Opinion Commentary & Media VIII

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Would’ve preferred Hardwick if any of that is true.

As I recall, Hardwick spoke more glowingly of the Richmond opportunity and I'm not so sure that it was entirely our choice.

Euge wouldn't lie.

"Pulled out at the last moment"

So much like Gaff and Martin.

We've copped more blue balls than Johnny Bravo.

Of course, not forgetting (as this article does) that Nathan Buckley was the first person to pull out at that time before Longmire.
 

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Euge wouldn't lie.

"Pulled out at the last moment"

So much like Gaff and Martin.

We've copped more blue balls than Johnny Bravo.
Worse was Buckley. One of my greatest footy loves is the fact that he never experienced a premiership. 5hit in our face twice. Can't stand the bloke.
 
It’s pretty wild that two random people have stories of Carey having his way with their women.

It’s no wonder Carey ended up with such a warped perspective of how women should be treated and how relationships are supposed to be and the whole Stevens saga. Not an excuse but definitely an explanation for how he became who he is.

Women throwing themselves at you would be such a head ****.

Also it makes me feel cheated that we don’t at least have one bastard Carey father-son in the team right now…

Not a single contraceptive slip up?
I was at an event in a Ballarat bar with the Duck and Chicken Nixon in August last year.
While Wayne was chatting with us about life and footy. An attractive young lass probably mid-late 20s came up and started hitting on him.
He knocked her back because he was on the clock, but wouldn't surprise me if he took up her offer later on 🤣.

Despite everything that's happened, he still has that aura about him. Men want to be him, women want to be with him.
 
I was at an event in a Ballarat bar with the Duck and Chicken Nixon in August last year.
While Wayne was chatting with us about life and footy. An attractive young lass probably mid-late 20s came up and started hitting on him.
He knocked her back because he was on the clock, but wouldn't surprise me if he took up her offer later on 🤣.

Despite everything that's happened, he still has that aura about him. Men want to be him, women want to be with him.
Some, and many fewer than in the past.

Also, if I wanted a relative pickup aura I’d stand next to Nixon.
 
I was at an event in a Ballarat bar with the Duck and Chicken Nixon in August last year.
While Wayne was chatting with us about life and footy. An attractive young lass probably mid-late 20s came up and started hitting on him.
He knocked her back because he was on the clock, but wouldn't surprise me if he took up her offer later on 🤣.

Despite everything that's happened, he still has that aura about him. Men want to be him, women want to be with him.

What did these two intellectuals offer the Ballaratian audience?


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What did these two intellectuals offer the Ballaratian audience?


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Was mostly the Duck just chatting footy, with a small group of mainly North supporters. Chicken was the nominal host

Bloke still has a good footy brain. Was a good experience to hear the thoughts of arguably the GOAT, on modern football.
 
Some, and many fewer than in the past.

Also, if I wanted a relative pickup aura I’d stand next to Nixon.
True!

But despite everything that's public knowledge about him, I don’t think he struggles in that area.
Being next to Chicken's busted up bonce certainly doesn't hurt though haha.
 
I was at an event in a Ballarat bar with the Duck and Chicken Nixon in August last year.
While Wayne was chatting with us about life and footy. An attractive young lass probably mid-late 20s came up and started hitting on him.
He knocked her back because he was on the clock, but wouldn't surprise me if he took up her offer later on 🤣.

Despite everything that's happened, he still has that aura about him. Men want to be him, women want to be with him.
North boys did one of their footy trip to Vegas back in the late 90’s. They were all sitting round the pool at the hotel drinking all day. Apparently an absolute stunner came down to the pool around lunch . A fair few of the players tried having a crack but she gave them nothing . Carey didn’t so much as look at her all day . Late afternoon he gets up and tells her to come with him. She jumps out of the pool and follows him into the lift . He hadn’t told anyone but paid a high class escort to sit around the pool all day . Dougie Hawkins told me this years ago
 
I was at an event in a Ballarat bar with the Duck and Chicken Nixon in August last year.
While Wayne was chatting with us about life and footy. An attractive young lass probably mid-late 20s came up and started hitting on him.
He knocked her back because he was on the clock, but wouldn't surprise me if he took up her offer later on 🤣.

Despite everything that's happened, he still has that aura about him. Men want to be him, women want to be with him.
Yeah, nah.

I absolutely do not want to be anything like Wayne Carey.
 
Worse was Buckley. One of my greatest footy loves is the fact that he never experienced a premiership. 5hit in our face twice. Can't stand the bloke.
Holds the record for most games played and/or coached for no flags.
 
Euge wouldn't lie.

"Pulled out at the last moment"

So much like Gaff and Martin.

We've copped more blue balls than Johnny Bravo.

Less so Dustin Martin, but Andrew Gaff 100000000% had committed to us and then pulled out at the 11th hour and 59th minute.

This is a fact.
 
Would’ve preferred Hardwick if any of that is true.
Scott’s final interview was before Hardwick’s and by then we’d pretty much made up our mind that Scott was our man to the point that we didn’t offer Hardwick the opportunity to present his game plan to the panel - the height of rudeness and a staggering level of incompetence and ineptitude even by our lofty standards.
 

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