our warm up lap, I would check out our opposition and I always thought they looked bigger, tougher and stronger than my side even when we were a top four side. Psychological.
 
Oh Greta. What a darling. Mind you, she calls it how she sees it too! :)
Controlled by her evil parents that made multi million dollar book deals for themselves.
I don't like her although it's not her fault.
 
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As long as De Goey doesn't get penalised, the only question (or one of them) is who replaces Lippa.

Other questions.
Two rucks?
Frampton v Murphy. With Maynard back, don't think we can play them both. Might be horses for courses.

They'll be finalising the squad soon, and hopefully training I'll get an idea.
JC is probably the best like for like for Lippa as a mid/fwd. I hope that’s the way they go. He has an opportunity to cement a spot in the side while Lips is out injured.

I rate the kid. Would love to see him get some early games under the belt. Has the ability to launch a bomb from 50 out, and looks to have worked on his tank. Need all the scoring firepower we can get.
 
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