Health Coronavirus 2020 / Worldwide (Stats live update in OP)

[Chief]

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[peternorth]

People are stealing dunny rolls at work shared amenities now

 

[Procrastinator35]

People are stealing dunny rolls at work shared amenities now

Public dunny's & Petrol Stations Are getting raided now too.

 

[peternorth]

Public dunny's & Petrol Stations Are getting raided now too.

How sad is this

 

[Procrastinator35]

How sad is this

Desperate times call for desperate measures my friend.

 

[burge13]

Anyone panic buying loo roll should be euthanized, castrated at the very least.

If you sh1t at home and have nothing to wipe, jump in the shower for 4 seconds. TP is the last thing to hoard, it's so bizarre.

 

[Gough]

How sad is this

In Britain they'll be invoking the spirit of the Blitz, apparently sleeping in Tube stations because the Germans are bombing your home is great fun.

 

[Hawk Dork]

In Britain they'll be invoking the spirit of the Blitz, apparently sleeping in Tube stations because the Germans are bombing your home is great fun.

It will be tough for the Poms they live in small houses, so dont tend to spend much time there, its usually mixing with people at the pub,the caf or the tube
Their bar fridges arent made for hoarding either

 

[Syd]

People are stealing dunny rolls at work shared amenities now

Public dunny's & Petrol Stations Are getting raided now too.

Read a facebook post last night where a woman was bragging that she got her husband to steal rolls from work due to none in her local sipermarkets

Bring on the Coronavirus cull

 

[Taylor]

Read a facebook post last night where a woman was bragging that she got her husband to steal rolls from work due to none in her local sipermarkets

Bring on the Coronavirus cull

The unprepared are the ones who die first, or start pillaging their neighbors if there is a wave of death.

 

[Syd]

The unprepared are the ones who die first, or start pillaging their neighbors if there is a wave of death.

Pillaging is in my skillset

 

[Procrastinator35]

How did the Romans get on without arse paper? I guess that is what slaves were for?

Behold the humble Tersoria.

 

[Procrastinator35]

Communal Roman toilets....The tersoria's/tersorium - for wiping your butt with - would sit in running water in the bottom ridge at your feet....The hole beneath the seats are to enable you to wipe your butt afterwards with them.

 

[Billy ray]

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Communal Roman toilets....The tersoria's/tersorium - for wiping your butt with - would sit in running water in the bottom ridge at your feet....The hole beneath the seats are to enable you to wipe your butt afterwards with them.

Fun for the whole family

 

[WCErevival]

Just came back from aldi. Place was full of Gen X and Boomers buying toilet rolls. One woman even got told to put some back by the cashier. We may be able to take on the Americans for stupidity soon.

 

[Procrastinator35]

Fun for the whole family

Quite clearly, they never stood to wipe.....No one want's stains on their Toga.

 

[Deliverance]

Public dunny's & Petrol Stations Are getting raided now too.

How are guys at beats supposed to clean up properly?

 

[Halloween Jack]

I'm doing my bit to save toilet paper by shitting in the shower and stomping it down the drain with my feet.

 

[burge13]

Has to be a ruse from the media causing panic on dunny roll rather than buying the important stuff. THEY'RE BUYING IT ALL FOR THEMSELVES, WAKE UP PEOPLE - QUICK, TO THE TINNED FOOD SECTION!!!

 

[burge13]

 

[footyfan1978]

Average person is so ****ing stupid

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Just came back from aldi. Place was full of Gen X and Boomers buying toilet rolls. One woman even got told to put some back by the cashier. We may be able to take on the Americans for stupidity soon.

then they go home and blame the Asians.

 

[Coasters7]

Would be curious to see how easy it is to start a run. Might head down to Woolies, fill a trolley up with washing powder, walk around with it for 20 minutes and put it all back. See how long it takes for the shelves to empty.

 

[PoppedCorn]

Anything less than 3 ply makes you pretty hard imo.

What u do with your toilet paper is your own business, no judgement from us at all

 

[Hawk Dork]

 

[Rob R]

Just came back from aldi. Place was full of Gen X and Boomers buying toilet rolls. One woman even got told to put some back by the cashier. We may be able to take on the Americans for stupidity soon.

They are idiots but the millenials are probably at home begging for Uberpaper to be created as walking to the shops is just too hard.

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