Collingwood Notable
FB Maddog Murphy, Darce, Q
HB Smothers, 382.Pendles, Marking GOAT
C Steele, Jordan De Goey, Jaicos
HF Bobby Hill, Checkers, Lippa
FF Jamie, Daniel McStay, Hyphen
FOL COX, Beau McCreery, Crispy
IC Brownlow Mitchell, Cameron, Naicos, Markov
EMG Johnny F*cking Noble, Fin, Billy Frankston, Ginni
GWS Notable
Lachie Covefe
The Game
GWS are more than Toby.
They are the trust fund kiddies of the AFL, funded at $331,667.45 per genuine member.
Their supporter base is less orange tsunami and more Fukushima seepage.
And whilst they try to give off gangsta vibes, they are inner Sydney latte poseurs.
Yet they believe they can roll a big club after defeating Potato Head’s imposters.
Won’t be happening this week.
Our defenders will dominate.
Last outing, Maynard killed Bambi and destroyed a whole club in a smother. He will out-muscle Toby. And Q will out-run and out-mark him as part of team defence.
Generational Jesse is a fragile petal. Darce will footycuck him. By the third quarter, Jesse will be snorting Darce’s armpit.
The hype-merchants are banging on about GWS’ pace. But it will be Markov, Bobby, Naicos, Jaicos, Crispy, Jordy et al who are going to tear it up. While Pendles and Sidey will keep things cooler than a nun’s love.
Checkers 4 goals and Jamie 4 goals will terrify the fanta monkeys. And Beau has been practising an Orca tackle that can remove a liver without an incision.
COXY Prelim Redux.
The team loves this ground; we love this ground. The noise will be mental. How good is it to barrack for this club!?
The GF beckons.
Collingwood by 64 points
FB Maddog Murphy, Darce, Q
HB Smothers, 382.Pendles, Marking GOAT
C Steele, Jordan De Goey, Jaicos
HF Bobby Hill, Checkers, Lippa
FF Jamie, Daniel McStay, Hyphen
FOL COX, Beau McCreery, Crispy
IC Brownlow Mitchell, Cameron, Naicos, Markov
EMG Johnny F*cking Noble, Fin, Billy Frankston, Ginni
GWS Notable
Lachie Covefe
The Game
GWS are more than Toby.
They are the trust fund kiddies of the AFL, funded at $331,667.45 per genuine member.
Their supporter base is less orange tsunami and more Fukushima seepage.
And whilst they try to give off gangsta vibes, they are inner Sydney latte poseurs.
Yet they believe they can roll a big club after defeating Potato Head’s imposters.
Won’t be happening this week.
Our defenders will dominate.
Last outing, Maynard killed Bambi and destroyed a whole club in a smother. He will out-muscle Toby. And Q will out-run and out-mark him as part of team defence.
Generational Jesse is a fragile petal. Darce will footycuck him. By the third quarter, Jesse will be snorting Darce’s armpit.
The hype-merchants are banging on about GWS’ pace. But it will be Markov, Bobby, Naicos, Jaicos, Crispy, Jordy et al who are going to tear it up. While Pendles and Sidey will keep things cooler than a nun’s love.
Checkers 4 goals and Jamie 4 goals will terrify the fanta monkeys. And Beau has been practising an Orca tackle that can remove a liver without an incision.
COXY Prelim Redux.
The team loves this ground; we love this ground. The noise will be mental. How good is it to barrack for this club!?
The GF beckons.
Collingwood by 64 points
. It is going to be huge! 
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