Mega Thread COVID-19 Carlton & the AFL - NO POLITICS/NO RELIGION/NO CONSPIRACIES ETC

[Aphrodite]

Lets keep it all in here as a reference point.

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New Stay at Home Directions - Victoria (PDF)

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COVID-19 Updates - AFL.com.au

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[thylacine60]

stupid thread

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

So weird watching cricket and footy with no crowds

 

[I bleed Blue]

Found this a very interesting and informative article

Puts the sports cancellations and people isolating into perspective

 

[Bearded Carpenter]

It all started with *

**** em

 

[Aphrodite]

stupid thread

Stupid request!

for the completists among us........can we at least get an all things corona thread up?

 

[ShanDog]

I really hope they do go ahead with games. It will be weird without a crowd but who cares? It's footy. I need sport. They've already suspended the NHL and I'm starting to get the DTs...

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

I really hope they do go ahead with games. It will be weird without a crowd but who cares? It's footy. I need sport. They've already suspended the NHL and I'm starting to get the DTs...

Go outside

 

[ShanDog]

Go outside

Why? ARE THEY PLAYING HOCKEY THERE?? DONT MESS WITH MY FEELINGS!

 

[thylacine60]

what's out there, MEB?

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

There’s this thing called like, the sun? And it’s nice and warm and shit

 

[ShanDog]

The internet informs me that it's the end of days out there but.

 

[thylacine60]

the ****? skin cancer?

 

[ShanDog]

Single dad this weekend. Took the kids out to their favourite park this morning, which would normally be quite busy, but we had the run of the place. Noice.

 

[ShanDog]

Just realised saying "single dad" sounds like we've broken up for the weekend. We haven't. Though now that I think about it....

 

[Just Kreuzing]

yeah but the positives are the pie stands are wide open, stewy.........

Looks like he has all those draft picks/concessions stuffed up there.

 

[thylacine60]

Single dad this weekend. Took the kids out to their favourite park this morning, which would normally be quite busy, but we had the run of the place. Noice.

everyone self isolating at the supermarket............

 

[Stamos]

There’s this thing called like, the sun? And it’s nice and warm and shit

The sun is shit?

 

[Earls Smother]

Found this a very interesting and informative article

Puts the sports cancellations and people isolating into perspective

That is excellent. Hopefully Scomo has a copy.
Despite the very drastic measures taken/suggested, it does say the following re sport:

- All sports events and competitions, public or private, are canceled. Important events can be held under closed doors.

If I can't do anything during a 14-21 day lockdown, it would be way more tolerable if I could watch and dribble on the internet about football.

 

[Earls Smother]

The sun is shit?

Emanate from the same orifice for some people...

 

[Aphrodite]

Damn paywall and outline not working for me.

Can someone outline this please.

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AFL clubs told to find up to $5 million in savings as staggering cost of coronavirus revealed

AFL clubs have been told to slash millions of dollars from their spending, with players and staff to take pay cuts as the staggering financial impact of the coronavirus pandemic hits hard.

The AFL has told its 18 clubs they must find up to $5 million each in savings by slashing costs and taking pay cuts across staff and players in an effort to safeguard jobs during the coronavirus pandemic.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

The sun is shit?

Shit HOT hahahahahhahahahjajhahaha

 

[thylacine60]

go inside, MEB.......

 

[Aphrodite]

New document reveals updated ‘shutdown’ timeline as AFL plots drastic measures

A document obtained by 7NEWS has revealed a number of proposals to safeguard and radically alter the 2020 season before a possible government-enforced shutdown.

7news.com.au

 

[BlueGum]

Gil pay cut would save a few clubs