Opinion Commentary & Media VI

[Mav]

Wow, what a crap name but hey not unexpected from the genius alumni within the AFL.

What would you have called it?

 

[Flawed Genius]

Should North Melbourne have a monopoly on Good Friday footy?

The Western Bulldogs have reportedly been punted from Good Friday Football for 2023, with Carlton set to be added.

www.sen.com.au

I'm not sure it's possible to hate someone or something as much as I hate Kane Cornes

Gets a lot easier to ignore him when you realise Hutchison is trying to turn Cornes into Australia/Victoria's Skip Bayless. Professional contrarian, professional troll. It's all for clicks, ears, eyes, attention. Cornes wouldn't believe half the shit he says

 

[see see]

What would you have called it?

The Rooter Round.

Buddy could be the official ambassador.

 

[ferball]

What would you have called it?

Just use all the lyrics from that Spandau Ballet song.

 

[My Left Foote]

What would you have called it?

I would have called it the;
'Round, 'round, get around, I get around
Yeah, I get around, 'round, 'round, I get around
I get around get around, 'round, 'round, I get around
From town to town get around, 'round, 'round, I get around
I'm a real cool head get around, 'round, 'round, I get around
I'm makin' real good bread (get around, 'round, 'round, I get around
Round.

 

[Mav]

I would have called it the;
'Round, 'round, get around, I get around
Yeah, I get around, 'round, 'round, I get around
I get around get around, 'round, 'round, I get around
From town to town get around, 'round, 'round, I get around
I'm a real cool head get around, 'round, 'round, I get around
I'm makin' real good bread (get around, 'round, 'round, I get around
Round.

I would have gone with something much simpler. Like: Not the round ball round round.

 

[Cyber_punk]

Carlton supporters have such short memories.
They’ve beaten us twice in 8 years and both times it was due to Rhyce Shaw making Polec tag Cripps up at the Gabba and the other was earlier this year having McKay and Corr injured and resorting to Walker and Bonar having to play on Harry and Curnow.

We’ve owned them.

We've battered them since 1996 really. Our record over them in that time is very one sided.

 

[Mav]

We've battered them since 1996 really. Our record over them in that time is very one sided.

24 Wins and 10 losses.

 

[Uncle_Leo]

We've battered them since 1996 really. Our record over them in that time is very one sided.

Apart from a couple of years here and there they have been a disgrace since 2001 so we should have battered them

 

[see see]

I would have called it the;
'Round, 'round, get around, I get around
Yeah, I get around, 'round, 'round, I get around
I get around get around, 'round, 'round, I get around
From town to town get around, 'round, 'round, I get around
I'm a real cool head get around, 'round, 'round, I get around
I'm makin' real good bread (get around, 'round, 'round, I get around
Round.

Nice.

I'm thinking this would go alright too:

Spoiler: Explicit (but very funny) lyrics

Look around-round, look around-round, look around
Look around-round, look around-round, look-a, look-a
Look around-round, look around-round, look around
Look around-round, look around-round, look-a, look-a

You're only one fad away from being retro
You're only one drug away from liking techno
You're only one glasses of pair from dyslexia
You're only one Cleo mag from anorexia

You're only five yards from a ****wit
You're only five yards from a ****wit

You're only one download from this song's copyright
You're only one Tim Tam away from cellulite
You're only one phone call from captaining the Aussie side
You're only one lifestyle show from suicide
You're only one station from John Laws' shit
You're only one lobotomy from believing it
(Look around, look around)

You're only five yards from a ****wit
You're only five yards from a ****wit
You're only five yards from a ****wit

You're only one tabloid press from a lynch mob
You're only one acting role from a real job
You're only one strip of flesh from your bones
You're only one species away from Alan Jones
You're only one small speck in space
You're only one life, soon erased
Be there none left on Earth but you
One thing will still remain true

You're only five yards from a ****wit
You're only five yards from a ****wit
You're only five yards from a ****wit

 

[Hojuman]

In 2024, they can play games in country Victoria and call it the Leongatha Round.

Yeh, but l bet the AFL wants to play Leongatha round in Wangaratta.

 

[My Left Foote]

Nice.

