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It's almost as if we've forgotten about Scummo's Covid app which was going to be the key to getting all of this sorted.Interesting. There weren’t even multilingual options on early phone advice lines. Now watch the government and assorted troglodytes blaming people who’s first language isn’t English.
"A Victorian woman has been found hiding in the back of a truck during a Queensland Police blitz on freight vehicles passing over the state border."
Victorian found hiding in truck crossing Queensland border
www.9news.com.au
Look at this nice police officer lol
"A Victorian woman has been found hiding in the back of a truck during a Queensland Police blitz on freight vehicles passing over the state border."
Victorian found hiding in truck crossing Queensland border
www.9news.com.au
I can't believe even Morrison himself would've been delusional enough to believe that. This is the Australian government and IT we're talking about here.It's almost as if we've forgotten about Scummo's Covid app which was going to be the key to getting all of this sorted.
This could last years the way we are goingThe people who think that being in lockdown is the worst thing to ever happen while not considering that the alternative may be the far worse option in the long run. The people who think that taking a hard line approach is pointless because it's inevitable that everyone is going to get infected anyway and it only kills old people so who cares. The people who think that we're going to be in lockdown until 2030 and we'll never get to travel ever again and society is doomed.
Just one more week mate - be strong you are doing great - just one more week.This could last years the way we are going
Today | Yesterday | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | |
New Cases | 5 | 6 | 12 | 14 | 12 | 12 | 10 |
7 Day Avg | 10 | 11 | 11 | 11 | 10 | 10 | 9 |
14 Day Avg | 9 | 10 | 10 | 10 | 9 | 9 | 10 |
Postman is infected, delivers your mail, you lick mail, you're infected, give back to the postman, they lick mail, they're infected and the circle continues for all eternity.Did my civic duty this morning; voting in the Victorian council election.
In regards to the current climate, this election is 100% postal voting. Good. Makes sense.
So I did note with amusement that neither the ballot envelope nor the paid return envelope were self sealing types.
They were both of the "apply moisture to seal" style.
You know, the ones everyone used to lick.
Now you'd have to be pretty unlucky to catch covid off an envelope. But it does seem pretty funny to me
Does our postal service radiate all mail like the seppos* do?
* I don't know if this is actually true. I'm basing the knowledge off an old NCIS episode.
Yep.I'll say this again a vaccine has never wiped out any disease ever. Not everyone will take it, it will be rushed and only 60% effective at best so that means lots of people that take it will get the virus. Lastly the virus has different strains
Of all the things to do with covid, people talking like they've devoted their entire life to working in infectious disease and know all the ins and outs of the history of vaccines, virus mutations and virology, is probably my favourite thing.I'll say this again a vaccine has never wiped out any disease ever. Not everyone will take it, it will be rushed and only 60% effective at best so that means lots of people that take it will get the virus. Lastly the virus has different strains
And people who mindlessly give up their civil liberties because an epidemiologist told them to are the real big brains.Of all the things to do with covid, people talking like they've devoted their entire life to working in infectious disease and know all the ins and outs of the history of vaccines, virus mutations and virology, is probably my favourite thing.
If someone throws a percentage or the term 'comorbidity' into a sentence it's a sure sign you're talking to a legit expert.
This is satire, right?And people who mindlessly give up their civil liberties because an epidemiologist told them to are the real big brains.
No.This is satire, right?
* I don't know if this is actually true. I'm basing the knowledge off an old NCIS episode.
The people who think that being in lockdown is the worst thing to ever happen while not considering that the alternative may be the far worse option in the long run. The people who think that taking a hard line approach is pointless because it's inevitable that everyone is going to get infected anyway and it only kills old people so who cares. The people who think that we're going to be in lockdown until 2030 and we'll never get to travel ever again and society is doomed.
I'll say this again a vaccine has never wiped out any disease ever.
Hmmm...