I'm thinking this would go alright too:

Spoiler: Explicit (but very funny) lyrics

Look around-round, look around-round, look around
Look around-round, look around-round, look-a, look-a
Look around-round, look around-round, look around
Look around-round, look around-round, look-a, look-a

You're only one fad away from being retro
You're only one drug away from liking techno
You're only one glasses of pair from dyslexia
You're only one Cleo mag from anorexia

You're only five yards from a *******
You're only five yards from a *******

You're only one download from this song's copyright
You're only one Tim Tam away from cellulite
You're only one phone call from captaining the Aussie side
You're only one lifestyle show from suicide
You're only one station from John Laws' s**t
You're only one lobotomy from believing it
(Look around, look around)

You're only five yards from a *******
You're only five yards from a *******
You're only five yards from a *******

You're only one tabloid press from a lynch mob
You're only one acting role from a real job
You're only one strip of flesh from your bones
You're only one species away from Alan Jones
You're only one small speck in space
You're only one life, soon erased
Be there none left on Earth but you
One thing will still remain true

You're only five yards from a *******
You're only five yards from a *******
You're only five yards from a *******

The look around-round, look around-round, look around. Round

Love it, so on point.

 

[see see]

I'd also like to see a Barry Round at some point in the future. It would be a fantastic opportunity to honour the great Barrys of the game: Cable, Breen, Davis, Stoneham, Mitchell, Round, Hall, Leo, Crocker (His rendition of The Impossible Dream before the 1997 GF was the GOAT of pregame entertainment. No-one denies this), etc.

Make it happen Gilligans

 

[Bertie22]

I'd also like to see a Barry Round at some point in the future. It would be a fantastic opportunity to honour the great Barrys of the game: Cable, Breen, Davis, Stoneham, Mitchell, Round, Hall, Leo, Crocker (His rendition of The Impossible Dream before the 1997 GF was the GOAT of pregame entertainment. No-one denies this), etc.

Make it happen Gilligans

Agree, right down to the beige 3 piece suit, with wide lapels and massive flared trousers. GOAT indeed.

 

[Val Keating]

What would you have called it?

The barrel round

 

[Makeshift Park]

The blank round.

 

[Hojuman]

Agree, right down to the beige 3 piece suit, with wide lapels and massive flared trousers. GOAT indeed.

Ben Lexcen got his winged keel idea from Barass'es 1977 shirt. ITK

 

[Samsquanch]

Agree, right down to the beige 3 piece suit, with wide lapels and massive flared trousers. GOAT indeed.

That and the powder blue version were staple wedding suits of the 70s.

What a time to be alive!

But here's the thing... These fashions will cycle back. Believe me. And when it happens, apart from the faint smell of mothballs, Gasometer, Hojuman, myself and a few others on this forum will be strutting on our Zimmer frames matey!

 

[CURVE]

Should North Melbourne have a monopoly on Good Friday footy?

The Western Bulldogs have reportedly been punted from Good Friday Football for 2023, with Carlton set to be added.

www.sen.com.au

I'm not sure it's possible to hate someone or something as much as I hate Kane Cornes

Further proof that Caro has successfully seduced Kane into continuing the anti-NMFC sh!t she has been spewing for the last 40 years.

She must look mighty fine in her negligee and lacey G-string.

 

[Samsquanch]

 

[DunderHead]

Radelaide Round?

 

[Kanga Glory]

Johnny from Epping

 

[Psicosis]

Johnny from Epping

The ironic part is that Johnny will be his biggest fan for the next decade, dropping him off gifts from Preston market.

Was a slip of judgement from someone that is from a different generation. Really hope he doesn't get cancelled.

 

[giantroo]

What the hell happened? Anyone got the text of what was said?

https://www.news.com.au/sport/afl/afl-greats-garry-lyon-and-tim-watson-fail-to-call-out-antisemitism-on-sen-breakfast/news-story/22b2ae8c4cc223682bef5e488f3381c7

 

[Hojuman]

https://www.news.com.au/sport/afl/afl-greats-garry-lyon-and-tim-watson-fail-to-call-out-antisemitism-on-sen-breakfast/news-story/22b2ae8c4cc223682bef5e488f3381c7

That will be the end of Johnny's segment.

Not acceptable at all. Embarrassing from a North supporter too, no matter what age or era.